Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2016

The_Kew_Tour

M!Ck^ wrote: »

Yea, heard they were baaytin the Tipp lads around the pitch

You were busy putting the rangers players in a headlock on Saturday no doubt :pac:

Ah ya gave them few shapes and ran

TheTownie

haha what? #daretocoach

Elko Born ‏@Elko_B 17m17 minutes ago
According to De Telegraaf, there are plans for Zlatan to become an 'assistant coach' at Manchester United after his playing career.

Maximus Alexander

Vic Vinegar wrote: »

https://twitter.com/Fergie1975/status/734735374082289665

Ah come on, it can't be true can it?? Surely Ferguson wouldn't come out of retirement! BBC as the source though, I mean they don't make this kind of stuff up...

Cookie_Dough wrote: »

I'm in work so no television, are Sky camped outside Jose's gaff? Also twitter is blocked in work I'm having to guess what the tweets say based on posters replies!

:pac:

TheTownie

Cookie_Dough wrote: »

I'm in work so no television, are Sky camped outside Jose's gaff? Also twitter is blocked in work I'm having to guess what the tweets say based on posters replies!

They aren't the only ones. This is Mourinho moving out of London apparently.

Maximus Alexander

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Ah come on, it can't be true can it?? Surely Ferguson wouldn't come out of retirement! BBC as the source though, I mean they don't make this kind of stuff up...



:pac:

Fergie looked mighty happy with that trophy in his hands on Saturday

You'd never know!!!!

Sure rumour has it Lord TSC is now dating Scarlett Johansson

Cookie_Dough

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Ah come on, it can't be true can it?? Surely Ferguson wouldn't come out of retirement! BBC as the source though, I mean they don't make this kind of stuff up...



:pac:

Cookie_Dough

M!Ck^ wrote: »

Fergie looked mighty happy with that trophy in his hands on Saturday

You'd never know!!!!

Sure rumour has it Lord TSC is now dating Scarlett Johansson

Really, I heard it was Kate Upton although MrMac84 isn't too happy about this turn of events!

RobertKK

TheTownie wrote: »

haha what? #daretocoach

I posted that yesterday and it was totally ignored...a Swedish newspaper posted it yesterday.

Rayne Wooney

Zlatan coaching? What next Roy Keane as sports psychologist :pac:

Korat

brinty wrote: »

Kew was around yesterday
In great form after a hibs and united double...

He might be helping Strathclyde Police with their enquiries into criminal damage at Hampton Park. Apparently a relatively friendly incursion by over-exuberant fans turned sinister when some fat boy tried to take a selfie on the crossbar. :eek:

TheTownie

RobertKK wrote: »

I posted that yesterday and it was totally ignored...a Swedish newspaper posted it yesterday.

so we have a Dutch and Swedish newspaper putting the story out.

StringerBell

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

Zlatan coaching? What next Roy Keane as sports psychologist :pac:

Keane double jobbing as both AM with United and Ireland

v3ttel

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

Zlatan coaching? What next Roy Keane as sports psychologist :pac:

Just employee Keane as club doctor. Niggling 3-4 week injuries would probably reduce pretty quickly, but there'd probably be a serious increase in the number of broken legs and black eyes.

brinty

M!Ck^ wrote: »

Fergie looked mighty happy with that trophy in his hands on Saturday

You'd never know!!!!

Sure rumour has it Lord TSC is now dating Scarlett Johansson

Cookie_Dough wrote: »

Really, I heard it was Kate Upton although MrMac84 isn't too happy about this turn of events!

I can confirm this is not true

Members of our ladies team are not dating TSC or MrMac84, much to their disappointment..

Kerrydude1981

Amazing the day LVG gets the sack Mick's tractor goes up in flames

https://twitter.com/MENnewsdesk/status/734744373246709760

RobertKK

Kerrydude1981 wrote: »

Amazing the day LVG gets the sack Mick's tractor goes up in flames

https://twitter.com/MENnewsdesk/status/734744373246709760

Stockport road closed after tractor fire catches fire http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/in-your-area/road-closed-high-lane-stockport-11373204#ICID=sharebar_twitter …

Tractor fire catches fire, so a fire caught fire :P

Cantona's Collars

brinty wrote: »

zERKS MATE YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY OF IT
that was reported this morning.. possibly by Bangklok

Exclusive,there's loads of reporters at Carrington,Harry Redknapp about to drive by and give his opinion through the car window at any moment.:pac:

hufpc8w3adnk65

brinty wrote: »

I can confirm this is not true

Members of our ladies team are not dating TSC or MrMac84, much to their disappointment..

I'm just her drunkin bootie call, which I'm totally ok with

adox

Utds announcement delayed by West Ham fans throwing rocks at it.

Cantona's Collars

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/734741447556116481

#mufc opened on the New York Stock Exchange at $16.80, within 5 minutes it rose 3.87% to $17.45

Cantona's Collars

De Telegraaf saying Ibra will be offered a coaching role at United when he finishes playing.

StringerBell

1 year playing deal with the option to extend or transfer it to a coaching role in the second year.

zerks

zerks wrote: »

De Telegraaf saying Ibra will be offered a coaching role at United when he finishes playing.

Mourinho and Ibra at the press conference when all is confirmed,wow!

brinty

MrMac84 wrote: »

I'm just her drunkin bootie call, which I'm totally ok with

You wish mate
she's told me there's a restraining order out on you...
come within a mile of her and you're for it....

My assistants TSC, Maximus and Jayo have no problem implementing the terms of you breaching the restraint order...

RobertKK

TheTownie wrote: »

haha what? #daretocoach

RobertKK wrote: »

I posted that yesterday and it was totally ignored...a Swedish newspaper posted it yesterday.

TheTownie wrote: »

so we have a Dutch and Swedish newspaper putting the story out.

zerks wrote: »

De Telegraaf saying Ibra will be offered a coaching role at United when he finishes playing.

Zerks, you are so behind the news today.

You are usually at the forefront.

Kerrydude1981

SSN just showed that lawyer dude leaving Carrington

Mitch Connor

Will be interesting if we sign Ibrahimovic - I'll only decide for myself if I think it is a good signing or not at the end of the summer. If we play him in a team with Fellaini, Rooney and Mata - we are screwed. If he plays (and same for Rooney to be honest) we need to get pace around him. Herrera isn't that quick himself but he plays football quickly. Martial and Rashford are obvious speed merchants. Memphis could be too if he is (a) not sold and (b) remembers how to football. We will have to buy a quick, top class, right winger.

StringerBell

I can see Sane being brought in too

bangkok

Mitch Connor wrote: »

Will be interesting if we sign Ibrahimovic - I'll only decide for myself if I think it is a good signing or not at the end of the summer. If we play him in a team with Fellaini, Rooney and Mata - we are screwed. If he plays (and same for Rooney to be honest) we need to get pace around him. Herrera isn't that quick himself but he plays football quickly. Martial and Rashford are obvious speed merchants. Memphis could be too if he is (a) not sold and (b) remembers how to football. We will have to buy a quick, top class, right winger.

sane for germany fits the bill.... looks like he is going to either us or city

Cantona's Collars

RobertKK wrote: »

Zerks, you are so behind the news today.

You are usually at the forefront.

Correction to my post,United don't sign Zlatan..........Zlatan signs United.

Maximus Alexander

https://twitter.com/PortuBall/status/734750365707567105

:pac:

Let the Woodward bashing... Commence!

StringerBell

Can't see a way to blame Woodward there, I am sure a good offer was made but as the player said himself he had others and when Munich are one of the others at the best of times we are going to struggle to compete for non British players never mind the dire straits we currently occupy Or at least, occupied during the season!

Edit: This is not of course to say that I don't expect to hear how Woodward made a balls of it, place wouldn't be the same without it

brinty

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

https://twitter.com/PortuBall/status/734750365707567105

:pac:

Let the Woodward bashing... Commence!

I blame Bangkok and Fellaini in equal measures...

RobertKK

brinty wrote: »

I blame Bangkok and Fellaini in equal measures...

It's the hair....

Manutd_4life

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

https://twitter.com/PortuBall/status/734750365707567105

:pac:

Let the Woodward bashing... Commence!

I honestly don't know why people are so butt hurt over us being beaten to his guy's signature when the majority here have hardly heard of this guy never mind seeing him play. Every CEO in the world of football has lost out on a deal - what's the big deal??

Flint Fredstone

One would imagine the signings will come thick and fast with Jose. Woody will get a clout on the chops if he starts fluting about.

bangkok

RobertKK wrote: »

It's the hair....

speaking of hair, was great to see Fellaini's family all at the cup final... :pac:

Cantona's Collars

United 1/2 with Ladbrokes to get top 4.

brinty

RobertKK wrote:

It's the hair....

Yea
I mean Fellaini had lovely hair
Almost as nice as Daley..
But bloody hell bangklok

DARK-KNIGHT

zerks wrote: »

Was this posted?

https://twitter.com/MikeKeegan_DM/status/734696003950026752

Wouldnt be a bad move for ryan to take a break for a year.

He could do with repairing relations with rhodri and he also needs to repair the damage he did to his sister in laws back doors after he smashed them wide open

bangkok

Mourinho back home now and told reporters to go home as he wont be leaving house for rest of the day

Coat22

God this is as boring as the football

Cantona's Collars

Coat22 wrote: »

God this is as boring as the football

It's like Netflix and chill where you are actually made watch Netflix first.

thomasj

bangkok wrote:

speaking of hair, was great to see Fellaini's family all at the cup final...

It's really gone downhill in here the last hour or so!

sjb25

bangkok wrote: »

Mourinho back home now and told reporters to go home as he wont be leaving house for rest of the day

So most likely SSN will have a headline along the lines of mourinho to hold secret talks at his home with Woodward tonight

Cantona's Collars

Rashford...... ......Martial
Zlatan

Now,that is a front 3.



https://twitter.com/Ladbrokes/status/734745988628402176

bangkok

mendes not flying back until tomorrow so more than likely Jose is watching repeat episodes of friends for the rest of the day

Kerrydude1981

bangkok wrote: »

Mourinho back home now and told reporters to go home as he wont be leaving house for rest of the day

Indoors for the rest of the day watching Natalie Sawyer

jayo26

bangkok wrote: »

mendes not flying back until tomorrow so more than likely Jose is watching repeat episodes of friends for the rest of the day

Or the yellow bar on ssn? Or escape to the country maybe?

bangkok