Skid Marks

mud · 03-08-2016 1:28pm #1

I always believed that skid marks were the province of young children and the elderly, however, the scales have fallen from my eyes after a visit with a friend.

She was sorting out laundry while we were chatting and I couldn't help but notice actual sh1t on some underwear.

Before I could stop myself I exclaimed "wtf is that"? And she just laughed and said: "oh that's x, I'm always washing his underpants, ha ha, men!". I asked her if he had some kind of medical condition and she said no, most men leave skids.

Now, I've lived with several men over the years, family, friends, lovers and strangers and I've never seen skids on their clothes.

How the hell can someone be so unclean as to leave enough faeces on their bum-bum that it transfers to their clothing which then needs to be steeped and scrubbed before washing?

Am I very innocent in that I find that unacceptable? That I would be long gone if anyone hale and hearty left themselves and their clothes in that condition?

What even causes them? Is it not wiping your arse properly or wtf?

My friend reckons they are common, that her Da and brothers always had skid marks.

I'm sickened and freaked out.

TLDR Are skids as common as my friend seems to think or does she just know filthy people?

Allinall · 03-08-2016 1:31pm

mud wrote: »

I always believed that skid marks were the province of young children and the elderly, however, the scales have fallen from my eyes after a visit with a friend.

She was sorting out laundry while we were chatting and I couldn't help but notice actual sh1t on some underwear.

Before I could stop myself I exclaimed "wtf is that"? And she just laughed and said: "oh that's x, I'm always washing his underpants, ha ha, men!". I asked her if he had some kind of medical condition and she said no, most men leave skids.

Now, I've lived with several men over the years, family, friends, lovers and strangers and I've never seen skids on their clothes.

How the hell can someone be so unclean as to leave enough faeces on their bum-bum that it transfers to their clothing which then needs to be steeped and scrubbed before washing?

Am I very innocent in that I find that unacceptable? That I would be long gone if anyone hale and hearty left themselves and their clothes in that condition?

What even causes them? Is it not wiping your arse properly or wtf?

My friend reckons they are common, that her Da and brothers always had skid marks.

I'm sickened and freaked out.

TLDR Are skids as common as my friend seems to think or does she just know filthy people?

It'll be grand when the premiership starts up in a couple of weeks.

You'll have something important to talk to your friends about, and your current problem will pale into insignificance .

On the hole, I think you're over thinking things.

s4uv3 · 03-08-2016 1:32pm

No nono no no.
Her fella has a problem.

I've lived with family, friends, boyfriends, and now my husband. Never ever ever seen skid marks on jocks or knickers.

Duggy747 · 03-08-2016 1:34pm

Just use a breadknife to scrape them off like burnt bits off toast

razorblunt · 03-08-2016 1:34pm

Allinall wrote: »

On the hole, I think you're over thinking things.

What you did there, I see it.

Your Face · 03-08-2016 1:34pm

So what's the point of this thread again?

TSMGUY · 03-08-2016 1:34pm

this thread is a skid mark on the internet. I mean I've seen some stupid ****ing topics in my time but skid marks????????? Hold this L.

me_irl · 03-08-2016 1:35pm

Yeah, that man needs to see his GP.

FizzleSticks · 03-08-2016 1:35pm

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TSMGUY · 03-08-2016 1:38pm

LOL and the OP's name is Mud. I'm dying:D:D:D:D:D

Agricola · 03-08-2016 1:39pm

Outside the gentle environs of AH, there are people for which personal hygiene is not a huge deal. BO, failing to wash hands after trips to the toilet, skid marks, it's all out there lads. Careful now.

TSMGUY · 03-08-2016 1:41pm

Agricola wrote: »

Outside the gentle environs of AH, there are people for which personal hygiene is not a huge deal. BO, failing to wash hands after trips to the toilet, skid marks, it's all out there lads. Careful now.

I've seen some shameless bastards not wash their hands in restrooms. Goddamn despicable.

Maximus Alexander · 03-08-2016 1:41pm

Are you not supposed to wipe your arse with your underwear? What other possible reason would there be for wearing them??

TSMGUY · 03-08-2016 1:42pm

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Are you not supposed to wipe your arse with your underwear? What other possible reason would there be for wearing them??

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

The Bishop Basher · 03-08-2016 1:43pm

It takes a a lot to gross me out.

Well done OP...

You have just succeeded...

And NO... Skid marks are not normal...

At least I hope they're not...

Someone needs a trip to the arse doctor..

passremarkable · 03-08-2016 1:44pm

Can't beat a few dangle berries

AngryDiMaria · 03-08-2016 1:44pm

Arses arent being wiped properly

05eaftqbrs9jlh · 03-08-2016 1:47pm

I saw a guy walking down Oliver Plunkett St in Cork yesterday morning with grey tracksuit pants that had a very conspicuous brown streak down the back of them.

Widdershins · 03-08-2016 1:48pm

If he is hale and hearty with no medical problem then it looks like he's a lazy fecker . Your friend must be very patient to deal with his clothes in that state. Again you wouldn't mind if he couldn't help it.

Men who leave the toilet seat covered in urine after themselves are nearly as bad. Seems common enough too.

TSMGUY · 03-08-2016 1:49pm

Phoenix Proud Self-incrimination wrote: »

I saw a guy walking down Oliver Plunkett St in Cork yesterday morning with grey tracksuit pants that had a very conspicuous brown streak down the back of them.

It was coffee, I swear!

fussyonion · 03-08-2016 1:55pm

Am I the only one who thinks it's more bizarre that the OP saw the skiddies and still asked her friend what it was?!
Why would you ask?!

Skidmarks can happen. Not a big deal. Doesn't happen to me cos I am quite anal (hehe) about making sure I'm so clean in that area, but I wouldn't bat an eyelid if I throw a wash on and my other half has underwear in there with a mark or two on them.

I wouldn't embarrass him or anyone by pointing it out.
I'm sure it happened to me as a kid and thank God my Mam never said anything, otherwise I would have been very self conscious.

BBDBB · 03-08-2016 2:05pm

maybe its a bit of nicotine staining

Buckfast W · 03-08-2016 2:19pm

Bit different, but I know someone who sits on the Jax sideways and utterly destroys it, apparently thats how all the kids in the family were taught when they were younger. :eek:

Ronald Wilson Reagan · 03-08-2016 2:25pm

Isn't that the point of wearing jocks, as well as maintaining a 6'o clock position. Scraping the hole off yourself with toilet paper will only lead to 'roids in the long run.