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3 things you would remove from the world

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    Severard wrote: »
    People who put large exhausts on small cars, driving around in little Nissan Micras being the prats that they are.

    Teenagers. There's no need to remove them from the world permanently but just store them somewhere.

    People who push identity politics.

    I have to confess when I was 17 I did put a large exhaust on my 1.1 litre car.
    I think modifying cars is a phase all you men go through. Then one matures and discovers penetration and drugs for entertainment. Less semen in testes, less car modifying, seems to be the proven formula.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    poa wrote: »
    I have to confess when I was 17 I did put a large exhaust on my 1.1 litre car.
    I think modifying cars is a phase all you men go through. Then one matures and discovers penetration and drugs for entertainment. Less semen in testes, less car modifying, seems to be the proven formula.

    Having reached my nonsense limit for the day after reading that, I want to change my answer.

    1. poa
    2. poa
    3. poa


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    Candie wrote: »
    Having reached my nonsense limit for the day after reading that, I want to change my answer.

    1. poa
    2. poa
    3. poa

    I think someone has a crush on me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,184 ✭✭✭riclad


    Nuclear weapons , software patents,
    trade treatys.
    Who benefits from patents apart from big companys and patent trolls .
    Let countrys trade with who they choose .
    trade treatys are now designed to limit competition and increase the cost of drugs .
    just google ttp treaty isds courts for more info on it.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,201 ✭✭✭tharmor


    Mobile/Internet/Forums ....


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    poa wrote: »
    I think someone has a crush on me.

    More wishful thinking there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,883 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    Religion, wars & TV3


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    Candie wrote: »
    More wishful thinking there.

    Actually you are in luck.
    There is a vacancy at my mansion. I was dating a fit blonde Polish girl, but left her in charge of watering my weed plant. She committed the unforgivable sin of overwatering it. I have since dumped her despite her begging for forgiveness. Honestly, some women are so dopey. How can you get 1 litre confused with 2 litres? Its taken some emergency action on my part to get my plant back to full health.
    So I am now looking for a higher calibre replacement hole to unload in.

    Banned


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 830 ✭✭✭cactusgal


    Seriously:
    Cancer, Alzheimer's disease, guns

    Not as seriously:
    The internet, mobile phones, skangers


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Child abuse
    Religion
    Poverty

    Coming in 4th would be the Kardashian family


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 552 ✭✭✭Salmon Leap


    Religious extremism
    Cancer
    Poverty


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 947 ✭✭✭zef


    The "War On Drugs"
    All class systems
    Private land ownership

    & all guns, bombs etc.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Religion
    Grey tracksuits
    Religion


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Religion, cancer, animal abuse


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 686 ✭✭✭DVD-Lots


    Wasps (evil)
    Spiders (eviler??)
    Humans (evilest?)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Dogma - obvious really no dogmatic thinking means no religion, no ideologies.
    Sloth - tis very lazy
    The Kardashians - what they represent in our stupid age.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 475 ✭✭jimmy blevins


    poa wrote: »
    Actually you are in luck.
    There is a vacancy at my mansion. I was dating a fit blonde Polish girl, but left her in charge of watering my weed plant. She committed the unforgivable sin of overwatering it. I have since dumped her despite her begging for forgiveness. Honestly, some women are so dopey. How can you get 1 litre confused with 2 litres? Its taken some emergency action on my part to get my plant back to full health.
    So I am now looking for a higher calibre replacement hole to unload in.

    Your low minded description of a women shows you up I'm afraid. Makes your pontification on the abuses of church and state seem to come from a sense of smug self satisfaction rather than common decency.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,658 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


    This post has been deleted.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    Stick it in the watering can.

    Her head wouldn't fit.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    Patww79 wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    No licence needed.
    The TV licence inspector visited me and confirmed my laptop and data projector home cinema set up is all above board as I have no TV, satellite dish, set top box etc. No problem with internet streaming and recorded TV.
    16 years of no TV licence and no RTE propaganda.
    Sweet.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    Atheism, Satanism and animal sacrifices.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    Pinot Grigio
    Prosecco
    Châteauneuf-du-Pape
    I confess, I am addicted to them all.
    Especially when drizzled over breasts and licked off.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    Your low minded description of a women shows you up I'm afraid. Makes your pontification on the abuses of church and state seem to come from a sense of smug self satisfaction rather than common decency.

    Sure what would expect from a bullock only a kick?
    What would you expect from a pig only a grunt?
    I am many things, and have been called many names, decent was never one of them; so I won't deny I am indecent.
    I am a sociopath, we don't worry about showing ourselves up.
    Smug? Always, as much as possible.
    There is something delicious about being smug and indecent.
    I see women as a piece of meat for the record. Make no mistake, lets not sugar coat anything for the sake of political correctness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    poa wrote: »
    Parish priests.
    Pedophiles.
    Catholic Church.

    OP said three things, you've still two to go.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Aongus Von Bismarck


    The abomination that is the Citrix software we are made use in work.

    The vile carpet in the Lufthansa executive lounge in Frankfurt airport.

    Irishmen wearing bootcut jeans. A crime against good taste.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    The abomination that is the Citrix software we are made use in work.

    The vile carpet in the Lufthansa executive lounge in Frankfurt airport.

    Irishmen wearing bootcut jeans. A crime against good taste.

    Aongus meet POA , POA be nice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,490 ✭✭✭stefanovich


    poa wrote: »
    ; alcohol, television, religion.

    You can literally replace all 3 of those with a fat spliff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,883 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    Disease
    Summer rain in Ireland
    Ryan Tubridy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,660 ✭✭✭armaghlad


    Pollution
    Hate
    Greed


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    Ryan Tubridy
    Cancer
    Ray D'Arcy

    All of the above are very damaging to society.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,685 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    War, greed, religion.


  • Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Corruption, lying, and hatred.

    England, C Ronaldo, feminism?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    Orange Order
    Northern Ireland
    Loyalists


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    Feminism
    Hipsters
    D4 accent


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    1. Incurable diseases such as motor neurons, Aids
    2. Ugliness, I think if everyone was conventionally attractive the whole world would be infinitely happier.
    3. Bigotry and extremism within religion but not religion itself


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,539 ✭✭✭The Specialist


    Religion
    Travellers
    Alcohol free beer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Religion.
    The class system.
    Violence.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭mohawk


    Religious extremists/ Nutcases
    Climate change
    Skangers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    To change things up:

    Atheists
    People who don't attend mass
    All non-vegan food


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Ska Music
    Skangers
    SJWs


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    Women over dress size 12
    Women with bad breath
    Feminists


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 890 ✭✭✭seamusk84


    - Islamic fundamentalism
    - inequality
    - global warming


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Can't think of 3 myself, but 'duck face' comes to mind.

    Kinda funny tho isn't it? Millions of people copying a ridiculous face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,909 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Cardigans
    Salad cream
    White socks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭fergiesfolly


    Road into Gort.
    Gort.
    Road out of Gort.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 312 ✭✭Boater123


    • Opinionated, single/ narrow minded mouthpieces on a rant
    • People blatantly and desperately looking for thanks on Boards.ie
    • poa


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,286 ✭✭✭✭mdwexford


    Men (means I get all the clunge)
    Hangovers
    Mushrooms


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Giraffes

    the word "who"

    and Birdseye Potato Waffles


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 57 ✭✭is this username available


    Mental illness / depression
    Poverty
    Cucumbers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭Bicky bicky


    Trump
    Putin
    Kim Jong un.


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