Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours 2016/2017

Burial.

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

He only went and scored 17 goals and 9 assists in his first year in English football, but yeah Coutinho has done that right?

Aww bless, how long after you read my post did it take you to Google "Anthony Martial stats 15/16"?

rossie1977

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

Yeah, we should have kept a player that wanted to leave us for the best team in the world.

The only problem was indentured servitude has been illegal with quite a while.

He signed a long term deal with Liverpool in December 2013...he would still have 20 months to run on that deal today.

Best team in the world means nothing unless Liverpool are willing to sell. He wanted to join Arsenal previous summer and turned around to produce one of the finest individual performances across a season by a player in English football history.

The media and rival fans tried to paint Suarez as satan and a guy whose mere presence was bringing down the good name of the premier league and majority of Liverpool fans actually bought into that bs and by the end and many were happy to see him leave

Osmosis Jones

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

He only went and scored 17 goals and 9 assists in his first year in English football, but yeah Coutinho has done that right?

You know United are playing at the moment?

Well, actually that's probably why you're here, not an easy viewing are they?

Potential Underachiever

Rayne if I was to go the United thread I'd ask, when is the DVD coming out of that sensational 0-0 yous had with Burnley? Where would it rank among United performances in the last 10 years? where were you when the game was being played I'm sure everyone will remember? Will there be bonus footage of that other epic 0-0 versus the mighty Liverpool? Will you tell the grandkids about it? I hope you can field some of those, while you're here like....

Osmosis Jones

rossie1977 wrote: »

The media and rival fans tried to paint Suarez as satan and a guy whose mere presence was bringing down the good name of the premier league and majority of Liverpool fans actually bought into that bs and by the end and many were happy to see him leave

Think you're making things up now, no one wanted him to go, never mind the "majority of Liverpool fans."

NukaCola

Osmosis Jones wrote: »

You know United are playing at the moment?

I wouldn't call it playing now tbh......

Rayne Wooney

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Rayne if I was to go the United thread I'd ask, when is the DVD coming out of that sensational 0-0 yous had with Burnley? Where would it rank among United performances in the last 10 years? where were you when the game was being played I'm sure everyone will remember? Will there be bonus footage of that other epic 0-0 versus the mighty Liverpool? Will you tell the grandkids about it? I hope you can field some of those, while you're here like....

Didn't Burnley beat you?

Osmosis Jones

Just noticed our W/D/L record matches United's formation.

Potential Underachiever

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

Didn't Burnley beat you?

It's rude to answer a Q with a Q!

I'll humour you and say we did not post page after page of heat maps and stats and talk about how many shots we had and how it was a wonderful performance like Utd fans have been doing.


Now your turn, good lad.

Rayne Wooney

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

It's rude to answer a Q with a Q!

I'll humour you and say we did not post page after page of heat maps and stats and talk about how many shots we had and how it was a wonderful performance like Utd fans have been doing.


Now your turn, good lad.

I vaguely remember Liverpool celebrating a draw as if they won the league.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Progress is progress

magentis

Osmosis Jones wrote: »

Just noticed our W/D/L record matches United's formation.

Made me spray my ipad with coffee:pac::pac::pac:

One_Of_Shanks

Osmosis Jones wrote: »

Just noticed our W/D/L record matches United's formation.

Nicely played :cool:

Osmosis Jones

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

I vaguely remember Liverpool celebrating a draw as if they won the league.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Progress is progress

Must be pretty vague because it's not true, I can understand why you'd rationalise it like that though, it's hard to watch a rival team actually give a shít about their club.

finno

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

I vaguely remember Liverpool celebrating a draw as if they won the league.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Progress is progress

ok

Potential Underachiever

If I ever post crap in the Utd thread while Liverpool are currently being ole'd in a match, then someone please come and take my internet away, it would be a very very low point!

~Rebel~

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

Didn't Burnley beat you?

Don't you have a match to be watching? how's that going?

Rayne Wooney

~Rebel~ wrote: »

Don't you have a match to be watching? how's that going?

To be honest, I didn't want to win it anyway.

Agent Coulson

Waiting for Jose to do a Doughboy in the post match interview.


Oh edit this is the Liverpool thread I thought it was the utd one for a minute.

Potential Underachiever

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Waiting for Jose to do a Doughboy in the post match interview.


Oh edit this is the Liverpool thread I thought it was the utd one for a minute.

Next time I call you on your bs, don't give it the schpeel of being an innocent bystander who's ignoring posters, or all that stalker shyte, you're every bit as bad.

One_Of_Shanks

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

To be honest, I didn't want to win it anyway.

You don't want your own team to win?

WTF?

You need to sort out your priorities fella. Support your team first, talk crap about other teams 2nd (if at all).

nullzero

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

To be honest, I didn't want to win it anyway.

Don't bother arguing with Liverpool fans.
Come on back to the United thread pal, they eat their young around these parts.

NukaCola

Do we even talk about Liverpool Football club in this thread any more?

Potential Underachiever

NukaCola wrote: »

Do we even talk about Liverpool Football club in this thread any more?

Not a thing stopping you.

The floor is all yours.......

Harry Palmr

NukaCola wrote: »

Do we even talk about Liverpool Football club in this thread any more?

What would we even talk about?

Specialist in failure.

I hope he doesn't get sacked though

NukaCola

Harry Palmr wrote: »

What would we even talk about?

Em......yea good point..... :pac:

Osmosis Jones

Harry Palmr wrote: »

What would we even talk about?

Can we get back to breakfast talk?

xabi

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

To be honest, I didn't want to win it anyway.

Lol, read that in a sulky kids voice saying it's my ball im going home

eigrod

@RobHarris Liverpool title. Ian Ayre wins Premier League CEO of the year at @footiebizawards

NukaCola

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Not a thing stopping you.

The floor is all yours.......

Pfft, like I need you opening the floor for me......the floor is always mine, and you best not forget it :pac:

Buford T. Justice XIX

NukaCola wrote: »

Do we even talk about Liverpool Football club in this thread any more?

Nope, all that's done over in the ManU thread;)

martyos121

That an impression of Jose in his hotel room RoboKlopp?

Harry Palmr

eigrod wrote: »

@RobHarris Liverpool title. Ian Ayre wins Premier League CEO of the year at @footiebizawards

Presumably that was for er what? We've hardly heard his name mentioned this year. Or is that it?!

x43r0

Say the line Rayne!

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

To be honest, I didn't want to win it anyway.

rob316

eigrod wrote: »

@RobHarris Liverpool title. Ian Ayre wins Premier League CEO of the year at @footiebizawards

but woodward brought in jose and pogba.

Buford T. Justice XIX

x43r0 wrote: »

Say the line Rayne!

That is a post of rare beauty:D

mosstin

x43r0 wrote: »

Say the line Rayne!

If I could thank a post twice......

Alonso77

Ah jaysus , this Rayne fella must be only a young lad or something. Coming out with some serious infantile stuff, is he the lad who said Klopp got Dortmund relegated at Xmas before he even took over them? ......Or something

Agent Coulson

x43r0 wrote: »

Say the line Rayne!

It just needs to be reposted.

Alonso77

Alonso77 wrote: »

Ah jaysus , this Rayne fella must be only a young lad or something. Coming out with some serious infantile stuff, is he the lad who said Klopp got Dortmund relegated at Xmas before he even took over them? ......Or something

Haha no that was another lad. That was gold tbh.

eyerer

Hahaha

Agent Coulson

https://twitter.com/IngsDanny/status/794259021696004096

Blown away by all the messages, means the world. "LIFE HAS 2 RULES: 1# NEVER QUIT 2#ALWAYS REMEMBER RULE #1"��#LFC

5starpool

mosstin wrote: »

If I could thank a post twice......

Don't worry, rarnes1 has thanked it 8 times, one of the extra was for you.

TitianGerm

x43r0 wrote: »

Say the line Rayne!

Quite possibly one of the greatest posts Boards has ever seen.

We have been graced oh mighty one

~Rebel~

Aspas playing mighty stuff tonight for Celta Vigo since he came on against Ajax, 3-0 down, he set up one and scored another, it's 3-2 now with a few minutes left...

OwaynOTT

It's been done before though. Nothing new in this world

RainMakerToo

He'll score from a corner now to make it 3-3!

mormank

Osmosis Jones wrote: »

You know United are playing at the moment?

Well, actually that's probably why you're here, not an easy viewing are they?

Just you wait til they play Fc Sorph again, or whatever they are called. We will see the might of Pogba and co on that day. :pac:

ShamoBuc

This thread really is comedy gold sometimes.

Rayne...... don't ever change, you are like the gift that keeps on giving !!!