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Condom Sizes

  • 15-06-2016 12:43pm
    #1
    JimiMatur
    Registered Users Posts: 2 ✭


    I am a Mature guy who is very frustrated by the Condom market.
    In my younger years i could very easily find a proper and comfortable fitting condom.
    I have not used them for over 40yrs as i only had sex with my wife.

    I am now in a relationship with others but am unable to find a condom which does not literally strangle my manhood, and its damn painful for days afterwards after being choked.

    I am not a Goliath or anything like that, Measuring just 16cm in length but its nominal width is 60mm at the base and 66mm at the head.
    The largest condom made by Durex is the Durex XXL but it is only 58mm width and it strangles.

    Hopefully some of you younger guys know of a suitable sheath.


Comments

  • #2
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    If people can fit a standard size condom on their head and inflate it then I'm sure you can fit one on your wang.


  • #3
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,902 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    could be the viagra making it painful for days after


  • #4
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,724 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    JimiMatur wrote: »
    I am a Mature guy who is very frustrated by the Condom market.
    In my younger years i could very easily find a proper and comfortable fitting condom.
    I have not used them for over 40yrs as i only had sex with my wife.

    I am now in a relationship with others but am unable to find a condom which does not literally strangle my manhood, and its damn painful for days afterwards after being choked.

    I am not a Goliath or anything like that, Measuring just 16cm in length but its nominal width is 60mm at the base and 66mm at the head.
    The largest condom made by Durex is the Durex XXL but it is only 58mm width and it strangles.

    Hopefully some of you younger guys know of a suitable sheath.

    Sure ;)

    CJxAbdBUYAAa8dW.jpg


  • #5
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,902 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    you should get that checked out, your mickey looks like it has fingers


  • #6
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 40,641 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    frozenfrozen wrote: »
    you should get that checked out, your mickey looks like it has fingers
    Sure that's nothing - mine's a foot!


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  • #7
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Assuming the OP is actually being genuine, the pain would probably be caused by an allergy to the lubricant or material of the condom, not the size of it. Which reminds me of an article I read a few years ago about a guy who had an allergy to latex and when using latex condoms his penis would swell to almost double its size. He said it was almost unbearable pain but his GF loved it so wouldn't let him switch brand.


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