The Noccers Interview Thread

Sephiroth_dude

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Addicted too all my hobby's gaming, internet, kittens on youtube

What's for breakfast?

It was a yogurt, banana and an apple.

Do you eat healthier food at home or in work?

@ home

Is Paddy Cosgrave a MESSIAH or MINGER to you as a boardsie ?

Lorelli!

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@ home

Is Paddy Cosgrave a MESSIAH or MINGER to you as a boardsie ?

Well he can't be the Messiah. The Messiah is my sister. Ain't no king, man, she's my queen...

What's a boardsie when it's at home?

Sephiroth_dude

Lorelli! wrote: »

Well he can't be the Messiah. The Messiah is my sister. Ain't no king, man, she's my queen...

What's a boardsie when it's at home?

Abbreviation for people who use boards


Were you ever on a bus with a bald man sitting in front of you and you started playing his head like a pair of bongo drums?

Nah. I wouldn't try that on Kojak if he were sitting in front of me.

What was the title of the last Ladybird series of book you read - new hip or old edition

Lorelli!

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Nah. I wouldn't try that on Kojak if he were sitting in front of me.

What was the title of the last Ladybird series of book you read - new hip or old edition

Puddle Lane

Have you ever had Updoc?

Sephiroth_dude

Lorelli! wrote: »

Puddle Lane

Have you ever had Updoc?

No

Whats a vector class?

Lorelli!

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

No

Whats a vector class?

You're supposed to say 'no. What's up doc?' and then I say 'thats all folks'

No I don't know what it is, do you know?

Sephiroth_dude

Hahaha I thought you meant updoc used in testing 😀

Do you think lorelli's joke was not all that funny ? 😏

....Ah jaysus Seph.

What is your favorite North American based YouTube channel

Lorelli!

[Deleted User] wrote: »

....Ah jaysus Seph.

What is your favorite North American based YouTube channel

I don't know. I watch some videos but I don't really follow anyone on YouTube or anything like that.

Will you go galavanting anywhere tonight?

Lorelli!

Lorelli! wrote: »

I don't know. I watch some videos but I don't really follow anyone on YouTube or anything like that.

Will you go galavanting anywhere tonight?

I will but won't be out too late.

Yourself?

Lorelli!

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I will but won't be out too late.

Yourself?

No not tonight. Maybe tomorrow night but it's a big maybe.

Do you think this week went by very fast?

Lorelli!

Lorelli! wrote: »

No not tonight. Maybe tomorrow night but it's a big maybe.

Do you think this week went by very fast?

Definitely.

Why does a half an hour in work seem like a month but a half an hour browsing on your phone at home seem like a minute?

Because you are a Theory X worker, and not Theory Y or Z.

What would you do if you worked in an organization like your smartphone / computer manufacturer to improve it's success and profitability. Does'nt have to be popular with the staff or customers necessarily.

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Because you are a Theory X worker, and not Theory Y or Z.

What would you do if you worked in an organization like your smartphone / computer manufacturer to improve it's success and profitability. Does'nt have to be popular with the staff or customers necessarily.

It would come with a supply of free condoms

Have you ever used a condom for something it was not intended for?

Rubecula

yes why not?

have you ever eaten bratwurst with mayonnaise?

Lorelli!

Rubecula wrote: »

yes why not?

have you ever eaten bratwurst with mayonnaise?

No

Do you ever mix a little bit of mayonnaise with ketchup for your chips?

Harder to wash up afterwards.

Do you still own a game joystick as distinct from a gamepad?

Sephiroth_dude

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Harder to wash up afterwards.

Do you still own a game joystick as distinct from a gamepad?

Yes

Lorelli! wrote: »

No

Do you ever mix a little bit of mayonnaise with ketchup for your chips?

No I'm too plain for that

Have you stocked up on bread for the incoming snow?

Sephiroth_dude

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Yes



No I'm too plain for that

Have you stocked up on bread for the incoming snow?

No, I shall clear out a drawer in the freezer for a few loafs.

What is your favourite brand of clothing?

Johnny Hilfiger

What was the last "...for Dummies" book you picked up.

Sephiroth_dude

C#

Are you familiar with abstract classes?

Aware of them, not familiar with them anymore.

When last did your computer / smartphone go faulty and what happened.

Edward M

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Aware of them, not familiar with them anymore.

When last did your computer / smartphone go faulty and what happened.

Last phone got driven across, around September last.

Do you still use a pc at home?

Sephiroth_dude

I do

Is that old fashioned and a thing of the past?

Sephiroth_dude

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

I do

Is that old fashioned and a thing of the past?

No, mine broke and I'm going to replace it, sick of looking stuff up on my phone.

What time will you get up tomorrow?

Sephiroth_dude

8am

When did you last get your teeth whitened?

Sephiroth_dude

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

8am

When did you last get your teeth whitened?

I had them cleaned and polished in October.

Have you ever had yours professionally whitened?

Sephiroth_dude

I have indeed in October as well

Ever have too get a root canal?