You know you're a vaper when....

Engine No.9

Was looking at the Accommodation and Property forum and a few people reference the Residential Tenancies Act by its acronym RTA and my immediate reaction is what does a rebuildable tank atomizer have to do with this subject 😂😂😂

So with that in mind, I thought it would be a nice idea to start a thread where people could post their everyday things that they can relate to vaping and hopefully give everyone a laugh.

Ionised

I'll start so...

You know you are a vaper when...

You have spent a whole day modifying the cupholder in the car to precisely fit your device.

(and if I'm honest it's been done more than once as devices change)

UsedToWait

Ionised wrote: »

I'll start so...

You know you are a vaper when...

You have spent a whole day modifying the cupholder in the car to precisely fit your device.

(and if I'm honest it's been done more than once as devices change)

^ Needs Pics!

dball

YKYAV when you carry around a spare battery for your spare battery and a spare tank for your spare tank - not to mention the spare spare spare back up tanks and spare spare spare batteries stashed away in a drawer somewhere.......

Ionised

UsedToWait wrote: »

^ Needs Pics!

Bear in mind this is a couple of years ago...

In progress



Finished

Thecageyone

You know you're a vaper when you try to switch everything on or off with 5 clicks

mossymac!

When the movie starts you have to stop yourself from saying "What - no VG"

Thecageyone

mossymac! wrote: »

When the movie starts you have to stop yourself from saying "What - no VG"

Took me a minute there lol.

You know you're a vaper when you suddenly think you're an electrician because you built a few coils and have a vague understanding of ohm's law

mossymac!

When you walk into someones house and spot needles on a side table and think to yourself :

A : Wow - pretty blatant drug users

Nope

B : Man, someone must be pretty sick

Nope

C : Thank God I'm not a diabetic - just couldn't do that.

Nope

D : Ahhhhh guys, seriously - the gauge of that needle is way too small - damn thing wouldn't even handle a 50/50

Ionised

When you ask someone who doesn't vape for some vaper towel rather than kitchen roll

LazyPicti

When you have to explain to your neighbors that your house is definitely not on fire.

mossymac!

Preparation for the Apocalypse means 2 years of ejuice ............... and 2 days worth of food

mossymac!

When the statement "I love Unicorn Puke" actually starts to make sense

Thecageyone

When you have desert and spend 5 minutes trying to figure out the percentage of each flavouring

mossymac!

When the FBI come a knocking to discuss the recent emails you sent about the "big day" and making sure everyone brings enough tanks & power

nkav86

You have 101 usb cords but only one wall charger

Parachutes

When a coffee and a vape cures all ailments.

mossymac!

It no longer surprises you when the Version 2 is announced before the Version 1 comes outta pre-order

mossymac!

nkav86 wrote: »

You have 101 usb cords but only one wall charger

Get outta my house - I swear I was just debating whether to throw them away or dedicate an entire drawer to them

Pointless debate really - I'm incapable of throwing anything away

nkav86

mossymac! wrote:

Get outta my house - I swear I was just debating whether to throw them away or dedicate an entire drawer to them

Haha exactly like me, I opted for the drawer cause 'might just come in handy some day'

mossymac!

Same excuse I use - which is why I now have over 140TB of storage space and prolly more books, movies & tv series than I could get through even if I retired right now and vegitated on the couch for the next 40 years

mossymac!

When you wake up and feel depressed that it's the weekend and there's no chance of vapemail

LazyPicti

When you stroke a piece of wood and say.. oh that's nice!

Thecageyone

When hanging out the washing you can't help wondering what resistance peg
springs might be

Ionised

When the next Dr Bill sale is more anticipated than Black Friday

mossymac!

Acronyms like TPD & FDA elicit an extreme desire to throttle someone

Shinobollo

Your wife asks "what the fcuk is that smell" and you know for a fact you haven't farted

Thecageyone

Or your missus asks "where the f**k are my tweezers??"

mossymac!

Friends & family are concerned as you've taken an unnatural interest in sniffing any liquid that looks like pee

nkav86

When you're not sure if 2mods, 2 tanks, some coils, cotton, 60ml of juice and a charger is enough for one overnight stay!

Ionised

When areas of your home look like an alchemist's laboratory and your freezer is half full of mysterious brown bottles.

Shinobollo

For us oldies...

When the letters PG aren't automatically followed by thoughts of Chimps pushing a piano up a flight of stairs.

jonski

Shinobollo wrote: »

For us oldies...

When the letters PG aren't automatically followed by thoughts of Chimps pushing a piano up a flight of stairs.

you hum it son , I'll play it .

Shinobollo

jonski wrote: »

you hum it son , I'll play it .

Thanks Jonski. I was afraid I'd be on my own with that one.

Thecageyone

I remember the adverts, that one was a little before my time though :P

Ionised

jonski wrote:

you hum it son , I'll play it .

That brought back memories! Sniggering to myself still. Oh must think I've gone a bit odd

youdipstick

:D:D:D:D:D:D

and now I drink Aldi's tea:)

McDonalds still serve PG Tips (tea-bag form) best place for a cuppa when out n about...

Shinobollo

Your kids refer to you as Heisenberg or go around calling you Walter

Shinobollo

You no longer feel the need to carry a packet of mints / gum in your pocket at all times.

Shinobollo

You don't feel like you HAVE to rush to get to duty-free

Thecageyone

youdipstick wrote: »

:D:D:D:D:D:D

and now I drink Aldi's tea:)

McDonalds still serve PG Tips (tea-bag form) best place for a cuppa when out n about...

I won't touch anything but Lyons!


You know you're a vaper when you reach for your nic buzz soon as you wake and knock over 3 lumps of metal and glass waking everyone in the house

8mm

Tread is hilarious - LoL

... feeling anxious and naked when you don't have a mod in your hand

... eyeballing the last millilitre of juice in a tank and knowing THAT time is coming to act

... vaping slowly cause there are other non vapers around and you just want to chain like a mofo

TinCool

You're more concerned if you've forgotten your mod rather than your phone when you go for a dump.

youdipstick

I have no problem there,I keep 6 mods in the out house permanently :D:D

mossymac!

Wow, I thought the PG Tips guys were the auld codger brigade - but out house just took the pinnacle

Thecageyone

I'm not the only vooper here then?

When you plan a sun holiday and all you can worry about is what you can smuggle in on your carry on

Shinobollo

Thecageyone wrote: »

I'm not the only vooper here then?

When you plan a sun holiday and all you can worry about is what you can smuggle in on your carry on

Absolutely not. Best way to reduce the after effects for everyone else

Shinobollo

8mm wrote: »

Tread is hilarious - LoL

... feeling anxious and naked when you don't have a mod in your hand

... eyeballing the last millilitre of juice in a tank and knowing THAT time is coming to act

... vaping slowly cause there are other non vapers around and you just want to chain like a mofo

Agree 100%. Thanks Pajo

mossymac!

when it never occurs to you not to tell people that you're just gonna grab some fresh batteries for your device b4 you head to bed

Thecageyone

When you're constantly lying to yourself

"I'll never drop below 12mg"

"I can't see me ever going below 1.5ohm coils"

"VG is too thick, I'll stick to my 60 PG"

I'll NEVER go below 6mg ... this time I mean it!"

"1ohm, that's the least I'll go now ... "

"60 VG is the limit, won't go above that, nope"

etc ..

moleyv

Thecageyone wrote:

When you're constantly lying to yourself

'I'm so happy with all my devices, I'll never buy anything else!!'