Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2016

J. Marston

Bayern being a legitimate contender for the Champions League will sway him. It's the only thing he hasn't won, more or less, and his nose-sized ego will want to rectify that.

bangkok

Zlatan will sign for United United, bayern wouldn't be able to match anywhere near the wages we would. Done deal apart from medical according to sky

DM_7

Bret Hart wrote: »

So it looks like Mkhitaryan could well be on his way.

Ah here, I can barely spell Schneiderlin.

brinty

I'm not overly pushed on zlatan
If it happens... yipeeeeee
If not .. no use crying over spilt milk

brinty

DM_7 wrote:

Ah here, I can barely spell Schneiderlin.

Whaddya mean
It's

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DM_7

DM_7 wrote: »

Ah here, I can barely spell Schneiderlin.

'Mickey Ryan' is the limit of my efforts until we sign him.

DrPhilG

His agent is tarting him around. Nothing more than that at this stage. Agent and player have expressed interest, but nothing indicating that United are bidding.

Certainly wouldn't say he's "on his way" yet nor near it.

DubDani

He has informed Dortmund that he won't sign a new contract, and in turn Dortmund have told him that he can go on a free next year, and that they won't accept any bids for him.

His Agent is not happy...but he is a dodgy guy anyway.

Cotts72

Sky Sports News reporting that Valencia have rejected a 32mill bid from Chelsea for Andre Gomes

Kerrydude1981

Hayley looking stunning in pink

First game of the season away to Bournemouth

http://www.skysports.com/premier-league-fixtures

jayo26

Kerrydude1981 wrote: »

Hayley looking stunning in pink

First game of the season away to Bournemouth

http://www.skysports.com/premier-league-fixtures

Was just gonna say never mind the fixtures but hayley looks wow.

Kerrydude1981

jayo26 wrote: »

Was just gonna say never mind the fixtures but hayley looks wow.

Unbelievable

jayo26

Get these stupid euros over with and it's full steam ahead

Kerrydude1981

15th of October away to Pool

glued

Simon Stone, BBC, says that Mkhitaryan prefers us over Arsenal.

Kerrydude1981

Manchester United full fixture list 2016/17
August

13 Bournemouth (a)
20 Southampton (h)
27 Hull City (a)

September

10 Manchester City (h)
17 Watford (a)
24 Leicester City (h)

October

1 Stoke City (h)
15 Liverpool (a)
22 Chelsea (a)
29 Burnley (h)

November

5 Swansea City (a)
19 Arsenal (h)
26 West Ham United (h)

December

3 Everton (a)
10 Tottenham Hotspur (h)
13 Crystal Palace (a)
17 West Bromwich Albion (a)
26 Sunderland (h)
31 Middlesbrough (h)

January

2 West Ham United (a)
14 Liverpool (h)
21 Stoke City (a)
31 Hull City (h)

February

4 Leicester City (a)
11 Watford (h)
25 Manchester City (a)

March

4 Bournemouth (h)
11 Southampton (a)
18 Middlesbrough (a)

April

1 West Bromwich Albion (h)
4 Everton (h)
8 Sunderland (a)
15 Chelsea (h)
22 Burnley (a)
29 Swansea City (h)

May

6 Arsenal (a)
13 Tottenham Hotspur (a)
21 Crystal Palace (h)

Lord TSC

Bournemouth (a), Southampton (H), Hull (a), City (h).

Three nice confidence builders before the first derby.

MagicIRL

Apr-May looks superb for the run in.

jayo26

Nice colourful version

Trigger

glued wrote: »

Simon Stone, BBC, says that Mkhitaryan prefers us over Arsenal.

Add this to that

https://twitter.com/hirstclass/status/742986722649202688

Edit: feck sake TSC

Lord TSC

https://twitter.com/sistoney67/status/742983179997487105

https://twitter.com/hirstclass/status/742986722649202688

Seems his agent is getting his name out there, but if Raiola had a positive experience getting Ibra set up, maybe he wants to move more clients to us too. Now, if only he had a center midfield option we could have...

Lord TSC

Full fixture list for United. I'll start putting this into opening posts of the thread once we hit a new thread.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ck-hhiyWUAAcJXf.jpg

Arsenal & Spurs away in the run in looks rough, and the end of November/start of December (Arsenal, West Ham, Everton, Spurs) looks rough too (though the three London clubs come to us for the run so not as bad).

jayo26

astradave wrote: »

Edit: feck sake TSC

You suffering from some zerksitis today.

Kerrydude1981

Kerrydude1981 wrote: »

Hayley looking stunning in pink

First game of the season away to Bournemouth

http://www.skysports.com/premier-league-fixtures

She always looks stunning! Anyone got a pic?

Kerrydude1981

MagicIRL wrote: »

Apr-May looks superb for the run in.

Jose will have the title wrapped up by then

We can sit back and relax

ElChe32

zorro2566 wrote: »

She always looks stunning! Anyone got a pic?

I too would like said picture, for reasons.

jayo26

Just to continue on from above the men are saying that mkhitaryan agent has said he would prefer United and also jose has had a big influence on de gea and it was him that convinced him to stay with United if it was lvg in charge still David would be gone.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/dortmund-mkhitaryan-agent-manchester-united-11474810

I think mkhitaryan agent is slutting him around.

It'll be some smack in the gob if we lift the Premiership trophy in front of the Palace supporters on the last day,two trophys in a year against them! We can dream and with Jose its a possibility!

TheDoc

That looks a relatively nice fixture list. Nothing mental really and plenty of opportunities throughout the season. Chance for a strong start, or a strong finish. I always look around December January as I think that can be the crunch where teams solidify, move up or fall away, and our December & January looks pretty good.

Giggsy11

jayo26 wrote: »

Just to continue on from above the men are saying that mkhitaryan agent has said he would prefer United and also jose has had a big influence on de gea and it was him that convinced him to stay with United if it was lvg in charge still David would be gone.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/dortmund-mkhitaryan-agent-manchester-united-11474810

I think mkhitaryan agent is slutting him around.

Dortmund CEO said player will stay this season. So he'll leave on free transfer.

jayo26

ElChe32 wrote: »

I too would like said picture, for reasons.

I don't think it's rite sharing pictures of lovely ladies on a football thread... there is a time and a place.

jayo26

Giggsy11 wrote: »

Dortmund CEO said player will stay this season. So he'll leave on free transfer.

I'm not been smart but what else would he say if he says Yeh we will let him go well then it lowers his price instantly if he says no no no like we did last summer with de gea it maximises the price. I would be surprised if he was still a Dortmund player next season.

Lord TSC

Giggsy11 wrote: »

Dortmund CEO said player will stay this season. So he'll leave on free transfer.

I know they did similar with Lewandowski, but to me, thats just a smart thing to say from a negotiations point of view. Saying "We want rid of the player" does nothing but lower his value, and given they are talking about a player with a year left on his contract, and who is openly saying he wants to move, they don't have much power to begin with.

jayo26

Lord TSC wrote: »

I know they did similar with Lewandowski, but to me, thats just a smart thing to say from a negotiations point of view. Saying "We want rid of the player" does nothing but lower his value, and given they are talking about a player with a year left on his contract, and who is openly saying he wants to move, they don't have much power to begin with.

Back off tsc I got this

brinty

Hayley looks stunning

ElChe32

jayo26 wrote: »

I don't think it's rite sharing pictures of lovely ladies on a football thread... there is a time and a place.

I respect your opinion.

If you need me I'll be over here sulking.

Giggsy11

Lord TSC wrote: »

I know they did similar with Lewandowski, but to me, thats just a smart thing to say from a negotiations point of view. Saying "We want rid of the player" does nothing but lower his value, and given they are talking about a player with a year left on his contract, and who is openly saying he wants to move, they don't have much power to begin with.

jayo26 wrote: »

I'm not been smart but what else would he say if he says Yeh we will let him go well then it lowers his price instantly if he says no no no like we did last summer with de gea it maximises the price. I would be surprised if he was still a Dortmund player next season.

But they had no problem saying they player has rejected extension. They have lost Hummels, Gundogan already, Reus is injured, so maybe they don't want to lose any more senior players. Also player's agent said club want him to stay this season which was breaking the promise/agreement made by CEO.

jayo26

Giggsy11 wrote: »

But they had no problem saying they player has rejected extension. They have lost Hummels, Gundogan already, Reus is injured, so maybe they don't want to lose any more senior players. Also player's agent said club want him to stay this season which was breaking the promise/agreement made by CEO.

I'm sure they don't want him to go but Dortmund can't turn down money for a player that can leave for free next year.

The player would of announced either way he has rejected a contract and also it could if been Dortmund way of letting other clubs know he has rejected a contract so come bid as high as you can for a player we officially want to keep.

Giggsy11

jayo26 wrote: »

I'm sure they don't want him to go but Dortmund can't turn down money for a player that can leave for free next year.

The player would of announced either way he has rejected a contract and also it could if been Dortmund way of letting other clubs know he has rejected a contract so come bid as high as you can for a player we officially want to keep.

They already did just 3 years back.

I agree that if we make a big bid then there is every chance he will be playing for United but Imo it's not so straight forward as they lost key players already.

Blatter

Hayley...

brinty

Blatter wrote:

Hayley...

You sir deserve a virtual high five

jayo26

Giggsy11 wrote: »

I agree that if we make a big bid then there is every chance he will be playing for United but Imo it's not so straight forward as they lost key players already.

We both mean the same thing then in a nutshell.

jayo26

brinty wrote: »

You sir deserve a virtual high five

No respect

bangkok

Hayley..... Meh
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Blatter

Blatter wrote: »

Hayley...

Good childbearing hips on her!

Polo_Mint

August

13 Bournemouth (a) +3
20 Southampton (h) +3
27 Hull City (a) +3

September

10 Manchester City (h)+1
17 Watford (a) +3
24 Leicester City (h)+1

October

1 Stoke City (h) +3
15 Liverpool (a) +1
22 Chelsea (a) 0
29 Burnley (h) +3

November

5 Swansea City (a) +1
19 Arsenal (h) +1
26 West Ham United (h)+3

December

3 Everton (a) +1
10 Tottenham Hotspur (h) +1
13 Crystal Palace (a) +3
17 West Bromwich Albion (a) +3
26 Sunderland (h) +3
31 Middlesbrough (h)+3

January

2 West Ham United (a) +1
14 Liverpool (h) +1
21 Stoke City (a) +3
31 Hull City (h) +3

February

4 Leicester City (a) +1
11 Watford (h) +3
25 Manchester City (a)0

March

4 Bournemouth (h) +3
11 Southampton (a) +3
18 Middlesbrough (a)+3

April

1 West Bromwich Albion (h) +3
4 Everton (h) +3
8 Sunderland (a) +3
15 Chelsea (h) +1
22 Burnley (a) +3
29 Swansea City (h)+3

May

6 Arsenal (a) 0
13 Tottenham Hotspur (a) 0
21 Crystal Palace (h) +3

81 points in the bag

Cookie_Dough

I didn't realised I clicked into the Hayley appreciation thread?!

bangkok

Polo_Mint wrote: »

August

13 Bournemouth (a) +3
20 Southampton (h) +3
27 Hull City (a) +3

September

10 Manchester City (h)+1
17 Watford (a) +3
24 Leicester City (h)+1

October

1 Stoke City (h) +3
15 Liverpool (a) +1
22 Chelsea (a) 0
29 Burnley (h) +3

November

5 Swansea City (a) +1
19 Arsenal (h) +1
26 West Ham United (h)+3

December

3 Everton (a) +1
10 Tottenham Hotspur (h) +1
13 Crystal Palace (a) +3
17 West Bromwich Albion (a) +3
26 Sunderland (h) +3
31 Middlesbrough (h)+3

January

2 West Ham United (a) +1
14 Liverpool (h) +1
21 Stoke City (a) +3
31 Hull City (h) +3

February

4 Leicester City (a) +1
11 Watford (h) +3
25 Manchester City (a)0

March

4 Bournemouth (h) +3
11 Southampton (a) +3
18 Middlesbrough (a)+3

April

1 West Bromwich Albion (h) +3
4 Everton (h) +3
8 Sunderland (a) +3
15 Chelsea (h) +1
22 Burnley (a) +3
29 Swansea City (h)+3

May

6 Arsenal (a) 0
13 Tottenham Hotspur (a) 0
21 Crystal Palace (h) +3

81 points in the bag

only 1 point against arsenal? Jose has never lost to wenger in a competetive game. make that 6 points off arsenal, finish the season with 86 points

RobertKK

Nice fixture list.

What weeks are the Europa league games? Particularly likely dates in October as I will be away, will probably not see the Chelsea game as I will be in Texas.

Hopefully we get off to a good start, good we are meeting Pep's City team early in the season given the hype there will be, December looks decent.
I am hopeful for a very good season.

brinty

jayo26 wrote: »

ElChe32 wrote: »

I too would like said picture, for reasons.

I don't think it's rite sharing pictures of lovely ladies on a football thread... there is a time and a place.

How right you are sir. Pictures of lovely ladies on a football thread are the devil... how do people not know this..
if people want smutty stuff like that, they should go check out their favourite ladies or naughty website