Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2016

sReq | uTeK

Have we signed anyone yet. #sadface

Jayop

City the same weekend as Liverpool home last year. Sounds like a trip to Manchester to me.

Rayne Wooney

That lad Chelsea had a bid rejected for plays a lot like Ander. I think we are stacked in AM already

We need a high level RW and a CM.

Rossi IRL

brinty wrote: »

Hayley looks stunning

Check out her recent instagram photos

Kerrydude1981

Blatter wrote: »

Hayley...

duffman13

Rossi IRL wrote: »

Check out her recent instagram photos

Good shout

jayo26

Rossi IRL wrote: »

Check out her recent instagram photos

Ahhh for God sake....

Kerrydude1981

Rossi IRL wrote: »

Check out her recent instagram photos

IamtheWalrus

I think Zlatan fancies a bit of EPL love before he retires. Bundesliga? Nah.

brinty

Kerrydude1981 wrote: »

Rossi IRL wrote: »

Check out her recent instagram photos

reporting this
its NSFW....

ElChe32

Are brinty and jayo26 being the Anti-Craic Police or am I missing out on some insider shenanigans?

brinty

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

That lad Chelsea had a bid rejected for plays a lot like Ander. I think we are stacked in AM already

We need a high level RW and a CM.

Said player is a client of Jorge Mendes...
He's going to be linked all summer with us.
You're right though we do have enough AM's

jayo26

Can we just go and sign hamsik what a player.

jayo26

ElChe32 wrote: »

Are brinty and jayo26 being the Anti-Craic Police or am I missing out on some insider shenanigans?

I just don't see how showing pictures of lovely ladies can benefit a soccer thread? Surely there is better places for that Craic?

Trigger

Ibra named in the provisional 35 man squad for the olympics

jayo26

astradave wrote: »

Ibra named in the provisional 35 man squad for the olympics

Seen that earlier. That ain't good.

brinty

astradave wrote: »

Ibra named in the provisional 35 man squad for the olympics

sure no concern to us...
isn't he going to Bayern and their season starts in September??

brinty

jayo26 wrote: »

ElChe32 wrote: »

Are brinty and jayo26 being the Anti-Craic Police or am I missing out on some insider shenanigans?

I just don't see how showing pictures of lovely ladies can benefit a soccer thread? Surely there is better places for that Craic?

Well said Jayo,
There's no good will come of lovely lady pics on this thread..
#downwiththatssortofthing #carefulnow #theyallhavelovelybottoms #howsyourbra

bangkok

jayo26 wrote: »

I just don't see how showing pictures of lovely ladies can benefit a soccer thread? Surely there is better places for that Craic?

Cookie_Dough

brinty wrote: »

Well said Jayo,
There's no good will come of lovely lady pics on this thread..
#downwiththatssortofthing #carefulnow #theyallhavelovelybottoms #howsyourbra

^^^ I lol'ed!

I hate when you click into the thread thinking there's some kind of news only to be greeted by pages of Hayley talk.

Where'e the Daley Blind modeling pictures for some balance. #saynotosexism :cool:

brinty

Cookie_Dough wrote: »

brinty wrote: »

Well said Jayo,
There's no good will come of lovely lady pics on this thread..
#downwiththatssortofthing #carefulnow #theyallhavelovelybottoms #howsyourbra

^^^ I lol'ed!

I hate when you click into the thread thinking there's some kind of news only to be greeted by pages of Hayley talk.

Where'e the Daley Blind modeling pictures for some balance. #saynotosexism :cool:

#genderequality....

god its a really slow day round here
I'd love to be excited about the fixtures being released but I'm not getting over to Manchester any time soon
on a brief review its a manageable schedule and thankfully no glut of games against the top 5/6 sides in a 3 or 4 game period. We all know things will change with TV schedules etc so once that's done we can get a bit more excited.

p.s. what about mata's beautiful hair????

Whatsisname

I still can't believe there hasn't been a Euros 2016 Girls thread yet. I found love in the 2012 thread.

Trigger

Whatsisname wrote: »

I still can't believe there hasn't been a Euros 2016 Girls thread yet. I found love in the 2012 thread.

There is one.. it's just not used very much

Whatsisname

Whatsisname wrote: »

I still can't believe there hasn't been a Euros 2016 Girls thread yet. I found love in the 2012 thread.

Issue is the camera-men are not doing the usual perv swoops

Cookie_Dough

brinty wrote: »

#genderequality....

god its a really slow day round here
I'd love to be excited about the fixtures being released but I'm not getting over to Manchester any time soon
on a brief review its a manageable schedule and thankfully no glut of games against the top 5/6 sides in a 3 or 4 game period. We all know things will change with TV schedules etc so once that's done we can get a bit more excited.

p.s. what about mata's beautiful hair????

Daley's is waaaay better

I'm excited for the fixtures going to try get over to one next season, last game home vs Leicester in Jan 2015 (RvP and Falcao scored :eek:) How times have changed! Was debating whether to go last season but I just couldn't face LvGs boring style.

I don't tend to get over as often as I like as rely on the matchday packages as I don't know any season ticket holders & I'm not in any supporters club.

Michael D Not Higgins

M!Ck^ wrote: »

Issue is the camera-men are not doing the usual perv swoops

You'd think with them being French and all...

Coat22

Michael D Not Higgins wrote: »

M!Ck^ wrote: »

Issue is the camera-men are not doing the usual perv swoops

You'd think with them being French and all...

They're on strike and working to rule - following the football only with no babe shots allowed

jayo26

What have we left about 3 weeks until pre season?

we have the likes of blind, Memphis, ander and mata back early and Jones and Shaw.

Ander seems to be back training early he posted a picture earlier.

bangkok

jayo26 wrote: »

What have we left about 3 weeks until pre season?

we have the likes of blind, Memphis, ander and mata back early and Jones and Shaw.

Ander seems to be back training early he posted a picture earlier.

probably just training to keep themselves somewhat fit. You lose fitness rather quickly and a lot of them wouldnt fancy coming back pre season out of shape as training is very tough........unless of course you are wayne rooney

Cookie_Dough

jayo26 wrote: »

What have we left about 3 weeks until pre season?

we have the likes of blind, Memphis, ander and mata back early and Jones and Shaw.

Ander seems to be back training early he posted a picture earlier.

Yeah think 1st game is 22nd July. Hopefully Jones won't injure the other lads in training before the others get back! Daley is off gallivanting at the NBA finals with his missus, Siem de Jong and his missus (unfotunately based on the pics, Daley's glorious hair was obscured by a backwards baseball cap :P)

IamtheWalrus

Blatter wrote: »

Hayley...

Christ I'd tongue that backside.

jharr100

IamtheWalrus wrote: »

Christ I'd tongue that backside.

I'm sure she'd be flattered to hear that

jayo26

Martial starting for the French I'd love to see him get a goal.

adox

jayo26 wrote: »

Martial starting for the French I'd love to see him get a goal.

Yeah Pogba and Griezemann dropped.

Should help knock the price down for us for both of them. :pac:

brinty

adox wrote:

Yeah Pogba and Griezemann dropped.

Should help knock the price down for us for both of them.

Fair play to Tony Marshall for having a quiet word with them about getting their prices down

jayo26

adox wrote: »

Yeah Pogba and Griezemann dropped.

Should help knock the price down for us for both of them. :pac:

Haha we wish. I'm surprised at them been dropped I know they weren't great but fuk they are two world class players nearly.

Lord TSC

jayo26 wrote: »

Haha we wish. I'm surprised at them been dropped I know they weren't great but fuk they are two world class players nearly.

Afaik, Pogba was "dropped", Griezzman is apparently in need of a rest so they gave him the game off.

glued

jayo26 wrote: »

Haha we wish. I'm surprised at them been dropped I know they weren't great but fuk they are two world class players nearly.

No they aren't. Greizman is maybe close to that level put Pogba is still so far away from being called world class. He's far too inconsistent.

jayo26

glued wrote: »

No they aren't. Greizman is maybe close to that level put Pogba is still so far away from being called world class. He's far too inconsistent.

Well thank fuk we ain't signing him then I want world class for that money.

RobertKK

Kerrydude1981 wrote: »

Manchester United full fixture list 2016/17
August

13 Bournemouth (a)
20 Southampton (h)
27 Hull City (a)

September

10 Manchester City (h)
17 Watford (a)
24 Leicester City (h)

October

1 Stoke City (h)
15 Liverpool (a)
22 Chelsea (a)
29 Burnley (h)

November

5 Swansea City (a)
19 Arsenal (h)
26 West Ham United (h)

December

3 Everton (a)
10 Tottenham Hotspur (h)
13 Crystal Palace (a)
17 West Bromwich Albion (a)
26 Sunderland (h)
31 Middlesbrough (h)

January

2 West Ham United (a)
14 Liverpool (h)
21 Stoke City (a)
31 Hull City (h)

February

4 Leicester City (a)
11 Watford (h)
25 Manchester City (a)

March

4 Bournemouth (h)
11 Southampton (a)
18 Middlesbrough (a)

April

1 West Bromwich Albion (h)
4 Everton (h)
8 Sunderland (a)
15 Chelsea (h)
22 Burnley (a)
29 Swansea City (h)

May

6 Arsenal (a)
13 Tottenham Hotspur (a)
21 Crystal Palace (h)

Europe league dates:
2016/17 UEFA Europa League calendar (all dates subject to change)
26/08/16: Group stage draw, Monaco
15/09/16: Group stage, matchday one
29/09/16: Group stage, matchday two
20/10/16: Group stage, matchday three
03/11/16: Group stage, matchday four
24/11/16: Group stage, matchday five
08/12/16: Group stage, matchday six
12/12/16: Round of 32 draw, Nyon
16/02/17: Round of 32, first leg
23/02/17: Round of 32, second leg
24/02/17: Round of 16 draw, Nyon
09/03/17: Round of 16, first leg
16/03/17: Round of 16, second leg
17/03/17: Quarter-final draw, Nyon
13/04/17: Quarter-finals, first leg
20/04/17: Quarter-finals, second leg
21/04/17: Semi-final draw, Nyon
04/05/17: Semi-finals, first leg
11/05/17: Semi-finals, second leg
24/05/17: Final (Friends Arena, Solna)

Cantona's Collars

I'm heading to the Leicester game in September.Happy days.:)

Cantona's Collars

These games will be moved due to Europa League participation.

JaMarcusHustle

Not happening for Tony tonight. Worst player on the pitch.

Cookie_Dough

JaMarcusHustle wrote: »

Not happening for Tony tonight. Worst player on the pitch.

Yeah he looks to be having a bit of a mare unfortunately.

Lithium93_

RE: Hayley McQueen from this morning - Great googly moogly, a crisp virtual high 5 for Blatter for the pictures, also the camera man assigned to follow Hayley during that part of the morning, lucky fucker is an understatement.

adox

Martial hooked at half time.

Shame.

paulbok

adox wrote: »

Yeah Pogba and Griezemann dropped.

Should help knock the price down for us for both of them. :pac:

They were allowed leave to have their medicals in Manchester earlier today. :-D

Kerrydude1981

adox wrote: »

Martial hooked at half time.

Shame.

Injured or just taken off

adox

Kerrydude1981 wrote: »

Injured or just taken off

Nah just taken off. He was poor although so we're the majority of the French team.

caviardreams

Pogba has not looked great so far - to be fair neither have France in general.