Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours 2016/2017

jesus_thats_gre

dogbert27 wrote: »

Je_suis_Jean;100726977

Anyone who thinks someone employed by the club, particularly someone who always tried his best and never caused any trouble, doesn't deserve that sort of common courtesy shown to them should not be a Liverpool fan. That sort of ignorant behaviour isn't what the club is about.

This is hilarious!

You'll never walk alone my arse!

Kerrigooney

Agent Coulson wrote: »

C***sucker. :pac:

When I saw Mormank's post I Googled Al Swearengen quotes to put one here and just spent the last 15 mins reading them. What a guy.

dogbert27

jesus_thats_gre wrote: »

dogbert27 wrote: »

Je_suis_Jean;100726977

Anyone who thinks someone employed by the club, particularly someone who always tried his best and never caused any trouble, doesn't deserve that sort of common courtesy shown to them should not be a Liverpool fan. That sort of ignorant behaviour isn't what the club is about.

This is hilarious!

You'll never walk alone my arse!

It's time to get down off the high horses here. People are allowed a differing opinion.

In the game today I find it hard to believe that a player can be so out of touch as to what is going on with his career. You and others don't agree with my opinion but that gives you no right to a) question my support to Liverpool Football Club that I have supported for 30 years and b) call me ignorant for my opinion.

I could equally call those who are taking Joe Allen's word as gospel incredibly naive.

BorneTobyWilde

xabi wrote: »

https://twitter.com/themichaelowen/status/766734218047127552

LFC ambassador

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BorneTobyWilde

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/aug/19/jurgen-klopp-guts-key-to-liverpool-title-challenge

BorneTobyWilde

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/philippe-coutinho-not-liverpools-new-8665446

54and56

dogbert27 wrote: »

He was one of the players of the tournament in France so the first decent offer to come in for him of course the club can accept without contacting him.

You can get on or off your high horse as much as you like but you asserted that its OK for the club to sell on a player without contacting him and I disagree. I don't believe it's how LFC would or should behave. The ethos of the club is about treating people with respect and if you think it's OK to sell a player on without contacting him you're just plain wrong. It's nothing to do with opinions.

Damien360

Is this still going on.

The club should have told Allen what offer had come in, as I am sure they have his mobile number, then tell the press. It is the sequence of events that are being argued, not the end result.

54and56

Damien360 wrote: »

Is this still going on.

The club should have told Allen what offer had come in, as I am sure they have his mobile number, then tell the press. It is the sequence of events that are being argued, not the end result.

Clubs, companies, individuals etc all make mistakes and I'd say it's not easy to prevent information leaking out so its entirely forgivable if the club made an error and simply omitted to contact Allen or his agent before the news broke but what's not acceptable IMO is that some "supporters" think it would be OK for the club to do so deliberately. Such behaviour would be ignorant and unprofessional. A bit like calling current or former players "deadwood"

garra

xabi wrote: »

It looked good on paper and it looks good on grass too. Pogba class. The Premier League title is heading to the North West this season.
LFC ambassador

That explains his commentary then

One_Of_Shanks

Damien360 wrote: »

Is this still going on.

The club should have told Allen what offer had come in, as I am sure they have his mobile number, then tell the press. It is the sequence of events that are being argued, not the end result.

God bless the internet. If they met up over a drink it would have been sorted before half a swalley was gone.

School-yard for adults is this internet malarkey.

Neither of them are right or wrong.

The club could have handled it better. But Joe knew he was going for the past 6 months too. We all did.

I'd say Joe and the club care less than some people in this thread.

Just by the way..... Big fan of Joe here, I hope he does really well at Stoke.
Smashing pro and was a bit under-rated by our lot at times.

mosstin

Just been reading back over the last few pagezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

J Mysterio

mosstin wrote: »

Just been reading back over the last few pagezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

What kind of a fan are you? Call yourself a Liverpool fan? Youre a disgrace.

One_Of_Shanks

mosstin wrote: »

Just been reading back over the last few pagezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

Well feck it! I was hoping for an honourable mention when the book came out

martyos121

mosstin wrote: »

Just been reading back over the last few pagezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

Had a stroke there buddy? Keyboard malfunction? Vicious panda attack? Mosstin? MOSSTIN??!

Glico Man

mosstin wrote: »

Just been reading back over the last few pagezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

Someone hit you in the head with a keyboard and is 'Z' the only key left intact?

augustus gloop

Je_suis_Jean wrote: »

ricero wrote: »

Got to hand it to klopp and the club for getting rid of the amount of deadwood in the club.

Really dislike the use of that word to describe a talented footballer who may no longer be wanted by the club but was once deemed good enough to be invited to join the first team squad. If departing players like Allen (in the Euro's squad of the tournament), Benteke and Ibe etc are "deadwood" why do other PL clubs pay large fees, sometimes club records, to secure their services?

Disgusting keyboard warrior stuff you'd never have the ball$ to say to the players face.

Bravo.

do ya hear this lad

Ciano35

Benteke confirmed gone. Best of luck to him

Harry Palmr

Melissa Reddy Verified account ‏@MelissaReddy_ 6m6 minutes ago

Christian Benteke has completed his £32 million (£27m + £5m) switch from #LFC to #CPFC. Reds' fourth-biggest sale when the extras kick in

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Ben Gadot

Any offers for Mario on the go?

Dont be at yourself

Ben Gadot wrote: »

Any offers for Mario on the go?

Anticipating a deadline day loan move to some Italian club!

One_Of_Shanks

Ben Gadot wrote: »

Any offers for Mario on the go?

We wish.

Ya know what, he was the worst signing in the history of the football club imo.

Not the worst player, but the most stupid signing. Because most of us could see the car crash waiting to happen and yet we had a transfer committee, that's an actual bunch of people who all sat around a table and agreed that he was a shrewd signing.

I'd love to have been at that meeting. The smell of hash in the air must have been palpable

Francie Barrett

Dont be at yourself wrote: »

Anticipating a deadline day loan move to some Italian club!

Pescara to offer £3.19 loan fee, a half eaten bag of Tayto and will cover 5% of his wages.

Harry Palmr

Academy Man Utd ‏@AcademyManUtd 4m4 minutes ago

Liverpool u18 XI vs #mufc: Williams; White, Lewis, Masterson, Parker, Coyle, Adekanye, Kane, Gomes, Millar, Dhanda.
Kick-off 11AM.
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Academy Man Utd ‏@AcademyManUtd 6m6 minutes ago
#mufc u18 XI vs Liverpool: Moutha Sebtaoui; Warren, Dunne, Tanner, Sang, Whelan, Dearnley, Buffonge, Gomes, Chong.
Kick-off 11AM

2-0 up Dhanda double after 30 mins.

martyos121

Francie Barrett wrote: »

Pescara to offer £3.19 loan fee, a half eaten bag of Tayto and will cover 5% of his wages.

And we pay the loan fee. Twice.

Umaro

https://twitter.com/chrisbenteke/status/766935006883315712


Beat of luck to him.

At least now we've managed to consolidate losing to bogey teams Aston Villa and Crystal Palace into just losing to Crystal Palace. Money well spent.

MD1990

Hope Benteke doesn't start for Burnley today

https://twitter.com/LFCTransferNRS/status/766937412266102784

Buford T. Justice XIX

Francie Barrett wrote: »

Pescara to offer £3.19 loan fee, a half eaten bag of Tayto and will cover 5% of his wages.

That's funny because it's close to what will actually happen:(

Ben Gadot

Pyjamarama wrote: »

Sadly I think he's right... they look like a good Jose team already. Super solid and they have enough quality to put away their chances. Zlatan is huge for them.. the b@stard.

Still our goal is top 4 and we'll be in the hunt for that.

Think we're better off worrying about ourselves than United. Get the right result today, that's all we can do.

A 2-0 victory over Southampton is certainly not going to give me sleepless nights yet at this stage of the season anyway.

One_Of_Shanks

He's a good pro and seems a likeable fella. I wish him all the best at Burnley, sorry I meant Palace.

Most lads in his situation would have done a lot of bitching but you didn't get that from him, besta luck to the guy.
Good player. Just not suitable to us.

Buford T. Justice XIX

A little piece on Liverpools foundation...

http://www.lfcsorted.com/2016/08/lfcs-creation-and-first-league-title.html

Knex*

Considering everyone and their dog knew he wasn't wanted at Liverpool, that's a great deal from the club.

Would not be surprised if he scored more league goals than any of our strikers this year.

NukaCola

Knex. wrote: »

Considering everyone and their dog knew he wasn't wanted at Liverpool, that's a great deal from the club.

Would not be surprised if he scored more league goals than any of our strikers this year.

I would being honest, Crystal Palace have been absolute muck for a long time and I dont think Benteke addresses the huge problems they have, he'll score but I dont see him getting 15+......

NukaCola

Francie Barrett wrote: »

Pescara to offer £3.19 loan fee, a half eaten bag of Tayto and will cover 5% of his wages.

We are holding out for about three fiddy with the promise of a full bag of Tayto

NukaCola

Ben Gadot wrote: »

Think we're better off worrying about ourselves than United. Get the right result today, that's all we can do.

A 2-0 victory over Southampton is certainly not going to give me sleepless nights yet at this stage of the season anyway.

United look very much like a Mourinho team already and their new signings seem to be integrating well. They haven't been seriously tested but their wins are fairly impressive in terms of performance.

I agree we should only worry about ourselves anyway.....

jcsoulinger

Disappointed to see him gone, I had high hopes when he signed, But if he doesn't fit then its great to get most of the money back on him.

Thats probably 6 points dropped to palace this season tho

J Mysterio

NukaCola wrote: »

United look very much like a Mourinho team already and their new signings seem to be integrating well. They haven't been seriously tested but their wins are fairly impressive in terms of performance.

I agree we should only worry about ourselves anyway.....

They played brilliantly well yesterday but equally Southampton were totally shìte. I think selling their best players every year has finally caught up to them, never mind the manager.

That new manager Puel looks like he isnt up to it. Long worked hard as always and was then subbed with the manager not even looking at him as he came off the field. What a ponce.

They will do poorly this year.

Agent Coulson

martyos121 wrote: »

Let's get the list in here early, comes in handy when you're craving a thanks or two:

Originally Posted by Owayn


panda
saps
sakho/cissohko
that AVB article
sturridge
aresnal
rarnes and mulitple accounts
breakfast
character
spurs
jinx
next year/ our year irony
anfield cat
mada postathons
slow internet and mike/harry
running from the knees
PPG
unbeaten since
3 games in a week
suraez and minus 30 goals a season (or sometyhing along those lines)
and one pound
phoning in dead
relentless
galvanised
hollow victory
bittersweet
roy hodgson
breakfast club

pulling a doughboy
shouldn't have sold
Sakho and painting
I wish him well
Net Spend
Andy Carroll horse gif
The self portrait
Colin Pascoe
Best keeper in the world
Ginger Mig
We're signing Reus
We're signing every good Dortmund player
Roof truss
That Shankly picture where he's telling Rodgers he's shîte
Nervol
rues as a left back
Victory Moses and his 20 goals.
Borini's movement
Enricky and his few recurring jokes - a complete 180 etc
Borini and his sisters lingerie
Sturridge 4.6
Knex hating Sturridge (I think you're lying here turty, we all know you hate him)
Chandsome
**** off Martin
The Fowler/Ian Ayre piggyback pic.
the whole 'thank ****' thing.
leaning
Stewie and his bins
5starpool and being a loser
Hit Der Wuudwurk
Sterling and his babies
Mignoletting
Going OTT.
Keeping <name> will be the best bit of business this summer
Adam/Adams
Doni
Baboon heart
combined first elevens
Mike and being old
Jay Spearing and Pointing
Sturridge and not injury prone
Sturridge and God
Sturridge injury prone
insertwordception
this list


No, we never reus(e) jokes on here.

Deadwood.

Milkers

J Mysterio wrote: »

Long worked hard as always and was then subbed with the manager not even looking at him as he came off the field. What a ponce.

Southampton were 2-0 down at the time but decent amount still on the clock and Long walked slowly off the pitch in a sulk. In the Brian Clough era it was definitely a punchable offence :-)

razorblunt

One_Of_Shanks wrote: »

We wish.

Ya know what, he was the worst signing in the history of the football club imo.

Not the worst player, but the most stupid signing. Because most of us could see the car crash waiting to happen and yet we had a transfer committee, that's an actual bunch of people who all sat around a table and agreed that he was a shrewd signing.

I'd love to have been at that meeting. The smell of hash in the air must have been palpable

While I agree with you 100%, I think it would have been totally different if he scored that header against Spurs.
I think we would have ended up in this predicament anyway but would have been easier to find a buyer as he would have had a few goals at least.

J Mysterio

Milkers wrote: »

Southampton were 2-0 down at the time but decent amount still on the clock and Long walked slowly off the pitch in a sulk. In the Brian Clough era it was definitely a punchable offence :-)

Long was the only player who looked like he might be able to score. Came close on two occasions. Im sure he was frustrated with his teams display. Why Redmond is playing as a striker is beyond me, he's an average winger.

Kerrigooney

One_Of_Shanks wrote: »

We wish.

Ya know what, he was the worst signing in the history of the football club imo.

Not the worst player, but the most stupid signing. Because most of us could see the car crash waiting to happen and yet we had a transfer committee, that's an actual bunch of people who all sat around a table and agreed that he was a shrewd signing.

I'd love to have been at that meeting. The smell of hash in the air must have been palpable

I smoke a bit and I don't think I've ever made a decision as stupid as that one.

Knex*

Joe Allen taking corners for Stoke. I don't think he ever got close to the corner flag when playing for Liverpool.

K-9

NukaCola wrote: »

United look very much like a Mourinho team already and their new signings seem to be integrating well. They haven't been seriously tested but their wins are fairly impressive in terms of performance.

I agree we should only worry about ourselves anyway.....

Way too early yet, City looked odds on after a few games last season.

Get a win today and Arsenal lose would be a good day for us. That isn't Arsenal specific for sensitive souls, any rivals starting poorly is good for us, obviously!

Francie Barrett

NukaCola wrote: »

We are holding out for about three fiddy with the promise of a full bag of Tayto

If it's prawn cocktail - no fcukin' way. Otherwise, maybe :pac:

shamrock55

Le tiss just said on ssn thatif mane plays like he did against arsenal every wk then he will be playing for one of the big boys in Spain next summer,what an ultimate prick he is,the fat lazy cnut

OwaynOTT

shamrock55 wrote: »

Le tiss just said on ssn thatif mane plays like he did against arsenal every wk then he will be playing for one of the big boys in Spain next summer,what an ultimate prick he is,the fat lazy cnut

Janey, we have our summer tour img schedule for next summer sorted all ready.

martyos121

Based on the penalties awarded in the Stoke vs City game, it's safe to say we got rid of Skrtel at the absolute ideal time. They're finally cracking down on shirt-pulling and general grappling in the box.

Pyjamarama

shamrock55 wrote: »

Le tiss just said on ssn thatif mane plays like he did against arsenal every wk then he will be playing for one of the big boys in Spain next summer,what an ultimate prick he is,the fat lazy cnut

He's prob right... tho that would mean we'd likely have top 4 locked up so it wouldn't be the worst.

Thank got Skrtel is gone, if the City game is any indication of how refs are gonna be this season he'd have given away at least 2 penos per game.

sword1

Pyjamarama wrote: »

He's prob right... tho that would mean we'd likely have top 4 locked up so it wouldn't be the worst.

Thank got Skrtel is gone, if the City game is any indication of how refs are gonna be this season he'd have given away at least 2 penos per game.

Came on to post it also, he would have been sent off every game