Norwich vs Manchester United 7/5/16 k/o 12.45 BT 1.

Whatsisname · 07-05-2016 1:28pm

Flint Fredstone wrote: »

Anybody else get some emergency alert broadcast on their stream? Some police officer saying something on it.
Best part of the half for me.

Thought we were under alien attack for half a minute

Manutd_4life · 07-05-2016 1:28pm

Memphis is just shocking

Jayop · 07-05-2016 1:30pm

Manutd_4life wrote: »

What the actual **** was that attack!!!!!!

Side passing just for the craic - absolutely no runs being made

That was everything that's wrong with vangaal

Nalz · 07-05-2016 1:32pm

Herrera and Memphis are v poor

5starpool · 07-05-2016 1:33pm

This is a woeful game.

Manutd_4life · 07-05-2016 1:33pm

Terrible half!!

We don't look like a team scoring

TheTownie · 07-05-2016 1:34pm

Two really shít teams on display here.

Cantona's Collars · 07-05-2016 1:34pm

Just when I thought United could not be any harder to watch,they serve up this steaming pile of shite.

StringerBell · 07-05-2016 1:36pm

5starpool wrote: »

This is a woeful game.

Holy **** friend!

Why would you watch this when you don't support either team?

PhlegmyMoses · 07-05-2016 1:38pm

Rooney is one of the highest paid players in the world. Let that sink in for a moment....

Memphis, Lingard, Herrera, Rojo are all letting themselves down badly again.

This game is a microcosm of our time under LVG. Utter disgrace

Cookie_Dough · 07-05-2016 1:38pm

Zzzzzz......

NoviGlitzko · 07-05-2016 1:40pm

Really poor first half. If we don't have Martial back for West Ham we can kiss our slim chances of 4th goodbye.

marklazarcovic · 07-05-2016 1:41pm

StringerBell wrote:

Why would you watch this when you don't support either team?

I support neither and watch most prem games coz i pay thru the nose for them due to rural internet

Manutd_4life · 07-05-2016 1:43pm

Memphis off Januzaj on please

Surely he can't be worse than Memphis

Korat · 07-05-2016 1:49pm

NoviGlitzko wrote: »

Really poor first half. If we don't have Martial back for West Ham we can kiss our slim chances of 4th goodbye.

Unless the Norwich keeper throws the ball into his own net we can kiss it goodbye today.

Leroy42 · 07-05-2016 1:50pm

I often wonder what LVG or the coaches say to the team after a half like that.

I assume they get the Mike Basset Mexican half time dressing room treatment but Utd have played like this so many times maybe it is exactly what LVG wants.

Does he just say to keep it tight, we could nick something here if we get lucky?

We have seen Utd get much worse in many second halves so I really don't get it

How Soon Is Now · 07-05-2016 1:56pm

Bit more life there so far in second half mata has started well. Dunno where Rooney Is meant to be!

rebeve · 07-05-2016 1:59pm

Manutd_4life wrote: »

Memphis off Januzaj on please

Surely he can't be worse than Memphis

He is !

Korat · 07-05-2016 2:01pm

De Gea man of the match so far. :rolleyes:

5starpool · 07-05-2016 2:03pm

StringerBell wrote: »

Holy **** friend!

Why would you watch this when you don't support either team?

Half watching it on the laptop while the telly is on, and casting a glance over the championship game as well, so the only thing I'm looking at in fairness thankfully.

You'd swear there was nothing riding on the game for either team. Chances are a draw won't be good enough for either team.

Whatsisname · 07-05-2016 2:06pm

First United match I've gotten a chance to watch in about 2 months. Fúcking atrocious.

downwesht · 07-05-2016 2:12pm

Scrappy game.No team able to hold on to the ball.Crying out for a bit of creativity.

FutureGuy · 07-05-2016 2:13pm

This is an atrocious game of football. Herrera and Depay have been comically bad.

How Soon Is Now · 07-05-2016 2:14pm

Jesus christ it's horrible watching United going forward no pace giving the ball away. Rooney looks like he couldn't give a **** when he gets the ball.