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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • #7142
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,674 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    No

    Ever call someone a blind auld bat?


  • #7143
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    No

    Ever call someone a blind auld bat?

    Who hasn't.

    Do you wrap yourself in clingfilm?


  • #7144
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Who hasn't.

    Do you wrap yourself in clingfilm?

    No because I can never find the start of the roll.

    Do you use cotton wool for anything?


  • #7145
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Colser wrote: »
    No because I can never find the start of the roll.

    Do you use cotton wool for anything?

    I can never find any; i think the snowflake generation have taken it all.


    Will you be eating out on Valentines day?


  • #7146
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I can never find any; i think the snowflake generation have taken it all.


    Will you be eating out on Valentines day?

    I'm planning on a picnic.

    How often do you refer to your copy of Pippa Middleton's party planning book?


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  • #7147
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I'm planning on a picnic.

    How often do you refer to your copy of Pippa Middleton's party planning book?

    Everyday. It's my new bible :pac:

    Can you use a steak-knife when eating duck breast?


  • #7148
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Everyday. It's my new bible :pac:

    Can you use a steak-knife when eating duck breast?

    You can use a stanley knife if you like.

    If you opened a Chinese restaurant what would you call it?


  • #7149
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    You can use a stanley knife if you like.

    If you opened a Chinese restaurant what would you call it?

    Wok On!

    What do you find worse, driving and being blinded by the sun or driving at night and being blinded by oncoming headlights?


  • #7150
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    73Cat wrote: »
    Wok On!

    What do you find worse, driving and being blinded by the sun or driving at night and being blinded by oncoming headlights?

    Blinded by the sun.

    How come you rarely see adults wearing ear muffs?


  • #7151
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Blinded by the sun.

    How come you rarely see adults wearing ear muffs?

    Because they're not 8 years old.

    Do you think the word geriatric sounds disrespectful?


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  • #7152
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Because they're not 8 years old.

    Do you think the word geriatric sounds disrespectful?

    I suppose because it means sick and old, it can sound off.

    Is "The elderly" alright?


  • #7153
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I suppose because it means sick and old, it can sound off.

    Is "The elderly" alright?

    The aged is better.

    Have you ever helped the aged?


  • #7154
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    The aged is better.

    Have you ever helped the aged?

    Yea more so when I was a kid. Use to go to the shop and stuff for neighbours.

    Did a neighbour ever ask you to go to the shop for them and when you got to the till, you discovered they didn't give you enough money so you had to put your money towards their shopping and then when you got back before you could say anything, they said "btw I meant to say to you - keep the change"?


  • #7155
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Yea more so when I was a kid. Use to go to the shop and stuff for neighbours.

    Did a neighbour ever ask you to go to the shop for them and when you got to the till, you discovered they didn't give you enough money so you had to put your money towards their shopping and then when you got back before you could say anything, they said "btw I meant to say to you - keep the change"?

    Yes and I responded with 'the change?..what fucking change you miserable blind old prick, you didn't even give me enough to to pay for what you wanted'. I then demanded what they owed me before I flung their shopping on the floor.

    What's your favourite flightless bird?


  • #7156
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Yes and I responded with 'the change?..what fucking change you miserable blind old prick, you didn't even give me enough to to pay for what you wanted'. I then demanded what they owed me before I flung their shopping on the floor.

    What's your favourite flightless bird?

    Penguins

    What's the point of Cidona?


  • #7157
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Penguins

    What's the point of Cidona?

    To use up the rotten apples.

    Have you ever ordered a drink on the rocks?


  • #7158
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    To use up the rotten apples.

    Have you ever ordered a drink on the rocks?

    No but it does sound much nicer than "with ice"

    Does that song, I'm in the mood for dancing put you in anything but the mood for dancing?


  • #7159
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    No but it does sound much nicer than "with ice"

    Does that song, I'm in the mood for dancing put you in anything but the mood for dancing?

    Romancing.


    Was Gerry Ryan our greatest ever radio presenter?


  • #7160
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,674 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Romancing.


    Was Gerry Ryan our greatest ever radio presenter?

    No that honor goes to gaybo

    Do you agree?


  • #7161
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    No that honor goes to gaybo

    Do you agree?

    I am very agreeable.

    Does asking a question that refers to your own answer make it less a question?


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  • #7162
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I am very agreeable.

    Does asking a question that refers to your own answer make it less a question?

    No. It's still a question.

    Don't you think you'd have to be fierce fond of questions to be taking part in this thread?


  • #7163
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,674 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Deleted User wrote: »
    No. It's still a question.

    Don't you think you'd have to be fierce fond of questions to be taking part in this thread?

    No I disagree..................:pac:

    Apples or Oranges?


  • #7164
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    No I disagree.

    Apples or Oranges?

    I like both equally for different reasons

    Does anyone still have net curtains, you know the ones where you can see out but people outside can't see in?


  • #7165
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I like both equally for different reasons

    Does anyone still have net curtains, you know the ones where you can see out but people outside can't see in?

    They do.

    Where does your username come from?


  • #7166
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Father Ted & a Liverpool fan.

    Do you want to know my mother's maiden name to?


  • #7167
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,674 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    No

    Do you like bounty bars?


  • #7168
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I do.

    If you were a bar of chocolate which one would you be?


  • #7169
    Yer Da sells Avon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    A Daim Bar. Smooth on the outside, but crunchy on the inside.

    Lidl or Aldi?


  • #7170
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Hapax Legomenon wrote: »
    A Daim Bar. Smooth on the outside, but crunchy on the inside.

    Lidl or Aldi?

    I thought they were the same place.

    Have you ever been a 'person of interest' to the gardaí?


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  • #7171
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I thought they were the same place.

    Have you ever been a 'person of interest' to the gardaí?

    Not that I know of.

    Can you flip pancakes?


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