You know you're a vaper when....

Shinobollo

For us oldies...

When the letters PG aren't automatically followed by thoughts of Chimps pushing a piano up a flight of stairs.

jonski

Shinobollo wrote: »

For us oldies...

When the letters PG aren't automatically followed by thoughts of Chimps pushing a piano up a flight of stairs.

you hum it son , I'll play it .

Shinobollo

jonski wrote: »

you hum it son , I'll play it .

Thanks Jonski. I was afraid I'd be on my own with that one.

Thecageyone

I remember the adverts, that one was a little before my time though :P

Ionised

jonski wrote:

you hum it son , I'll play it .

That brought back memories! Sniggering to myself still. Oh must think I've gone a bit odd

youdipstick

:D:D:D:D:D:D

and now I drink Aldi's tea:)

McDonalds still serve PG Tips (tea-bag form) best place for a cuppa when out n about...

Shinobollo

Your kids refer to you as Heisenberg or go around calling you Walter

Shinobollo

You no longer feel the need to carry a packet of mints / gum in your pocket at all times.

Shinobollo

You don't feel like you HAVE to rush to get to duty-free

Thecageyone

youdipstick wrote: »

:D:D:D:D:D:D

and now I drink Aldi's tea:)

McDonalds still serve PG Tips (tea-bag form) best place for a cuppa when out n about...

I won't touch anything but Lyons!


You know you're a vaper when you reach for your nic buzz soon as you wake and knock over 3 lumps of metal and glass waking everyone in the house

8mm

Tread is hilarious - LoL

... feeling anxious and naked when you don't have a mod in your hand

... eyeballing the last millilitre of juice in a tank and knowing THAT time is coming to act

... vaping slowly cause there are other non vapers around and you just want to chain like a mofo

TinCool

You're more concerned if you've forgotten your mod rather than your phone when you go for a dump.

youdipstick

I have no problem there,I keep 6 mods in the out house permanently :D:D

mossymac!

Wow, I thought the PG Tips guys were the auld codger brigade - but out house just took the pinnacle

Thecageyone

I'm not the only vooper here then?

When you plan a sun holiday and all you can worry about is what you can smuggle in on your carry on

Shinobollo

Thecageyone wrote: »

I'm not the only vooper here then?

When you plan a sun holiday and all you can worry about is what you can smuggle in on your carry on

Absolutely not. Best way to reduce the after effects for everyone else

Shinobollo

8mm wrote: »

Tread is hilarious - LoL

... feeling anxious and naked when you don't have a mod in your hand

... eyeballing the last millilitre of juice in a tank and knowing THAT time is coming to act

... vaping slowly cause there are other non vapers around and you just want to chain like a mofo

Agree 100%. Thanks Pajo

mossymac!

when it never occurs to you not to tell people that you're just gonna grab some fresh batteries for your device b4 you head to bed

Thecageyone

When you're constantly lying to yourself

"I'll never drop below 12mg"

"I can't see me ever going below 1.5ohm coils"

"VG is too thick, I'll stick to my 60 PG"

I'll NEVER go below 6mg ... this time I mean it!"

"1ohm, that's the least I'll go now ... "

"60 VG is the limit, won't go above that, nope"

etc ..

moleyv

Thecageyone wrote:

When you're constantly lying to yourself

'I'm so happy with all my devices, I'll never buy anything else!!'

Thecageyone

moleyv wrote: »

'I'm so happy with all my devices, I'll never buy anything else!!'

Ahaha, yup "This one, THIS ONE is the best one I've ever had, forget all the others!"

mossymac!

when you are actually looking forward to when the dwarves take over the Earth and come demanding tribute of tiny screwdrivers

Ionised

When a discussion about a 'drip tip' does not end with a visit to the STD clinic

Jsmurff

Ykyav when you're befuddled by a smoking area full of students giggling like little school girls after saying "man this unicorn milk tastes amazing.. it's like a rainbow of desserts".

nkav86

When you're vaping on dessert flavours you've never tried IRL and thinking 'hmm yeah it really tastes like the real thing'

DubTony

LazyPicti wrote: »

When you stroke a piece of wood and say.. oh that's nice!

:eek::eek::eek:

was.deevey

When it never occurs to you that the yellow stained tissues piling up beside your computer might look kinda dodgy

nobodys_hero

Thecageyone wrote: »

You know you're a vaper when you try to switch everything on or off with 5 clicks

Yup, that's me! Car key fob, mobile phone, torch etc. Frankly it's getting annoying!

nobodys_hero

nkav86 wrote: »

You have 101 usb cords but only one wall charger

I bought a wall socket with built in usb ports for beside the bed so that I can charge my phone and two mods while still having my light and phone.

Allan45121

New bed arrived today for my disabled father-in-law. One of those ones that lifts up and lowers to help him get in and out. I couldn't get it to work at first, 1st thing I tried?... 5 clicks to turn it on :-). Still didn't work though but I had a wee laugh to myself.