The Noccers Interview Thread

Kylta

Yes. Loads off

Your favorite takeaway food

Bob Harris

Kylta wrote: »

Yes. Loads off

Your favorite takeaway food

Battered sausage.

Can you clean windows with Mr Sheen?

Kylta

Absolutely, mr sheen&sons are the local window cleaning firm

Do you like your job

Bob Harris

Kylta wrote: »

Absolutely, mr sheen&sons are the local window cleaning firm

Do you like your job

My job doesn't like me.

Why is it always 5 top tips or 10 steps....never an odd number?

Because 5 tips or 10 steps are the "Beautiful" and "delicious" figures for the Irish audience!

Last non electronic device you repaired.

Bob Harris

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Because 5 tips or 10 steps are the "Beautiful" and "delicious" figures for the Irish audience!

Last non electronic device you repaired.

A wheelbarrow.

Would you use a walking stick as a fashion accessory?

Kylta

Yes, what a beautiful legalise weapon to carry

Is our justice system weak or strong in regards to crime

Frail. Wouldn't want to go to the juvenile centers or mount joy though.

Something you cannot do yourself but would love to be able to do it because it's cool, sport hobby relationship etc.

Bob Harris

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Frail. Wouldn't want to go to the juvenile centers or mount joy though.

Something you cannot do yourself but would love to be able to do it because it's cool, sport hobby relationship etc.

Dallas.

If you hear the words 'chief medical officer' once more what will you do?

Kylta

Nothing, whats happening is happening and unfortunately were surrounded by bad news in the media

Do you think ronan keating sing?

Bob Harris

Kylta wrote: »

Nothing, whats happening is happening and unfortunately were surrounded by bad news in the media

Do you think ronan keating sing?

..sings? That would be broadening the definition of singing.

Would they call anything a storm nowadays?

Kylta

Yes. The present government, called storm bollox

Do you dress up for Halloween? If so has what?

Bob Harris

Kylta wrote: »

Yes. The present government, called storm bollox

Do you dress up for Halloween? If so has what?

Santa Claus.

What breed of dog would you be?

Dalmatian

What's your favorite brand of dog food.

Kylta

Chinese takeaway

Do ghosts exist

Go out tonight and find out. I won't be responsible for your safety though.

Where did you fly Ryan Air to last?

Kylta

Last year. I prefer air lingus

Does a lockdown really bother you

Bob Harris

Kylta wrote: »

Last year. I prefer air lingus

Does a lockdown really bother you

It cramps my style.

Do you think Sean Connery will resht in peesh?

Where would James Bond go.

Anything that you cannot order online or buy in bricks mortar shop at the moment because of the COVID?

Bob Harris

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Where would James Bond go.

Anything that you cannot order online or buy in bricks mortar shop at the moment because of the COVID?

Drugs.

Are novelty ties appropriate dress in a professional work environment?

Kylta

Yes, especially now, people need a laugh

Are you a yes man

Fup off.

Know anybody who lives as a social parasite?

Kylta

Yes,

Do you know anybody who constantly moans

Ffs.

Where lasr did you use fake I'd.

Kylta

When I was a teenager

When was the last time you did something illegal

Flying a camera drone in 2016.

When did you have withdrawal symptoms last from drinks drugs porn etc.

Bob Harris

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Flying a camera drone in 2016.

When did you have withdrawal symptoms last from drinks drugs porn etc.

I still get cravings for a smoke now and then.

If you ring someone whose phone is engaged, are they supposed to ring you back or do you have to ring again?

They might have a landline and an old phone. I always assume the number could be private. So yeah, you ring again.

Some tech from the 2000s you thought she|t

Digital cameras from that era. Funny that Hewlett Packard don't market them anymore.

Know anyone who is a complete fraud?

Kylta

Yes, unfortunately more than a few

Would you like a white xmas