The Noccers Interview Thread

Bob Harris

Lorelli! wrote: »

I'm not ska, mod or a rocker. I'm a mocker

I overheard a young kid give another advice the other day. It was "you get what you get...and you don't get upset." Is that a good motto?

Good name for an album.

Do you get heartburn?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

Good name for an album.

Do you get heartburn?

Not much but I have had it before. I think a cold glass of milk is the best thing for it.

Do you think it's better off trying not to get into lending friends money?

Bob Harris

Lorelli! wrote: »

Not much but I have had it before. I think a cold glass of milk is the best thing for it.

Do you think it's better off trying not to get into lending friends money?

Certainly. It's much better to give them money. That way you don't worry about getting it back.

How are your cryptcurrency investments doing?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

Certainly. It's much better to give them money. That way you don't worry about getting it back.

How are your cryptcurrency investments doing?

Could be better

What's your favourite tv catchphrase?

Bob Harris

Lorelli! wrote: »

Could be better

What's your favourite tv catchphrase?

Roll it there Roisín.

When you're in a seafood restaurant and have to choose the lobster how do you settle on the one you want?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

Roll it there Roisín.

When you're in a seafood restaurant and have to choose the lobster how do you settle on the one you want?

I probably wouldn't choose lobster.

Did you ever order crab that came out still in its shell and not know what to do with the little tool kit that came with it?

Bob Harris

Lorelli! wrote: »

I probably wouldn't choose lobster.

Did you ever order crab that came out still in its shell and not know what to do with the little tool kit that came with it?

I wouldn't know what to do if it was out of it's shell.

Do you get a buzz off horse tranquilizers?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

I wouldn't know what to do if it was out of it's shell.

Do you get a buzz off horse tranquilizers?

You can buy I wouldn't

Did you ever hear of krokodil and is it one of the most frightening drugs?

Bob Harris

Lorelli! wrote: »

You can buy I wouldn't

Did you ever hear of krokodil and is it one of the most frightening drugs?

I've never heard of those alligat-ions.


Do you think if an ongoing courtcase was discussed in here would anyone notice?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

I've never heard of those alligat-ions.


Do you think if an ongoing courtcase was discussed in here would anyone notice?

It would be noticed as much as anything else on here.

When was the last time you put your foot in it?

Bob Harris

Lorelli! wrote: »

It would be noticed as much as anything else on here.

When was the last time you put your foot in it?

My foot is never out of it.

When's the last time you were in a shopping trolley?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

My foot is never out of it.

When's the last time you were in a shopping trolley?

So long I can't remember

Is turnip the most annoying vegetable to peel?

Sephiroth_dude

Lorelli! wrote: »

So long I can't remember

Is turnip the most annoying vegetable to peel?

No I think its the best

Would you like a freshly squeezed glass of turnip juice?

Ted_YNWA

I have a cup of tea here, I'll take a rain check on that.

What is the best way to drink it?

Lorelli!

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I have a cup of tea here, I'll take a rain check on that.

What is the best way to drink it?

Best way to drink what? Seph's juices? Don't ask me :pac: only joking!

Have you or do you ever refer to your dinner as tea?

Ted_YNWA

Probably have the odd time.

Have you ever been on jury duty?

Lorelli!

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Probably have the odd time.

Have you ever been on jury duty?

Ye for about a day. Can't remember what happened but it was cancelled. Got a free dinner though

Would you enjoy doing jury duty or do you think it would be a pain?

Ted_YNWA

It would probably be a pain, it would be nice to get a juicy case, but knowing my look, it would be someone who stole a mars bar.

Have you ever shoplifted?

Ted_YNWA

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

It would probably be a pain, it would be nice to get a juicy case, but knowing my look, it would be someone who stole a mars bar.

Have you ever shoplifted?

I wouldn't be strong enough to lift a whole shop.


Do people often misinterpret what you say?

Ted_YNWA

Seems to be all the time.

Do you have a strong accent?

Ted_YNWA

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Seems to be all the time.

Do you have a strong accent?

It wouldn't be overly distinctive.

Do you own your own house?

Bob Harris

Deleted User wrote: »

It wouldn't be overly distinctive.

Do you own your own house?

I own other peoples. I'm very philanthropic like that.

Should the term landlord be changed seeing as in most cases it's not land but property? Would Houselord or Accomodationmaster not be more suitable?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

I own other peoples. I'm very philanthropic like that.

Should the term landlord be changed seeing as in most cases it's not land but property? Would Houselord or Accomodationmaster not be more suitable?

Just Lord of Master would do!

If you were walking down the road and someone called out your boards username, do you think you would instinctively turn around to answer?

Bob Harris

Lorelli! wrote: »

Just Lord of Master would do!

If you were walking down the road and someone called out your boards username, do you think you would instinctively turn around to answer?

Well if they saw me and knew that was my username then pretending otherwise would be a bit silly.

When's the last time the electricity went?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

Well if they saw me and knew that was my username then pretending otherwise would be a bit silly.

When's the last time the electricity went?

A couple of months ago. It's annoying because it sets my heating to a default setting where it comes on at weird times and I have to practically hit a button for each and every hour of the week on the setting. Takes ages.

Are those pay as you go electricity meter things just a rip off?

Sephiroth_dude

Lorelli! wrote: »

Best way to drink what? Seph's juices?

Ewwwww :pac:

Lorelli! wrote: »

A couple of months ago. It's annoying because it sets my heating to a default setting where it comes on at weird times and I have to practically hit a button for each and every hour of the week on the setting. Takes ages.

Are those pay as you go electricity meter things just a rip off?

I wouldn't trust them as far as I could throw them.


Am I being to paranoid?

Sephiroth_dude

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Ewwwww :pac:




I wouldn't trust them as far as I could throw them.


Am I being to paranoid?

No, they are a rip-off

How many hours sleep did you get last night?

Bob Harris

Deleted User wrote: »

No, they are a rip-off

How many hours sleep did you get last night?

About 5 1/2 I'd say waking up twice before I woke to get up.

If you could solve one of mankind's famous mysteries what would it be?

Lorelli!

Bob Harris wrote: »

About 5 1/2 I'd say waking up twice before I woke to get up.

If you could solve one of mankind's famous mysteries what would it be?

How they get the figs in the figroll.

How come tv was better when there were less channels?

Sephiroth_dude

Quality over quantity

Do you remember the watch on qvc that could control your TV?