The Noccers Interview Thread

Rubberlegs

Shpudnik wrote: »

The GF.


Last person you yelled at?

An agonised "whaaaaaaattttt??" from the garden at the youngest who was repeatedly calling me

What is directly to your right ?

Shpudnik

73Cat wrote: »

An agonised "whaaaaaaattttt??" from the garden at the youngest who was repeatedly calling me

What is directly to your right ?

My bed. I'm in a chair beside my bed.


What is directly to your left?

Rubberlegs

Shpudnik wrote: »

My bed. I'm in a chair beside my bed.


What is directly to your left?

My new chiminea, put together but not outside yet.

Whats behind yoooouuuuuu?

Shpudnik

73Cat wrote: »

My new chiminea, put together but not outside yet.

Whats behind yoooouuuuuu?

My coat rack (I moved chairs)


Do you have a coat rack?

Rubberlegs

Shpudnik wrote: »

My coat rack (I moved chairs)


Do you have a coat rack?

Yeah, under the stairs.

What social media site do you spend the most time on ?

Shpudnik

73Cat wrote: »

Yeah, under the stairs.

What social media site do you spend the most time on ?

Boards is the only site I use. Spend a lot of time on my Snapchat and Instagram though.


Ever been pulled over by law enforcement?

Shpudnik

Shpudnik wrote: »

Boards is the only site I use. Spend a lot of time on my Snapchat and Instagram though.


Ever been pulled over by law enforcement?

Yes, I went through 3 consecutive sets of lights when they were on yellow. Was told to take it easy and let go.

Do you know any Garda or are you known to the Gardai?

Lorelli!

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Yes, I went through 3 consecutive sets of lights when they were on yellow. Was told to take it easy and let go.

Do you know any Garda or are you known to the Gardai?

Why? Who have you been talking to?

Shpudnik

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Yes, I went through 3 consecutive sets of lights when they were on yellow. Was told to take it easy and let go.

Do you know any Garda or are you known to the Gardai?

Yes and yes.




Would that make you wary of Me?

Rubberlegs

Shpudnik wrote: »

Yes and yes.




Would that make you wary of Me?

That would depend on the capacity in which you are known to them

Have you ever tried martial arts ?

Shpudnik

73Cat wrote: »

That would depend on the capacity in which you are known to them

Have you ever tried martial arts ?

Maybe for a few weeks in primary school but that's it.


Did you prefer primary or secondary school?

Rubberlegs

Shpudnik wrote: »

Maybe for a few weeks in primary school but that's it.


Did you prefer primary or secondary school?

Secondary probably, though didn't mind either really

What is/was your favourite subject at school?

Colser

73Cat wrote: »

Secondary probably, though didn't mind either really

What is/was your favourite subject at school?

Maths until I tried to do honours for the leaving and packed it in after 2 weeks.

Would you make a good teacher?

Shpudnik

Colser wrote: »

Maths until I tried to do honours for the leaving and packed it in after 2 weeks.

Would you make a good teacher?

No way. I don't have patience with people.



Do you like going for walks?

Rubberlegs

Colser wrote: »

Maths until I tried to do honours for the leaving and packed it in after 2 weeks.

Would you make a good teacher?

No, I wouldn't have the patience for it.

Have you ever broken a bone ?

Lorelli!

73Cat wrote: »

No, I wouldn't have the patience for it.

Have you ever broken a bone ?

Broke my wrist a few years ago. Healed after about 3/4 weeks.

A friend of mine wants to have a wedding anniversary party and she has this idea that she wants people to lip sync duets I'm hoping it doesn't happen but if it does, what duet song would you do if you were me?

Rubberlegs

Lorelli! wrote: »

Broke my wrist a few years ago. Healed after about 3/4 weeks.

A friend of mine wants to have a wedding anniversary party and she has this idea that she wants people to lip sync duets I'm hoping it doesn't happen but if it does, what duet song would you do if you were me?

Sonny and Cher, I Got You Babe, appropriate for the occasion I'd say

Do you like olives?

Colser

73Cat wrote: »

Sonny and Cher, I Got You Babe, appropriate for the occasion I'd say

Do you like olives?

Love them.

Are you getting that Autumn/back to school feeling creeping in?

73Cat

73Cat wrote: »

Sonny and Cher, I Got You Babe, appropriate for the occasion I'd say

Do you like olives?

I love olives

Do you remember the cartoon character that ate Spinach?

Rubberlegs

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I love olives

Do you remember the cartoon character that ate Spinach?

Popeye the sailor man , toot toot !

Did you ever sing the dirty rhyme about Popeye that referenced a jar of jam:) ?

Lorelli!

73Cat wrote: »

Popeye the sailor man , toot toot !

Did you ever sing the dirty rhyme about Popeye that referenced a jar of jam:) ?

No I think I read it on here before though.

Did you prefer the American Dennis The Menace cartoon with the blonde hair or the UK one with black hair and his dog Gnasher?

Rubberlegs

Lorelli! wrote: »

No I think I read it on here before though.

Did you prefer the American Dennis The Menace cartoon with the blonde hair or the UK one with black hair and his dog Gnasher?

I have never seen the American one but grew up with the UK one so have a feeling I would prefer that one.

Do you ever find yourself willingly watching cartoons as an adult ?

73Cat

73Cat wrote: »

I have never seen the American one but grew up with the UK one so have a feeling I would prefer that one.

Do you ever find yourself willingly watching cartoons as an adult ?

Love Cartoons

Ever been to Madrid?

Rubberlegs

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Love Cartoons

Ever been to Madrid?

Never

Do you watch the 9 O Clock news?

73Cat

73Cat wrote: »

Never

Do you watch the 9 O Clock news?

Sometimes but wouldn't be religious about it.


Do you know a girl called Johnny?

Rubberlegs

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Sometimes but wouldn't be religious about it.


Do you know a girl called Johnny?

No, I don't.

Do you know a boy named Sue?

73Cat

73Cat wrote: »

No, I don't.

Do you know a boy named Sue?

I do.

Have you ever seen the whole of the moon?

Colser

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I do.

Have you ever seen the whole of the moon?

I have..

Have you ever shook it all night long?

Lorelli!

Colser wrote: »

I have..

Have you ever shook it all night long?

Ye and it had me Shakin' All Over!

What is your favourite thing to have for breakfast?

Rubberlegs

Lorelli! wrote: »

Ye and it had me Shakin' All Over!

What is your favourite thing to have for breakfast?

A yoghurt usually, can't eat cereal as I hate milk

Do you ever decide to have a meat free day ?

Shpudnik

73Cat wrote: »

A yoghurt usually, can't eat cereal as I hate milk

Do you ever decide to have a meat free day ?

Never. Could happen though, I often go days without food.


Do you have a Credit Union account?

Lorelli!

Shpudnik wrote: »

Never. Could happen though, I often go days without food.


Do you have a Credit Union account?

No I'm too rich to use a Credit Union.

Are we living in an alien zoo?

Shpudnik

Lorelli! wrote: »

No I'm too rich to use a Credit Union.

Are we living in an alien zoo?

I hope not. Although it could be like that Rick and Morty episode.


Last time yogit your hair cut?

Shpudnik

Shpudnik wrote: »

I hope not. Although it could be like that Rick and Morty episode.


Last time yogit your hair cut?

2 weeks ago

How often do you visit the supermarket?

Lorelli!

[Deleted User] wrote: »

2 weeks ago

How often do you visit the supermarket?

Once a week for a big shop and then almost every day to the small shop for bread and stuff.

Do you know the correct name for a hairless peach?

Boom_Bap

Nope!

Does a hairless peach have a name?

Lorelli!

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Nope!

Does a hairless peach have a name?

A nectarine!

Have you ever seen or eaten an ugli fruit?

GypsyByName

Lorelli! wrote: »

A nectarine!

Have you ever seen or eaten an ugli fruit?

Ive eaten an ugli fruit!

Are you ugly?

Lorelli!

GypsyByName wrote: »

Ive eaten an ugli fruit!

Are you ugly?

I've never tried an ugli fruit, I prefer peaches! You know the saying "you are what you eat" :P

Would you say The Beatles got tired of Eight days a week?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

I've never tried an ugli fruit, I prefer peaches! You know the saying "you are what you eat" :P

Would you say The Beatles got tired of Eight days a week?

I think it was all the working like a dog during the hard day.


Are you in agreement with the ruling in the Jason Corbett murder trial?

Shpudnik

gramar wrote: »

I think it was all the working like a dog during the hard day.


Are you in agreement with the ruling in the Jason Corbett murder trial?

I would have preferred life in prison but the father will probably die in prison and she will have a long time in too. I just feel sorry for the kids having to go through all this.


Same question to you?

gramar

Shpudnik wrote: »

I would have preferred life in prison but the father will probably die in prison and she will have a long time in too. I just feel sorry for the kids having to go through all this.


Same question to you?

From what I read the jury were left with no choice but to return a guilty verdict.

Would you prefer to read the news or the weather?

Shpudnik

gramar wrote: »

From what I read the jury were left with no choice but to return a guilty verdict.

Would you prefer to read the news or the weather?

The news.




Do you watch the athletics?

gramar

Shpudnik wrote: »

The news.


Do you watch the athletics?

Not a whole lot but I'd have a passing interest.

How is Sonia O'Sullivan doing these days?

Lorelli!

gramar wrote: »

Not a whole lot but I'd have a passing interest.

How is Sonia O'Sullivan doing these days?

She's never been the same since they unveiled the statue!

Have you ever been metaphorically sucker punched and is it a bitchh move?

gramar

Lorelli! wrote: »

She's never been the same since they unveiled the statue!

Have you ever been metaphorically sucker punched and is it a bitchh move?

It is a bitch move and no I don't think so.

Do you know how to find the centre of a circle?

Boom_Bap

gramar wrote: »

It is a bitch move and no I don't think so.

Do you know how to find the centre of a circle?

Yep, it's in the middle.

Do you eat the last Rolo?

gramar

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Yep, it's in the middle.

Do you eat the last Rolo?

I didn't eat any Rolos.

At what point does wearing ostentatiously expensive brands become attention seeking?

Colser

gramar wrote: »

I didn't eat any Rolos.

At what point does wearing ostentatiously expensive brands become attention seeking?

When you start walking around with the pricetag on display.

Your most expensive purchase ?

gramar

Colser wrote: »

When you start walking around with the pricetag on display.

Your most expensive purchase ?

Probably a heating system.

Do you ever feed the ducks?