Soccer Aid 2016 - England vs Rest of the World - June 5th, ITV, 8pm Kick Off

Tipsy McSwagger

I remember watching the first couple of Soccer Aids and they were just a bit of fun. Now it's too serious with the England team taking it way too serious, and still playing pros taking part. Long gone are the days of Woody Harrelson scoring the winning penalty.

Kiwi_knock

Great hit

Mars Bar

Lol at Ben Sheppard!!

Lord TSC

Hahaha, red card.

mikeym

I cant believe theres a match thread for a Wishy Washy match.

Lord TSC

BERBATOV!

scudzilla

if that was a second yellow then the shoulder barge challenge by Carragher was a straight red without a doubt

SlickRic

That red is the least England deserve for taking this whole thing far too fúcking seriously.

From Wilkes giving ROW a lecture to give the ball back after an injury, to Carra's forearm into Shane Ward, to Shepherd's two ridiculous fouls, to playing one of the Premier League's best strikers, they've been a joke.

RobertKK

Ben runs out of counters as Berbatov relives the old days at Old Trafford.

SlickRic

Berba and Ronaldinho.

Awesome stuff.

Lord TSC

Penalty

RobertKK

United should sign this Berbatov guy...

mansize

Lights out all out for Paddy... Murphy

Bret Hart

Should have let a celeb take it.

mansize

Carragher being to to calm the fook down - England talking this way to seriously

mansize

I was going to say England's only chance of a trophy but the u21s won something

ctrl-alt-delete

Get him to France Roy.

Tipsy McSwagger

It's a complete joke Defoe is playing.

mansize

Get him on the plane... Oops

mansize

Christ Damien Lewis sporting an impressive beard

SlickRic

Lol.

Defoe being hyped up by the commentators.

'That's not a rock star, that's Fabio Cannavaro he's holding off'.

They just can't fúcking help themselves.

newballsplease

Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »

It's a complete joke Defoe is playing.

Yes it is... it's all a bit of a joke really. It's a charity thing you see with celebs and footballs stars trying to raise money.

Don't take it so seriously.

mansize

Ben Shepherd and Carragher need to realise it's a charity match

mansize

And that's why Defoe isn't going to France

Tipsy McSwagger

newballsplease wrote: »

Yes it is... it's all a bit of a joke really. It's a charity thing you see with celebs and footballs stars trying to raise money.

Don't take it so seriously.

Tell that to the England team.

SlickRic

newballsplease wrote: »

Don't take it so seriously.

I think the point is, England are, and it's a bit sad.

ctrl-alt-delete

Can't say I've ever seen him play before, but Whitehall has surprised me for a celeb.

mansize

ctrl-alt-delete wrote: »

Can't say I've ever seen him play before, but Whitehall has surprised me for a celeb.

Him and Murs are ok

newballsplease

SlickRic wrote: »

I think the point is, England are, and it's a bit sad.

No that wasn't what he was getting at.

citytillidie

Get Lewis in to show Liverpool players how to cross the ball

mansize

And the reason the crowd are here came on, one of them

SlickRic

It's hilarious.

RobertKK

Niall Horan on, screams

SlickRic

I'm shocked that Defoe scored. Shocked.

mansize

Tony McCoy on are ROW riding their luck?

mansize

Horan not so committed

RobertKK

Sign Damian Lewis up, better than some PL footballers.

mansize

This could be Vicious

SlickRic

Damien Lewis, Jack Whitehall and Olly Murs have been pretty daycent.

Impressed.

RobertKK

Ramsey Bolton on, hopes he skins them alive.

Bret Hart

Lol.

mansize

Christ Defoe is finishing poorly

Manutd_4life

Now we know why he wasn't picked for the England squad.

Shocking miss

mansize

Wright gets MOTM

SlickRic

Most of the ROW look like they've never kicked a ball.

mansize

Whitehall looks fooked

mansize

Oh no ROW lost 😭

mansize

Peter taking no shyte

Lord TSC

Whitehall, Lewis, Murs and Wright looked really good for celebs.

Chagan

Ranieri out!