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Your favourite body type in the opposite sex?

  • 30-07-2016 8:24pm
    #1
    TSMGUY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 855 ✭✭✭TSMGUY


    Do you like your men stocky, lanky, average, portly....? Do you prefer your women curvaceous or svelte? I ask because I'm really thin (6'5 160lbs) but I don't feel particularly bothered to bulk up.

    Anyway, what's your preference?

    Preferred body type? 391 votes

    Skinny
    0% 0 votes
    Lean (skinny but toned)
    6% 27 votes
    Average
    43% 170 votes
    Muscular
    41% 164 votes
    Chubby/Portly
    7% 30 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    I love men with broad strong shoulders!!!!

    /melts


  • #3
    TSMGUY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 855 ✭✭✭TSMGUY


    mansize wrote: »
    I love men with broad strong shoulders!!!!

    /melts

    Yes I hear that a lot. The shoulders are a big turn on for women it seems. Not that the curlbros will take note.


  • #4
    How Soon Is Now
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,136 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    Go on the chubbys!


  • #5
    Icaras
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 927 ✭✭✭Icaras


    Ones that make my willy tingle i.e. All of them. Keep up the good work ladies.


  • #6
    TSMGUY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 855 ✭✭✭TSMGUY


    Icaras wrote: »
    Ones that make my willy tingle i.e. All of them. Keep up the good work ladies.

    You sound easily pleased.


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  • #7
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,663 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    I like me men like I like my wine - 14 years old and locked in the cellar...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #8
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,357 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Living.


  • #9
    happyoutscan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,108 ✭✭✭happyoutscan


    I voted without reading the Op and now I'm ghey.


  • #10
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    TSMGUY wrote: »
    Yes I hear that a lot. The shoulders are a big turn on for women it seems. Not that the curlbros will take note.

    Also the guys


  • #11
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Lean. ....


    (though this should count as average imo....story for another day)


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  • #12
    Keane2baMused
    Registered Users Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭Keane2baMused


    Tall dark and handsome.

    Big strong shoulders are a turn on I agree.

    Not into big muscles!


  • #13
    TSMGUY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 855 ✭✭✭TSMGUY


    Jesus, average is winning by a mile. Mediocrity is above muscle it seems.


  • #14
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »
    I like me men like I like my wine - 14 years old and locked in the cellar...

    Men like a fine wine mature well with age- full
    Bodied, strong and deep


  • #15
    TSMGUY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 855 ✭✭✭TSMGUY


    mansize wrote: »
    Also the guys

    Are you a man or a woman?


  • #16
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Someone with big arms for the snuggles. Not bothered if they have a bit of weight on them. Not into skinny men really.


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    No preference for hair, height, or weight, but must look like a good cuddler and have nice forearms and twinkly eyes.


  • #18
    Alf Stewart.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭Alf Stewart.


    Im happy with Boobs. Especially big perk ones.

    Close the thread.


  • #19
    How Soon Is Now
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,136 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    TSMGUY wrote: »
    Jesus, average is winning by a mile. Mediocrity is above muscle it seems.

    Tell that to all the 5ft odd twats with Napoleon complex s living in the gym!


  • #20
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Candie wrote: »
    No preference for hair, height, or weight, but must look like a good cuddler and have nice forearms and twinkly eyes.

    Crinkly, twinkly eyes are a must.


  • #21
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    TSMGUY wrote: »
    Are you a man or a woman?

    Man


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  • #22
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    How Soon Is Now wrote: »
    Tell that to all the 5ft odd twats with Napoleon complex s living in the gym!

    Nothing a greater turnoff than a short muscle Mary


  • #23
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Surreptitious wrote: »
    Crinkly, twinkly eyes are a must.

    Deepset eyes... Oooh


  • #24
    Banjoxed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭Banjoxed


    Big boobs, decent sized arse, and a bush. A fine lump of a woman. Any sign of over manicured anything or excessive prissiness is a massive red flag for me.


  • #25
    TSMGUY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 855 ✭✭✭TSMGUY


    mansize wrote: »
    Man

    You like broad shoulders on women? Seriously! I find it pretty off-putting tbh,


  • #26
    fermanagh_man
    Registered Users Posts: 810 ✭✭✭fermanagh_man


    Naked


  • #27
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    mansize wrote: »
    I love men with broad strong shoulders!!!!

    /melts

    No mention of women


  • #28
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Chest hair and curly head hair... Oh my


  • #29
    TSMGUY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 855 ✭✭✭TSMGUY


    How Soon Is Now wrote: »
    Tell that to all the 5ft odd twats with Napoleon complex s living in the gym!

    Life isn't really fair on short men. They work out and they're automatically accused of having Napoleon complex lol. Damned if they do, damned if they don't.


  • #30
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    mansize wrote: »
    Deepset eyes... Oooh

    Not into badgers. Sorry.


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  • #31
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    TSMGUY wrote: »
    Life isn't really fair on short men. They work out and they're automatically accused of having Napoleon complex lol. Damned if they do, damned if they don't.

    It doesn't look as good on short men, they look squished- and I'm only 5'8"


  • #32
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Surreptitious wrote: »
    Not into badgers. Sorry.

    Otters though...


  • #33
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    Banjoxed wrote: »
    Big boobs, decent sized arse, and a bush. A fine lump of a woman. Any sign of over manicured anything or excessive prissiness is a massive red flag for me.

    Hairy bushes are manky. I wouldn't go down on a girl with a bush. Have done it before and no thank you. Smells linger.
    I'm sure girls have the same feelings about my balls.


  • #34
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Men need to wash their balls- unless they just finished training


  • #35
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    A nice bum and I'm happy.


  • #36
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    The Moldy Gowl wrote: »
    Hairy bushes are manky. I wouldn't go down on a girl with a bush. Have done it before and no thank you. Smells linger.
    I'm sure girls have the same feelings about my balls.

    Yeah, I've been thinking about your balls all day now.


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  • #37
    TSMGUY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 855 ✭✭✭TSMGUY


    mansize wrote: »
    No mention of women
    Ah, you're gay. See I put "opposite sex" in the OP (which I thought was presumptuous given there's quite a few gay posters) and I don't know how to edit the title of a thread.

    Read: What body type do you find attractive in your preferred sex


  • #38
    TSMGUY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 855 ✭✭✭TSMGUY


    mansize wrote: »
    Men need to wash their balls- unless they just finished training

    Thanks for reminding me, I knew I was forgetting to something today!


  • #39
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    mansize wrote: »
    Otters though...

    Otters are cute, they hold paws when they float sleep.


  • #40
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,694 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    A nice round bum will always get a second glance from me. Nothing too skinny.

    Sorry petite ladies, I know that's a dagger to your hearts.


  • #41
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    The hottest girls have to be small, around 5 foot, cute, short hair is a bonus, dimples and eyes are a must.

    Boobs, they need to fit the frame of a girl so a b cup or c cup is excellent.
    I'm not into large boobs, they just fall off to the side when she is laying down.
    Curves are a must, her hips and arse must compliment her boobs.



    I have a certain type I'll obsess over but I'll shift any stinky tinderella that will fall for my dimples and charm.


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  • #42
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    Surreptitious wrote: »
    Yeah, I've been thinking about your balls all day now.

    Have you? I actually just shaved them so you're in luck.
    They are a lovely fragrance tonight.


  • #43
    How Soon Is Now
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,136 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    TSMGUY wrote: »
    Life isn't really fair on short men. They work out and they're automatically accused of having Napoleon complex lol. Damned if they do, damned if they don't.

    It's not the working out part that brings that on its the OMG look at me ****!


  • #44
    monkeysnapper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭monkeysnapper


    Fat bottom girls they'll be riding today so check out thoughts beauty's o yeh


  • #45
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Surreptitious wrote: »
    Otters are cute, they hold paws when they float sleep.

    Sea otters are baby-seal-raping, serial-killing psychopaths.:(

    http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Deadly-otter-stalks-Monterey-Bay-seals-Seal-3051651.php


  • #46
    Alf Stewart.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭Alf Stewart.


    Banjoxed wrote: »
    Big boobs, decent sized arse, and a bush. A fine lump of a woman. Any sign of over manicured anything or excessive prissiness is a massive red flag for me.

    That's my language mate.


  • #47
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    osarusan wrote: »
    A nice round bum will always get a second glance from me. Nothing too skinny.

    Sorry petite ladies, I know that's a dagger to your hearts.

    That's all five foot and six-and-a-half-stone of me left broken-hearted. :(


  • #48
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Candie wrote: »
    Sea otters are baby-seal-raping, serial-killing psychopaths.:(

    http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Deadly-otter-stalks-Monterey-Bay-seals-Seal-3051651.php

    Is that real??

    Reads like a Waterford whispers article


  • #49
    buried
    Registered Users Posts: 9,841 ✭✭✭buried


    Curves Curves Curves. The lady must have curves. Curves Everywhere. A Real Woman.

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



  • #50
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    Is that real??

    Reads like a Waterford whispers article

    It's true, they're know rapist-killers. They rape the babies and drown them.
    buried wrote: »
    Curves Curves Curves. The lady must have curves. Curves Everywhere. A Real Woman.

    I'm not curvy, but I assure you I'm still a real woman.


  • #51
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    My fantasy about Otters:broken, ruined and decimated.


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