The Noccers Interview Thread

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

Yes.

Whilst in your existing job, have you ever had to run to the printer after accidentally printing over 200 pages about another company that you were researching because you had an interview with them? Or was that just me?

No, the printer is within arms reach. 200 pages is a helluva lot of research.


Have you ever left messages in a large flashing font on the unattended pc of a friend that made reference to their alleged homosexual preferences?

Erik Shin

gramar wrote: »

No, the printer is within arms reach. 200 pages is a helluva lot of research.


Have you ever left messages in a large flashing font on the unattended pc of a friend that made reference to their alleged homosexual preferences?

No....Buy I shall consider it for next time.
I normally do the normal one like pregnant, piles and ....Oh yes...I did do it to someone who was pregnant and poatrrt on her Facebook she was coming out....Cue a very angry Polish girl the next day

Is Facebook a bit twattish ?

gramar

Erik Shin wrote: »

No....Buy I shall consider it for next time.
I normally do the normal one like pregnant, piles and ....Oh yes...I did do it to someone who was pregnant and poatrrt on her Facebook she was coming out....Cue a very angry Polish girl the next day

Is Facebook a bit twattish ?

I can safely say that it is for cünts as I don't have an account.

If you had a gun put to your head and had to choose between twitter and facebook which would you choose or would you take the bullet?

Colser

gramar wrote: »

I can safely say that it is for cünts as I don't have an account.

If you had a gun put to your head and had to choose between twitter and facebook which would you choose or would you take the bullet?

I'd choose FB...twitter gives me a headache.

Have you fake accounts on social media?

gramar

Colser wrote: »

I'd choose FB...twitter gives me a headache.

Have you fake accounts on social media?

Ah feck that.

Will you be celebrating cinco de mayo by drinking tequila and eating fajitas?

Rubberlegs

gramar wrote: »

Ah feck that.

Will you be celebrating cinco de mayo by drinking tequila and eating fajitas?

No idea what that is and assuming it's nothing to do with Mayo or mayonaisse , but I'm in for the fajitas anyway:)

What is it ?

gramar

73Cat wrote: »

No idea what that is and assuming it's nothing to do with Mayo or mayonaisse , but I'm in for the fajitas anyway:)

What is it ?

It's a holiday in Mexico to celebrate winning some battle.

Who would you back in a race...speedy gonzalez or road runner?

Rubberlegs

gramar wrote: »

It's a holiday in Mexico to celebrate winning some battle.

Who would you back in a race...speedy gonzalez or road runner?

Today I would have to go for Speedy, in keeping with the Mexican theme.

Are you competent at putting things back together when you have taken them apart ?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

It's a holiday in Mexico to celebrate winning some battle.

Who would you back in a race...speedy gonzalez or road runner?

I'll go for road runner.

73Cat wrote: »

Today I would have to go for Speedy, in keeping with the Mexican theme.

Are you competent at putting things back together when you have taken them apart ?

No....act first, think later

Heads or Tails?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

I'll go for road runner.



No....act first, think later

Heads or Tails?

Who doesn't like head(s).

Have you ever worked in a company that had a dress down Friday policy?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Who doesn't like head(s).

Have you ever worked in a company that had a dress down Friday policy?

Yes and they also had a lot of those cheesy theme days.

Have you got a dice rolling technique?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

Yes and they also had a lot of those cheesy theme days.

Have you got a dice rolling technique?

Shake, rattle and roll.

If the dice falls on the floor does it count?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Shake, rattle and roll.

If the dice falls on the floor does it count?

If it lands on the number you need, you could debate it. If not, roll again.

Do you like foosball?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

If it lands on the number you need, you could debate it. If not, roll again.

Do you like foosball?

Not really, I've played the odd time but not for ages and
I can't say I miss it.

Do you have a good wrist action?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

Not really, I've played the odd time but not for ages and
I can't say I miss it.

Do you have a good wrist action?

My wrist action is good for most things, except tennis, then is is non functional.

Is your bedroom pitch dark at night?

Colser

[Deleted User] wrote: »

My wrist action is good for most things, except tennis, then is is non functional.

Is your bedroom pitch dark at night?

It is but I wouldn't be bothered even if it wasn't..I've no problem sleeping either way.

What would prevent you from getting a good nights sleep?

Sephiroth_dude

Loud noise

Are you noisy at night?

Ted_YNWA

I try not to be.

Can you walk around your house easily in the dark?

La.de.da

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I try not to be.

Can you walk around your house easily in the dark?

I can.


Do you floss your teeth?

La.de.da

La.de.da wrote: »

I can.


Do you floss your teeth?

when i get a chance, yes.

Do you have a pet?

Rubecula

a couple of moths in the wardrobe is all

do you prefer dogs, cats or horses?

Colser

Rubecula wrote: »

a couple of moths in the wardrobe is all

do you prefer dogs, cats or horses?

I don't have a preference as long as they're all at a distance...

Should some people marry their pets ?

gramar

Colser wrote: »

I don't have a preference as long as they're all at a distance...

Should some people marry their pets ?

Absolutely. The marriage should be consummated too if not done before.

Are there any religious symbols on display where you live?

tomwaterford

gramar wrote: »

Absolutely. The marriage should be consummated too if not done before.

Are there any religious symbols on display where you live?

Not in the open



Can you appreciate a daycent arse

gramar

tomwaterford wrote: »

Not in the open


Can you appreciate a daycent arse

I sure can.

Are you looking for appreciation for yours?

tomwaterford

gramar wrote: »

I sure can.

Are you looking for appreciation for yours?

Ya....why not sure!



Do you skip leg day

gramar

tomwaterford wrote: »

Ya....why not sure!

Do you skip leg day

Never...ever...skip leg day.

Do you ever skip your breakfast?

tomwaterford

gramar wrote: »

Never...ever...skip leg day.

Do you ever skip your breakfast?

Sometimes....but I'm trying to work in getting up earlier and some light exercise and then eating to increase metabolism




Are you strict I'm what you allow yourself to eat

gramar

tomwaterford wrote: »

Sometimes....but I'm trying to work in getting up earlier and some light exercise and then eating to increase metabolism


Are you strict I'm what you allow yourself to eat

I don't overdo it on the crap and eat more or less everything.

Have you ever sniffed glue or tipex thinners?

gramar

gramar wrote: »

I don't overdo it on the crap and eat more or less everything.

Have you ever sniffed glue or tipex thinners?

They don't smell nice, so no.

Have you ever put butter on a biscuit?