Liveline thread 12/08/16 to date

ButtersSuki

More dancing on Maury, funny....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0li-wH3W5Yo

ButtersSuki

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

For 2 weeks, KT is covering for him.

He's only just back from holidays! He's almost as bad as Joe.

ButtersSuki

Katy Taylor is out.

Joe's chauffeur will have crashed the car.

ButtersSuki

Boxing will be scratched off Joe's bandwagon after this so to speak.

somesoldiers

Takings will be down in the Martello Bar tonight

ButtersSuki

Joe's researchers frantically trying to get Billy Walsh for tomorrow's show.

iamnotme

Was listening to the show at work so apologies. It really sounds like Duffy is working on a book about the Childers of the Troubles. Somebody better talk him out of it, these things are far too recent and too emotional. He is an absolute obtuse buffoon. And I'm being polite.

furiousox

Driving along, lovely blue sky, sunglasses on, window down, temp of 24 degrees.
I turn on the radio and the ghoul is talking about dead children, I turned off quicker than if it was "funny" friday.
Joe, the misery obsessed depressant knew it was sunny outside and decided to do something about it!

PeterTheNinth

Duffy with his "GOOO OONN KATE TAYLOR".

I can imagine the chauffeur turning around to Joe in the car and saying "Mr Duffy, Miss Taylor lost the pugilism match", and Joe responding with "I KNOW THAT, I KNOW THAT, I KNOW THAT".

BPKS

The Irish public are desperately jumping off the Women's Boxing bandwagon and straight onto the Women's sailing bandwagon as I type. I hope nobody gets hurt in the process.

ButtersSuki

BPKS wrote: »

The Irish public are desperately jumping off the Women's Boxing bandwagon and straight onto the Women's sailing bandwagon as I type. I hope nobody gets hurt in the process.

Joe: And wat colour is de bandwagon?

ButtersSuki

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

Duffy with his "GOOO OONN KATE TAYLOR".

I can imagine the chauffeur turning around to Joe in the car and saying "Mr Duffy, Miss Taylor lost the pugilism match", and Joe responding with barking back in reply "I KNOW THAT DAT, I KNOW THAT DAT, I KNOW THAT DAT".

FYP.

ButtersSuki

Joe will be glued to Channel 5 tonight at 10pm, they're showing a programme called "One Punch Killers".

Itssoeasy

http://www.rte.ie/archives/category/society/2015/0313/686918-haunted-house-in-longford/

31 years too late but you know Joe would have been all over this.

Joe: and fr Whoy would you not go back into the house so to speak ?
Priest: because the family are doing my head in Joe.

Harry Angstrom

Well that's the end of the badminton craze - all 48 hours of it. Joe will be an expert in diving tomorrow. He'll probably have Dingley's granny on line one, but WHOY did he first start diving for Britain, so to speak?

CarrickMcJoe

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

Well that's the end of the badminton craze - all 48 hours of it. Joe will be an expert in diving tomorrow. He'll probably have Dingley's granny on line one, but WHOY did he first start diving for Britain, so to speak?

Yep, and I couldn't help but notice how many empty seats there was, which begs the question, What the hell was his mudder on about that she can't get tickets??

ButtersSuki

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

Well that's the end of the badminton craze - all 48 hours of it. Joe will be an expert in diving tomorrow. He'll probably have Dingley's granny on line one, but WHOY did he first start diving for Britain, so to speak?

Will bet Joe's salary she won't say this:

Like a lot of "our born in Blighty but dual-qualified" athletes his first desire was to dive for the country of his birth but with him ranked 18th in Britain and just 2 spots on the team he made a pragmatic decision to declare for Ireland discovered his true calling for coddle, his ancestry, the green green grass of home, the music of Nathan Carter (a Liverpudlian), plus the chance to be on The Ray D'Arcy show and the choice was made then so to speak.

somesoldiers

Wonder will God be on the LL today explaining why he let the other girl beat our Katie?

Itssoeasy

somesoldiers wrote: »

Wonder will God be on the LL today explaining why he let the other girl beat our Katie?

Joe: and God whoy did you not want Katie to win the pugilistic contest so to speak ?
God:........ You're a langer Duffy.
Joe: back after these.

djemba djemba

Another victory for Joe. 2,000 extra places in the Dublin Marathon.

ButtersSuki

Itssoeasy wrote: »

Joe: and God whoy did you not want Katie to win the pugilistic contest so to speak ?
God:........ You're a langer Duffy.
Joe: back after these.

Despite the claims of its residents, God is not from Cork.

He actually doesn't exist, but that's a moot point.

Itssoeasy

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Itssoeasy wrote: »

Joe: and God whoy did you not want Katie to win the pugilistic contest so to speak ?
God:........ You're a langer Duffy.
Joe: back after these.

Despite the claims of its residents, God is not from Cork.

He actually doesn't exist, but that's a moot point.

I don't believe the good people of cork claim that God is from there. They say that heaven is the price of a local call caller.

Itssoeasy

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Itssoeasy wrote: »

Joe: and God whoy did you not want Katie to win the pugilistic contest so to speak ?
God:........ You're a langer Duffy.
Joe: back after these.

Despite the claims of its residents, God is not from Cork.

He actually doesn't exist, but that's a moot point.

I don't believe the good people of cork claim that God is from there. They say that heaven is the price of a local call caller.

ButtersSuki

Itssoeasy wrote: »

http://www.rte.ie/archives/category/society/2015/0313/686918-haunted-house-in-longford/

31 years too late but you know Joe would have been all over this.

Joe: and fr Whoy would you not go back into the house so to speak ?
Priest: because the family are doing my head in Joe.

31 years? Sure that was only yesterday (in Joe's mind).

If he or the researchers do be readin' de thread and brings this up you're looking a ban Itsso!

:pac:

ButtersSuki

Itssoeasy wrote: »

I don't believe the good people of cork claim that God is from there. They say that heaven is the price of a local call caller.

Why not build a statue of God beside the Moby Dick seat in Yoghal then to celebrate this wonderful, magnificent news so to speak?

ButtersSuki

As shockingly awful and cringeworthy as the "Row, row, row your boat" "thing" was last Friday, the complete lack of self-awareness internally in RTE about it was evidenced by the fact that Joe felt the "creator" of the piece deserved special mention on yesterday's show.

You really do have to wonder WTF is going on in there?

sligojoek

ButtersSuki wrote: »

As shockingly awful and cringeworthy as the "Row, row, row your boat""thing" was last Friday, the complete lack of self-awareness internally in RTE about it was evidenced by the fact that Joe felt the "creator" of the piece deserved special mention on yesterday's show.

You really do have to wonder WTF is going on in there?

It made the Aer Lingus thing look like Grammy award material.

sligojoek

Ronnie Drew'a 8th anniversary today. I wonder will he give it a mention. Ronan Collins just played The Azoo song.

Itssoeasy

ButtersSuki wrote: »

WhyWHOY not build a statue of God beside the Moby Dick seat in YoUghal then to celebrate this wonderful, magnificent news so to speak?

Ah butters us cork people are nothing if not modest and reserved and don't want to brag or bring attention to that fact.

Itssoeasy

sligojoek wrote: »

Ronnie Drew'a 8th anniversary today. I wonder will he give it a mention. Ronan Collins just played The Azoo song.

Are any of the dubliners alive so to speak ? If so then yes.