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The Noccers Interview Thread

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    #1922
    davidk1394
    Registered Users Posts: 4,108 ✭✭✭davidk1394


    Deleted User wrote: »
    3 days to the weekend;)

    What's your favourite day of the week and why?

    Friday, It's the beginning of the weekend.

    Did you wear shorts today?


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    #1923
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    I did when I was out for a run.

    Do you do any exercise?


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    #1924
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    not really, used to run a bit

    any other hobbies?


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    #1925
    B00!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,559 ✭✭✭B00!


    I am crafty

    Are you musical?


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    #1926
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    B00! wrote: »
    I am crafty

    Are you musical?

    Moderately.

    Last time someone heard you sing?


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    #1927
    B00!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,559 ✭✭✭B00!


    Last month

    Do you like to sing?


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    #1928
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    B00! wrote: »
    Last month

    Do you like to sing?

    I do. I wouldn't do it otherwise.

    What suddenly appears when you are near?


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    #1929
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    I do. I wouldn't do it otherwise.

    What suddenly appears when you are near?

    Birds....I feed them and they ****e all over my car in appreciation.

    Will we phone in sick and go to the beach?


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    #1930
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    Birds....I feed them and they ****e all over my car in appreciation.

    Will we phone in sick and go to the beach?

    I could phone in but....I'm here already...you go on without me.
    me.....'cough cough....I can't come in today...I'm really sick..'
    boss...'but you're in the office next to me...'
    me..' erm...no..no..I'm here in bed...I'm dying..cough'
    boss..'...I know you're there...I was talking you..'
    me....'...you must be mistaken...cough'
    boss...'I'm standing here looking at you..'
    me...' cough...fcuk it ....cough'

    Do you have a safe space?


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    #1931
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    I could phone in but....I'm here already...you go on without me.
    me.....'cough cough....I can't come in today...I'm really sick..'
    boss...'but you're in the office next to me...'
    me..' erm...no..no..I'm here in bed...I'm dying..cough'
    boss..'...I know you're there...I was talking you..'
    me....'...you must be mistaken...cough'
    boss...'I'm standing here looking at you..'
    me...' cough...fcuk it ....cough'

    Do you have a safe space?

    Ye, I've a bunker built on the grounds of my house.

    Did you ever accidentally eat sand at the beach?


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    #1932
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    gramar wrote: »
    I could phone in but....I'm here already...you go on without me.
    me.....'cough cough....I can't come in today...I'm really sick..'
    boss...'but you're in the office next to me...'
    me..' erm...no..no..I'm here in bed...I'm dying..cough'
    boss..'...I know you're there...I was talking you..'
    me....'...you must be mistaken...cough'
    boss...'I'm standing here looking at you..'
    me...' cough...fcuk it ....cough'

    Do you have a safe space?

    The wine aisle in my local Tesco is my safe space.

    What antivirus do you use?


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    #1933
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Ye, I've a bunker built on the grounds of my house.

    Did you ever accidentally eat sand at the beach?

    Only sandwiches.
    Deleted User wrote: »
    The wine aisle in my local Tesco is my safe space.

    What antivirus do you use?

    Avast I think.

    Is it worth paying for one on a home laptop?


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    #1934
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    Only sandwiches.



    Avast I think.

    Is it worth paying for one on a home laptop?

    If you are quite a careful user, the free ones are fine but otherwise it is worth paying for one.

    How sick do you have to be to go to your GP?


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    #1935
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    If you are quite a careful user, the free ones are fine but otherwise it is worth paying for one.

    How sick do you have to be to go to your GP?

    Fairly sick. I avoid going to the doctor if i can.

    If you were an objectophile, like someone who "marries" The Statue of Liberty or something like that, what object do you think would be your type?


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    #1936
    [Deleted User]
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    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Fairly sick. I avoid going to the doctor if i can.

    If you were an objectophile, like someone who "marries" The Statue of Liberty or something like that, what object do you think would be your type?

    The ball at Naas

    Who is your favourite person?


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    #1937
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    The ball at Naas

    Who is your favourite person?

    Cliff Richard.

    Would a bicycle repair kit fix a hole in an inflatable doll?


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    #1938
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    Cliff Richard.

    Would a bicycle repair kit fix a hole in an inflatable doll?

    :/ give it a try

    Did you ever hear the Roxy Music song "In Every Dream Home A Heartache" about a man and his love for his inflatable doll?


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    #1939
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    :/ give it a try

    Did you ever hear the Roxy Music song "In Every Dream Home A Heartache" about a man and his love for his inflatable doll?

    No, but now I just have to!

    If you were really lonely would you consider an inflatable doll ?


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    #1940
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    No, but now I just have to!

    If you were really lonely would you consider an inflatable doll ?

    No, for fear of rejection.

    What size batteries does the vibrator take?


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    #1941
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    No, for fear of rejection.

    What size batteries does the vibrator take?

    Maybe check if its detailed on the box :pac:

    Are you indecisive?


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    #1942
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Maybe check if its detailed on the box :pac:

    Are you indecisive?

    I make considered decisions.

    Have you or anyone close to you been affected by hospital overcrowding?


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    #1943
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    I make considered decisions.

    Have you or anyone close to you been affected by hospital overcrowding?

    Ye

    What causes that distinct scent in a hospital? Is it the cleaning products?


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    #1944
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Ye

    What causes that distinct scent in a hospital? Is it the cleaning products?

    Sickness and death.

    What's your favourite medication?


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    #1945
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    Sickness and death.

    What's your favourite medication?

    Sexual Healing :pac: ah no, I have an aversion to pills so I would rarely even take a paracetamol.

    Is death just a part of life?


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    #1946
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Sexual Healing :pac: ah no, I have an aversion to pills so I would rarely even take a paracetamol.

    Is death just a part of life?

    Yes, a small minor detail.

    Do you always look on the bright side of life?


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    #1947
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    Yes, a small minor detail.

    Do you always look on the bright side of life?

    No, more inclined to doom and gloom, glass half empty etc

    Would you pay someone to kick you up the arse if it was needed ?


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    #1948
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    73Cat wrote: »
    No, more inclined to doom and gloom, glass half empty etc

    Would you pay someone to kick you up the arse if it was needed ?

    Only if it was guaranteed to knock some sense into me.

    What is the closest animal to resemble an Ewok?


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    #1949
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Only if it was guaranteed to knock some sense into me.

    What is the closest animal to resemble an Ewok?

    A koala...or a very hairy baby.

    What was the last animal you killed?


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    #1950
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    A koala...or a very hairy baby.

    What was the last animal you killed?

    I have never killed an animal yet

    Do you kill flies/bees or swoosh them out the window ?


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    #1951
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    I have never killed an animal yet

    Do you kill flies/bees or swoosh them out the window ?

    Bees might be ushered out but flies are stalked and mercilessly slaughtered.

    Were you a cry baby?


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