Inspirational quotes

Olishi4

I often see "inspirational" quotes from friends shared on Facebook and social media and the majority of times, well, they are a bit cheesy really.

Anyway the point of the thread was to post fun or amusing quotes that you would not normally see shared or see posted from your "friends" on social media.

I'll start with..

" I'm deeper than the s--t I'm in and I don't really give a damn"

"Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate."....

Both quotes...Iggy Pop

Shint0

It's better to have loved and lost.....than live with a psycho for the rest of your life :v

Keane2baMused

Love is blind and marriage is an eye opener

Charlie19

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love"

Woody Allen

The Sidewards Man

If it dont fit dont force it.

Donald Trump

500 Euro to get my drive tarmac'ed

Olishi4

"Love is 2 minutes and 52 seconds of squelching noises" John Lydon

Red Kev

Every man wants to marry a nymphomaniac.

The problem is that after a few years the nympho goes but the maniac stays.

cumulonimbus

You cant always control who walks into your life.
But you can control which window you throw them out of.

Rothko

It's never your successful friends that post inspirational quotes.

DEFTLEFTHAND

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." JFK

It's a pity that it doesn't resonate in Ireland today.

It'll all me me me, no patriots or men of honour anymore.

Olishi4

Suas11 wrote: »

It's never your successful friends that post inspirational quotes.

That sounds like something they would post

dreamers75

YOLO

macker20493

Don't piss on me and tell me it's raining 😣

Olishi4

"Noone is free. Even the birds are chained to the sky" -Bob Dylan

bodhrandude

"I don't know what I want but I want it NOW!" Vivian Stanshall from Sir Henry at Rawlinson End.

Ol' Donie

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

dodderangler

One I have tattooed on my wrist to my finger. Aim small miss small. It's from the film the patriot but a known quite before that.

Ol' Donie

"It''s not the years, sweetheart. It's the mileage."

Indiana Jones

Olishi4

"Whats missing from Pop music is danger" - Prince

"Prank your future self by wasting your life."

BettePorter

10% of life is what happens to you ... 90% is how you react to it!

Ruu

Never piss on an electric fence.

-Unknown.

bodice ripper

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

(Carlin)

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably sh*t.

Ol' Donie

bodice ripper wrote: »

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

(Carlin)

Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes.

Cos then you're a mile away, and you got his shoes.

RayM

"If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up because that cunt's a cunt."

- Malcolm Tucker.

As long as Ireland is unfree the only honourable attitude for Irish men, women to have is an attitude of rebellion.

NIMAN

No quote from me, but have you noticed now that all inspirational quotes seem to come from actors and movie/TV stars or musicians?

Budding psychologists now the lot of them.

In the past we would all hear quotes from Sigmund Freud or Carl Jung, now its Matt Damon or Beyonce.

endacl

"Facebook? Load of bollocks"

-John Lennon.

Esel

RayM wrote: »

"If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up because that cunt's a cunt."

- Malcolm Tucker.

Bypass a swear filter once is cool. Anything more than that is nerdsville.

Crow92

Aim low, reach your goals and avoid disappointment
~Scott Adams

K.Flyer

Watch out where the Huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow!...

-Zappa 1974.

Gwynplaine

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

BattleCorp

It's better to have a gun and not need one,
than to need a gun and not have one.

Christian Slater, True Romance.

Class film. And Patricia Arquette ..................... mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

maudgonner

RayM wrote: »

"If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up because that cunt's a cunt."

- Malcolm Tucker.

I've got that embroidered on a tea towel at home.