Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours 2016/2017

Knex*

Super-Rush wrote: »

I got married the day before the Spurs game and had to watch it with a load of mancs and then the Hull game.

I also married a manc.

Better to marry a manc than a manky aul one, so you know, silver linings.

kop77

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5starpool

Knex. wrote: »

Better to marry a manc than a manky aul one, so you know, silver linings.

Debatable. That would seriously be a deal breaker for me unless she was Rachel Riley or something, which being honest, was always on the less likely side of impossible.

ERG89

Not sure if its been posted yet

~Rebel~

ERG89 wrote: »

Not sure if its been posted yet

Love his presser's, gives so much more information than he strictly needs to. Always interesting.


A peek over the fence at their view on things;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFUfPNglGKc

ERG89

Can't believe this week has seen Brad Jones, Yossi Benayoun and Sebastian Coates all playing European football. The latter at the bernabeu no less

martyos121

Brad Jones and Dirk Kuyt, thank you very much.

hadepsx

Ata boy kuyt.

~Rebel~

Ha, singing a bar of You'll Never Walk Alone too

(i know they sing it too, but it's gotta be an extra stab in the heart for United fans and players there)

marklazarcovic

~Rebel~ wrote: »

Ha, singing a bar of You'll Never Walk Alone too

(i know they sing it too, but it's gotta be an extra stab in the heart for United fans and players there)

Gave me an xtra smile anyway

Agent Coulson

Glad we have a manager that doesn't feel the need to throw his players under a bus.

martyos121

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Glad we have a manager that doesn't feel the need to throw his players under a bus.

At least they won't be hurt because it's always parked anyway.

MD1990

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Glad we have a manager that doesn't feel the need to throw his players under a bus.

11 players go into the bus & stay parked on the 18 yard line.

daithijjj

Spotted this on the twitter and thought id drop it here as a public service announcement if any of ye get stuck for a carriage while in town, crackin review in fairness.

martyos121

It's brilliant if you read it in Carra's voice.

Charlie19

Andre Wisdom replaced after 30 minutes in Salzburg's opening game of the EL.

Hopefully it's not too bad of an injury. Well I'd imagine it was an injury and not tactical.

Kerrigooney

"Stripes of Lemo"?? What the hell does that mean?

Harry Palmr

What the **** did I just try to read? :eek:

5starpool

Kerrigooney wrote: »

"Stripes of Lemo"?? What the hell does that mean?

I don't get it either. "Straighter and won"?

Pyjamarama

5starpool wrote: »

I don't get it either. "Straighter and won"?

Straighter is prob straightner which is a barney... which is a rumble.

RainMakerToo

Pyjamarama wrote: »

Straighter is prob straightner which is a barney... which is a rumble.

Barney Rumble? That sounds sort of familiar

NukaCola

Might be a bold move but I'd start Karius against Chelsea.....

NukaCola

u20 vs Qatar u20's highlights...some nice play/goals

https://streamable.com/l417

~Rebel~

NukaCola wrote: »

u20 vs Qatar u20's highlights...some nice play/goals

https://streamable.com/l417

Christ the Qatari's are playing all and sundry these days!

<edit>
Ha, funny wee moment right at the end when the Qatari young fella lamps the pool defender in the head with the ball, when he's trying to knock it back to the centre circle. It's no football in the groin, but still amused me.

daithijjj

Kerrigooney wrote: »

"Stripes of Lemo"?? What the hell does that mean?

Lines of C*ke.

@5star , a scrap between 2 lads.

Im not fluent in scouse but thats the jist i think.

5starpool

NukaCola wrote: »

Might be a bold move but I'd start Karius against Chelsea.....

I'd be surprised if he did. His first game will be Tuesday night.

5starpool

Pyjamarama wrote: »

Straighter is prob straightner which is a barney... which is a rumble.

daithijjj wrote: »

Lines of C*ke.

@5star , a scrap between 2 lads.

Im not fluent in scouse but thats the jist i think.

Straightener makes more sense and I would have got it then. Still not remotely funny though.

Pyjamarama

5starpool wrote: »

Straightener makes more sense and I would have got it then. Still not remotely funny though.

Would 24 year old 5starpool who was out partying every weekend have found it funny?

daithijjj

5starpool wrote: »

Straightener makes more sense and I would have got it then. Still not remotely funny though.

Predictive text and not reading it back is pretty common now. Aye, its not for everyone.

Incidentally, is anyone going tomorrow?, there's a lot of thunder and lightning forecast tomorrow in the south and up to midlands, hail too. Hopefully the fixture goes ahead.

5starpool

Pyjamarama wrote: »

Would 24 year old 5starpool who was out partying every weekend have found it funny?

He probably would not, but he was a bit of a grumpy cúnt too.

ShamoBuc

5starpool wrote: »

He probably would not, but he was a bit of a grumpy cúnt too.

Some things never change I guess

mosstin

~Rebel~ wrote: »

Ha, singing a bar of You'll Never Walk Alone too

(i know they sing it too, but it's gotta be an extra stab in the heart for United fans and players there)

Heart?

ArmaniJeanss

Pyjamarama wrote: »

Would 24 year old 5starpool who was out partying every weekend have found it funny?

It was said of young 5starpool that 'he exhibits the most extraordinary capacity for middle age that I've ever encountered in a young man of twenty-four'.

Or maybe it's a line from a film.

MD1990

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3791591/Roberto-Firmino-reveals-played-defence-17-hopes-manager-Jurgen-Klopp-help-make-Neymar-Liverpool.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

good interview with Firmino. Can see why Klopp loves him.

Agent Coulson

Can we get Skrtel back for this Chelsea game his putting Costa in his pocket over the last couple of seasons were his only highlights for me.

Riesen_Meal

MD1990 wrote: »

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3791591/Roberto-Firmino-reveals-played-defence-17-hopes-manager-Jurgen-Klopp-help-make-Neymar-Liverpool.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

good interview with Firmino. Can see why Klopp loves him.

Nice willingness to improve and learn from Klopp also, happy day's...

TitianGerm

ArmaniJeanss wrote: »

It was said of young 5starpool that 'he exhibits the most extraordinary capacity for middle age that I've ever encountered in a young man of twenty-four'.

Or maybe it's a line from a film.

Did they not say he had great character?

Charlie19

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Can we get Skrtel back for this Chelsea game his putting Costa in his pocket over the last couple of seasons were his only highlights for me.

Hopefully Henderson continues to look after Costa.

Grayditch

With the Bus strikes on tomorrow, how will Chelsea defend?

Ha.

Haha.

Haaaaaaaaaaa.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Grayditch wrote: »

With the Bus strikes on tomorrow, how will Chelsea defend?

Ha.

Haha.

Haaaaaaaaaaa.

https://www.facebook.com/1631164087150148/photos/a.1631168150483075.1073741827.1631164087150148/1751233768476512/?type=3&hc_ref=PAGES_TIMELINE

niallo27

I can't see anything but a liverpool win tomorrow. This game is made for the counter.

secman

niallo27 wrote: »

I can't see anything but a liverpool win tomorrow. This game is made for the counter.

If Liverpool turn up tomorrow, Chelsea get a walkover today.

5starpool

secman wrote: »

If Liverpool turn up tomorrow, Chelsea get a walkover today.

It was tomorrow for him at the time since he is in Canada.

TitianGerm

I'm going to miss the match now. Stupid lady leaving in work, and the rest of the clowns organising a meal for tonight

Ciano35

Matip saying he's going to stay at Liverpool during the African cup:
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/joel-matip-stay-liverpool-go-11893825

Agent Coulson

Isn't there a rule if a player refuses a call up for his Country they can block him from playing for his club while those internationals are being played.

Grayditch

emmetkenny wrote: »

I'm going to miss the match now. Stupid lady leaving in work, and the rest of the clowns organising a meal for tonight

That's like working outside of work, see ya after. If she's leaving she wont be there to hold it against you next week.

See how great with people I am?

NukaCola

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Isn't there a rule if a player refuses a call up for his Country they can block him from playing for his club while those internationals are being played.

No way! Really? Absolutely ridiculous if true.......

NukaCola

Grayditch wrote: »

That's like working outside of work, see ya after. If she's leaving she wont be there to hold it against you next week.

See how great with people I am?

I'm with you on this one......

Knex*

Grayditch wrote: »

With the Bus strikes on tomorrow, how will Chelsea defend?

Ha.

Haha.

Haaaaaaaaaaa.