Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours 2016/2017

Agent Coulson

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Is that why he got his teeth whitened?

The Main Man sure did get them whitened

5starpool

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Is that why he got his teeth whitened?

So then Spurs v Man City, do we want a home win, draw or away win (obviously with many red cards and a few knocks)

Spurs win would bring them level with City on 18 points and so compress the points spread within the race for the title/Top 4 on the other hand City winning would put them 5 points clear of us and 7 ahead of Spurs who would therefore stay third, obviously a draw damages both a bit and Spurs would stay third.

Okay it's a draw please

Sorry, pedant in me has to point out that Spurs are 4 behind City, not 3, so can't go level with them today. There are positives in every result. I personally reckon in order of what I'd like to see happen:

1. Draw
2. City win
3. Spurs win

I'm really funking utd getting someone sent off today (de Gea or Ibrahimovic please), but it'll probably turn out to be a comfortable 3-0 home win with no drama, despite it being scoreless at the minute.

Buford T. Justice XIX

larrymiller wrote: »

True. And klopp will have all his defenders for 2 weeks if I'm not mistaken.
Btw I'm surprised to see you outside f & f

I'm here for the relaxation away from those fekkin' farmers:D

5starpool

Also, Glenn Hoddle is another of the "personally I don't like zonal marking" lads that always seem to be employed as match analysts. Strange how as coaches they are all out of work though, I can't quite work that one out.

Idiots.

Kerrigooney

Agent Coulson wrote: »

The Main Man sure did get them whitened

How did you get hold of Phil Jones passport picture?

Agent Coulson

Taking Yokes and then posting pictures of your distorted face at 3am on Snapchat I hope Klopp isn't told about this one!

5starpool

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Taking Yokes and then posting pictures of your distorted face at 3am on Snapchat I hope Klopp isn't told about this one!

It's a very Hunter S. Thompsonesque picture.

Harry Palmr

Liverpool v Ipswich Town (away) in the Premier League Cup. 1 PM KO

#LFC U23s lineup vs Ipswich Town: Kelleher, Arnold, Randall, Ilori, Sakho, Stewart, Wilson, Chirivella, Ings, Ejaria, Woodburn

Very strong line up and Ings has just scored, it's not on the tellybox anywhere

marklazarcovic

ive a feeling 2 or 3 of the top 4 positions in the league this year will have a record points total for that position.. gonna be some fight for them

5starpool

5starpool wrote: »

Also, Glenn Hoddle is another of the "personally I don't like zonal marking" lads.....

It's like the Rafa days again.
Awful sh1t to be listening to.

Ben Gadot

garra wrote: »

Agreed. He looks so assured already, and some of his players have dramatically turned around their form. Need that bubble to burst before they build freight train momentum.

I'm struggling more with what the result should be here.

Charlie19

Pyjamarama wrote: »

That is a f*cking HUGE win lads.

This...

Id say the match thread made lovely reading.

Agent Coulson

Jesus Joe

OwaynOTT

5starpool wrote: »

It's a very Hunter S. Thompsonesque picture.

Looks more like The Mask in my view.

Charlie19

Oh joe you didn't.

Charlie19

Charlie19 wrote: »

......match thread ........

Now there's an idea :pac:

Osmosis Jones

Still a little life in our deadwood

garra

Joe Allen is just a beautiful human being

Agent Coulson

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Looks more like The Mask in my view.

At least he didn't use that dog tongue face filter things that every 40 something woman on my Facebook feed seems to be using to make them feel like they are a cool and with it 13 year old again.

OwaynOTT

Agent Coulson wrote: »

At least he didn't use that dog tongue face filter things that every 40 something woman on my Facebook feed seems to be using to make them feel like they are a cool and with it 13 year old again.

no filter is cool and that includes water filters.

rob316

well done to special agents joe Allen and benteke.

Buford T. Justice XIX

Potential Underachiever

Well that's just lovely, Joe Allen scoring it just made it that bit sweeter.

Super-Rush

A boy Joe.

Makes it all the sweeter being an ex red :pac:

Harry Palmr

Clucking hell!

Agent Coulson

Glen deserves a well done as well

mosstin

garra wrote: »

Joe Allen is just a beautiful human being

Would have posted earlier but I've just got off the floor from a fit of laughter. Think there's still bits of lung on the floor. Go Joe!

Charlie19

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Glen deserves a well done as well

Crouch too.

SlickRic

Ah Joe. I always loved you.

MD1990

Benteke takes points off Everton. Allen takes points off Man Utd. Great work from our ex players.

Agent Coulson

Charlie19 wrote: »

Crouch too.

Stokealonapool.

niallo27

Spurs victory here are we hoping or a draw might be best.

Delighted for Joe

Charlie19

Ho do i post a screen shot off my desk top?

BorneTobyWilde

Liverpool out for 5 wins in a row in league, United need a win next league game.
We play each other, it's a big game. We can open a gap, or that gap can be closed.
A win is a 6pt lead over a rival for 4th, a loss and we are level on points.
HUGE GAME

Buford T. Justice XIX

I tried to make it bigger:rolleyes:

mosstin

niallo27 wrote: »

Spurs victory here are we hoping or a draw might be best.

Draw. Absolutely a draw.

BorneTobyWilde

Swansea had tough start, played Liverpool, City, Chelsea, Leicester ,Southampton last 5 games. It makes our start excellent as we too have played tough games.
Swansea manager victim of fixture list.

Agent Coulson

niallo27 wrote: »

Spurs victory here are we hoping or a draw might be best.

A draw then a Spurs win last a City win.

niallo27

mosstin wrote: »

Draw. Absolutely a draw.

Yes possibly. Why not dream of winning the league while in this form

mosstin

Agent Coulson wrote: »

A draw then a Spurs win last a City win.

I'd have 'both teams lose' slightly ahead of a Spurs win.

mosstin

niallo27 wrote: »

Yes possibly. Why not dream of winning the league while in this form

That's why a draw would be the optimum result. I wouldn't be getting that far ahead of myself though.

Agent Coulson

mosstin wrote: »

I'd have 'both teams lose' slightly ahead of a Spurs win.

We don't have to worry about Spurs as long as we finish ahead of Arsenal that means we finished ahead of Spurs.

Charlie19

Agent Coulson wrote: »

A draw then a Spurs win last a City win.

I honestly think that we're competing with Spurs for a top four position, so I'd rather a City win.

sword1

Any chance we could open the Liverpool v united thread now,it is our next game

Agent Coulson

sword1 wrote: »

Any chance we could open the Liverpool v united thread now,it is our next game

LOL there would be about two posters left on Boards soccer forum if it opened now everyone would be banned

The meltdowns would be epic though.

How long does the thread stay open after we win I wonder. :P

corwill

Agent Coulson wrote: »

LOL there would be about two posters left on Boards soccer forum if it opened now everyone would be banned

The meltdowns would be epic though.

How long does the thread stay open after we win I wonder. :P

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck_time

Grayditch

I don't want to talk about today's game too much in this thread. I think in the interests of being mature, reasonable and fair, it should be said that it can be really hard to play relegation candidates... but that didn't seem to bother Stoke, so fair play.

5starpool

Charlie19 wrote: »

I honestly think that we're competing with Spurs for a top four position, so I'd rather a City win.

Yep, definitely. I'd rather see Spurs lose momentum than City at this point.

sword1 wrote: »

Any chance we could open the Liverpool v united thread now,it is our next game

No chance. If it was opened it would be closed as soon as seen by a mod. What will happen (As with the last few times) is that a few days beforehand a mod will create a thread with a multitude of warnings, then lock it until the morning of the game, or possibly afternoon since it is an 8pm kickoff.

I'm looking forward to it though, should be an amazing atmosphere, hopefully we can keep our momentum/form going.

mormank

Augeo wrote: »

Look at man city and our goals scored & conceded stats over the season and come back to us in May.

Well after just having a quick look at the last 6 years of PL tables and 3 times the teams with the best defence won the league and 3 times the team with the best defence did not win the league. So like I said it is more about scoring more goals than each team you are playing each week but yeah we haven't kept a clean sheet all season, would be nice.