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    #3572
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Hope you are all finished your lunch!


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    #3573
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Just call it sh1t missus!


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    #3574
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,386 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Solid Matter."
    It's a load of crap, then? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #3575
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Does she live in a sewer?


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    #3576
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,341 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    So they spread human crap on the fields and then we eat the food from these fields?


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    #3577
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,341 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Is there toilet roll mixed in with it?


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    #3578
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,115 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    So they spread human crap on the fields and then we eat the food from these fields?

    Circle of life


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    #3579
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Which Type of faeces smells the worst- Text Poll


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    #3580
    BarryD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭BarryD


    Ah the sewage has to go somewhere missus, that's why you should be paying your 'water charges'. So it can all be handled properly when you flush yer jacks.


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    #3581
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,341 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    "If somebody comes..." lol.


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    #3582
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,341 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    What colour is it?


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    #3583
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,341 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Would the farmers get cash to spread it?


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    #3584
    BarryD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭BarryD


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    So they spread human crap on the fields and then we eat the food from these fields?

    Night soil, they used to call it for cottage gardens. Take the contents of the chamber pots and spread them on yer spuds. How do you think your forebears lived :)


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    #3585
    Red Kev
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Red Kev


    Guidelines are here:

    http://www.irishstatutebook.ie/eli/1998/si/148/made/en/print


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    #3586
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,386 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    So they spread human crap on the fields and then we eat the food from these fields?

    The sewage farms have the loveliest tomatoes. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #3587
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,435 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    you should have read the planning notice you muppet, tough shít, so to speak


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    #3588
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Should I be saving up all my number twos and selling them to a farmer then instead of flushing it down the drain?


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    #3589
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,115 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    I'm on any planning signs like flies on sh1te to be honest, pun intended. Live lahnnnnnnnn really scrapping the barrel now to keep us off Rio.


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    #3590
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,341 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Charlie McCreevy?


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    #3591
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    somesoldiers wrote: »
    Should I be saving up all my number twos and selling them to a farmer then?

    You could but as a pension plan, I wouldn't rate it highly!


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    #3592
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 15,217 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    poo-poo




    Grow up FFS !


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    #3593
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,386 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    It's part of living in the country. The odd stink from crap on the field is no big deal a couple of times a year. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #3594
    Flukey
    Registered Users Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Tying this back to the previous topic, if she has to keep washing her clothes, is she Patricia the stripper?


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    #3595
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    A shít expert.... Jaysus.


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    #3596
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    Rings end.. Nice pun


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    #3597
    PeterTheNinth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭PeterTheNinth


    It's coming from Ring's End .... lol


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    #3598
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,341 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Would there be all bits of shreded jacks roll througout the field when it dries up?


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    #3599
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    This is guy is full of sh1t so to speak.

    ****



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    #3600
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,341 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Pasteurised Poo.


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    #3601
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,386 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    No heavy metals? Not even a grunge band? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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