June Internationals Wk 1: How I Learned to Stop Working and Love the Bomb...

swiwi_

...or "Garryowen" for you Neanderthals up North.

So, this week has all been about preparation: Getting the basics right, making sure all the bases are covered, leaving nothing to chance.

Which is why Wednesday I made sure my wife knew that Saturday would be spent on the couch. "You know how last weekend there wasn't a single game of rugby played anywhere, and I spent lots of time with you and the kids. *Cough*, well, um, this Saturday, um, I might not be quite so, um, how should I put it, available."

Trust me, this works better than "springing" a "surprise" on Saturday morning: "Um yeah, I won't be seen today. You can let me know when meals are served. Put some beers in the fridge, will ya". Guaranteed to finish badly. And with an enforced (long) break from some of the other fun activities in life. Unless you prefer solo.

So moving right along.

First up NZ vs Wales. Hats off to Alun Wynn Jones for 100 tests. NZ to field a few new faces, and Crotty to play at 12. He's NZ's marmite player (either you like him or you don't), and a Joe Schmidt wetdream - does the basics well, reliable, tries an optional extra (see, I didn't mention the try in the game that never happened...). But I'll be rooting for Crotty, he hails from my alma mater. From a neutral point of view, a Wales win would do wonders for the series...during the RWC my daughters had a habit of choosing a team for each game. The youngest, bless her, liked the team in red "Ich bin for Vales!". It is very endearing and cute. But the bonhomie and joviality might disappear if the match goes not as expected "FFS, would you ever shut the f*ck up with that Wales cr*p, bloody hell, daddy's trying to concentrate on the match. And don't copy daddy's swearing now will you, there's a good girl."

Then England (

Poms

) vs Australia (

convicts

). Jones vs Cheika. Loud vs louder. Brash vs brasher. Lots of potential for aggro and cards. Potential to be a classic series. Israel Folau blew my socks off in his last game (for the Waratahs at 13). Look for him and Itoje to star.

After that the Baby Blacks vs the Irish Wolfhound Puppies (is there a nickname for the Irish U20s?). Chance to get a sneak peak at future stars and Irish project players. Some of the Irish players will no doubt impress too

Finally, Suid Afrika vs Ireland. Please, someone do a match thread.

Enjoy the "feast of rugby". And post sensibly.

wp_rathead

swiwi_ wrote: »

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After that the Baby Blacks vs the Irish Wolfhound Puppies (is there a nickname for the Irish U20s?).

I've heard Wolfpuppies afew times

pickarooney

Is your daughter speaking some German hybrid or reading the Welsh crest?

irishbucsfan

Is this where we come to pretend the Kiwis are rubbish during the first game?

swiwi_

pickarooney wrote: »

Is your daughter speaking some German hybrid or reading the Welsh crest?

It's a spontaneous mix of Swiss German and English. More German than English.

The older one went for NZ while the middle one was Ireland all the way (once she learnt Cork - where she was born - wasn't a country: although I realise some people from the Rebel county would consider that fact up for debate...)

swiwi_

irishbucsfan wrote: »

Is this where we come to pretend the Kiwis are rubbish during the first game?

Yes. With emphasis on the word pretend...

jacksie66

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Have got a Welsh mate and a kiwi mate staying this weekend (I'm kiwi as well). Thought it couldn't have been more perfect for the AB's vs Wales match....... until my Kiwi mate tells me his flight lands at 9am Saturday and I have to collect him.

Foolishly told a few Irish mates of my dilemma, so expect my plans of recording and watching delayed will be thwarted by several informative texts...

jacksie66

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swiwi_

jacksie66 wrote: »

My company is putting on a shout tonight. Free beer all night and good rugby. Can't complain about that!

For your sake I hope it's a deluxe selection of NZ's best craft beers...and not Waikato draught...

jacksie66

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sydthebeat

Come on the kiwis!

irishbucsfan

Wayne Barnes to oversee a righteous victory for the best team

irishbucsfan

Silliness from r'kid Jones but fantastic work before it to slow it down.

Buer

On replay, I don't see how Wales didn't get the penalty for holding on.

irishbucsfan

Buer wrote: »

On replay, I don't see how Wales didn't get the penalty for holding on.

Very very unlucky, typical Barnes giving the Kiwis an easy ride

bilston

NZ getting very quick ball here. If that continues Wales will get destroyed.

WeleaseWoderick

I guess the theory that NZ would never kick the ball when in their opponent's 22 is out the window after the first 5 mins

bilston

Interesting that Cruden's kicking stats are just 71% at test level. Would NZ get away with that against SA, Australia and England?

TeoReid

bilston wrote: »

NZ getting very quick ball here. If that continues Wales will get destroyed.

And running onto it at pace. Hard to see Wales living with this for 80

bilston

Brillant try!

Kiwi_knock

That was a great try, great hands

LuckyGent88

Nice try

Adbrowne

that was lovely

bilston

He mightn't be everyone's favourite player but Liam Williams has had a great start.

Felix Jones is God

Toby living up to his prematch rating

Moflojo

That Wales try was all Connaught...

sydthebeat

Jaysus, naholos defense exposed twice in that Welsh try

irishbucsfan

sydthebeat wrote: »

Jaysus, naholos defense exposed twice in that Welsh try

Yeah he was nowhere there

The righteous victory looks on the cards

Buer

Superb try. Excellent passing.

I'd like to see the phase where Barnes told NZ to stay back though when they went to steal after the box kick. Didn't look like a ruck initially to me.

BBDBB

Wales take the lead, it's a bit early to go provoking them like that

BBDBB

Told yiz

LuckyGent88

Equally good try. Have naholo too much space to run on the wing

Felix Jones is God

That was too easy

bilston

He may not be able to defend but he can shift!

Kiwi_knock

Naholo making up for his last few mistakes.

bilston

Good match so far

LuckyGent88

And bang.

bilston

Forward pass surely from Smith

Kiwi_knock

That was magical.

BBDBB

Shredded

Felix Jones is God

bilston wrote: »

Good match so far

Only made better by eating nights chicken madras straight from the fridge ..cold...rugby and food porn!

Adbrowne

try nz from a bigger box kick

irishbucsfan

Wow Ben Smith almost looks as good as Matt Healy there

Moflojo

Two verrrry lazy runners shielding Smith when he caught that ball. Thought it was illegal.

bilston

Tbat was a brillant try but am I the only one thinking Smith's pass was forward?

LuckyGent88

Really enjoyable game. Wales missed a chance there.

bilston

This is a brillant game

astonaidan

NZ really are something else :eek:

sydthebeat

How can you be offside from a blocked kick with your foot?

LuckyGent88

Well I'm glad I got up for this. Brilliant game