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    #932
    Lady is a tramp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,208 ✭✭✭Lady is a tramp


    I've even read the Literotica (and no, you do NOT want to go there! :eek: )


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    #933
    xLisaBx
    Registered Users Posts: 901 ✭✭✭xLisaBx


    Lady is a tramp wrote: »
    I've even read the Literotica (and no, you do NOT want to go there! :eek: )

    The one between the tree and the squid? ;)


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    #934
    Lady is a tramp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,208 ✭✭✭Lady is a tramp


    xLisaBx wrote: »
    The one between the tree and the squid? ;)

    Don't you mean Squib?

    I am the true-li-most fan here!


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    #935
    jimbobaloobob
    Registered Users Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭jimbobaloobob


    Lady is a tramp wrote: »
    I've even read the Literotica (and no, you do NOT want to go there! :eek: )

    Did you get back out of there?


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    #936
    Lady is a tramp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,208 ✭✭✭Lady is a tramp


    jimbobaloobob wrote: »
    Did you get back out of there?

    Yes. Very rapidly! Poor innocent Ginny. :o


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    #937
    jimbobaloobob
    Registered Users Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭jimbobaloobob


    hmm sure!:cool:


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    #938
    jimbobaloobob
    Registered Users Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭jimbobaloobob


    get out of it, thats where ye are both gone reading now!!!


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    #939
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    Sitting on a train, in front of this aul lad, who is sitting nice and comfortably. He asked me to move my feet. Move them where?? They're on the ground. Not stretched out in front of me. He was tapping his foot off them before asking me, and I was unprepared for his request so actually done it. I'm 5'3. I do not have long legs so I'm not in his space, he's asking me to move mine out of my own space. He's gone to the toilet now so I've made my feet comfortable again and can't wait for him to ask me again because I'm rehearsing the tone of my "go f uck yourself" in my head while writing this.


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    #940
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    I'm rehearsing the tone of my "go f uck yourself" in my head while writing this.

    He deserves nothing less!


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    #941
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    Id be generous like that


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    #942
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Id be generous like that

    You are like Mother Theresa when it comes to dishing out 'fcuk you's. :D


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    #943
    Shint0
    Registered Users Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    He asked me to move my feet.
    It's totally YOUR fault for having feet. Shouldn't be allowed.


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    #944
    drake70
    Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭drake70


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Sitting on a train, in front of this aul lad, who is sitting nice and comfortably. He asked me to move my feet. Move them where?? They're on the ground. Not stretched out in front of me. He was tapping his foot off them before asking me, and I was unprepared for his request so actually done it. I'm 5'3. I do not have long legs so I'm not in his space, he's asking me to move mine out of my own space. He's gone to the toilet now so I've made my feet comfortable again and can't wait for him to ask me again because I'm rehearsing the tone of my "go f uck yourself" in my head while writing this.

    So what happened?

    I find staring at people like that helps them mind their own business.


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    #945
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    drake70 wrote: »
    So what happened?

    I find staring at people like that helps them mind their own business.

    He didn't ask me again :( I tapped my foot off his loads trying to antagonise him but he didn't bite


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    #946
    Lady is a tramp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,208 ✭✭✭Lady is a tramp


    I'm in bed, thinking about my absolutely f*cked up dreams from last night.

    My sub-conscious is extremely strange and creepy. :/


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    #947
    drake70
    Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭drake70


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    He didn't ask me again :( I tapped my foot off his loads trying to antagonise him but he didn't bite

    Probably just as well.

    For his sake :)


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    #948
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    In work....facing back after a dinner break

    Think I needs a holiday :(


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    #949
    rainbow kirby
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    Rest of Europe
    On a London Overground train, bloke beside me seems to be deeply engrossed in his bible...


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    #950
    jimbobaloobob
    Registered Users Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭jimbobaloobob


    WAtching the tour de france on tv


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    #951
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Leaving work early. Going to a meet some friends in a pub in Dublin city centre and then to a concert in Iveagh gardens afterwards.
    Its a lovely day here so hopefully the weather holds.


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    #952
    Shint0
    Registered Users Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    Winterlong wrote: »
    Leaving work early. Going to a meet some friends in a pub in Dublin city centre and then to a concert in Iveagh gardens afterwards.
    Its a lovely day here so hopefully the weather holds.
    IT people always need a break. It must be so exhausting playing foosball for hours.


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    #953
    [Deleted User]
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    Britain
    I'm sitting at the kitchen table doing a bit of writing. Thank the Gods for Spotify. Yo Yo Ma is filling up the house and my insides.


    My mind isn't here though. It's away in magical Persepoly land. Hopping and bopping and singing and loving.


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    #954
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Shint0 wrote: »
    IT people always need a break. It must be so exhausting playing foosball for hours.

    It is tough, but I try not to complain. :)


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    #955
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Britain
    tomwaterford wrote: »
    In work....facing back after a dinner break

    Think I needs a holiday :(


    We can go on holidays in my mind!! :pac:


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    #956
    drake70
    Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭drake70


    Shint0 wrote: »
    IT people always need a break. It must be so exhausting playing foosball for hours.

    We've no foosbal :(


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    #957
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    Just after getting off the bed after two hours of having Russian volume eyelash extensions applied. It's a tough job I have


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    #958
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Just after getting off the bed after two hours of having Russian volume eyelash extensions applied. It's a tough job I have

    What on earth can possibly be done to your eyelashes that takes two hours???

    You're a high maintenance girl, Lexie. Very high!

    I'm like a pet dog in comparison, rub my belly and tell me I'm a good girl and I'm taken care of for the day.


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    #959
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Britain
    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Just after getting off the bed after two hours of having Russian volume eyelash extensions applied. It's a tough job I have

    I bet you look beeutifull :)


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    #960
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,073 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Britain
    Debating heading to the pub. That may also take two hours :P


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    #961
    drake70
    Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭drake70


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Just after getting off the bed after two hours of having Russian volume eyelash extensions applied. It's a tough job I have
    Candie wrote: »
    What on earth can possibly be done to your eyelashes that takes two hours???

    You're a high maintenance girl, Lexie. Very high!

    I'm like a pet dog in comparison, rub my belly and tell me I'm a good girl and I'm taken care of for the day.

    Just googled it. Two hours seems very reasonable.

    You could create a small breeze with them :)


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