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Embarrassing problem at work after a drunk night out
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Big Bag of Chips wrote: »Do you get naked as a rule when you go to the toilet?
Enjoy the wedding!
Of course I get naked I hardly sit down on the toilet seat with my pants on :-)0 -
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Bottom down naked, not all-over naked though?
Though I do know someone who completely strips before he enthrones himself.
Bottom down naked when I'm on nights out except for when I wear a playsuit and have no choice then fully naked on the toilet when I get home from a night out the joys of having the house to myself
Do elaborate on this guy who strips before enthroning Candie? Lol0 -
Bottom down naked when I'm on nights out except for when I wear a playsuit and have no choice then fully naked on the toilet when I get home from a night out the joys of having the house to myself
Do elaborate on this guy who strips before enthroning Candie? Lol
My one and only flatshare, a Spanish guy called Jose (what else!). He also used to leave the bathroom door open when he was alone, and on a couple of occasions I came home to find him on the throne, starkers, and reaching for the door - which opened out. Not a pretty sight to see him lift his butt and let it swing in a mad dive for the door.
He also used to wear cut off sweatpants shorts to relax in. Fine, says you, until I tell you he'd sit there watching TV, legs as far apart as possible without dislocating his hips with his plums in full view dangling down one leg.
I can forgive all this, or I could if he'd wiped, cleaned, washed or tidied anything in the six weeks we lived together, including himself. But he didn't
The last straw was hearing him refer to me as his girlfriend on the phone. No way, Jose.
Or should I say George!
I can appreciate the added comfort in being bottom-down naked in the loo, but I wouldn't have the patience to yank off jeans and shoes etc for the occasion. In the cost/benefit analysis, baring the bare (ha) minimum is the way I work it, toilet-wise. 0 -
Bottom down naked when I'm on nights out except for when I wear a playsuit and have no choice then fully naked on the toilet when I get home from a night out the joys of having the house to myself
Do elaborate on this guy who strips before enthroning Candie? Lol
What do you mean bottom down naked. Just pants or whatever down around your ankles ?
Or you completely remove the pants, socks, shoes, skirt etc ?0 -
My one and only flatshare, a Spanish guy called Jose (what else!). He also used to leave the bathroom door open when he was alone, and on a couple of occasions I came home to find him on the throne, starkers, and reaching for the door - which opened out. Not a pretty sight to see him lift his butt and let it swing in a mad dive for the door.
He also used to wear cut off sweatpants shorts to relax in. Fine, says you, until I tell you he'd sit there watching TV, legs as far apart as possible without dislocating his hips with his plums in full view dangling down one leg.
I can forgive all this, or I could if he'd wiped, cleaned, washed or tidied anything in the six weeks we lived together, including himself. But he didn't
The last straw was hearing him refer to me as his girlfriend on the phone. No way, Jose.
Or should I say George!
I can appreciate the added comfort in being bottom-down naked in the loo, but I wouldn't have the patience to yank off jeans and shoes etc for the occasion. In the cost/benefit analysis, baring the bare (ha) minimum is the way I work it, toilet-wise.
That is hilarious Candie I would have been out the door the moment I seen him on the toilet haha I've always liked Spanish men but Jose there has completely changed my whole perception on them looks like you had a lucky escape although it's hard to imagine how things could of got any worse if You's pair lived together any long than you did. I wonder how gorgeous George is getting on in life now hopefully his days of sitting in front of the TV with his junk hanging out are long behind him now lol
I shared a flat with all sorts of different characters over the years, there was this Brazilian girl who we shared with for a couple of months during my college days she was so friendly and pleasant but I'm not joking when I say her bum was about twice the size of Kim Kardashians and a bit like Jose she used to walk around in tiny g strings and shower while trying to have a conversation in broken English with the door wide open so maybe it's a cultural thing, it got to the stage were we all felt so ugly us milk bottles just couldn't compete with that lol0 -
from_atozinc wrote: »What do you mean bottom down naked. Just pants or whatever down around your ankles ?
Or you completely remove the pants, socks, shoes, skirt etc ?
Why is bottom naked so hard to understand ha
Bottom naked= trousers and knickers down while sitting on the loo.
Mystery solved now I hope 0 -
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