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    #7922
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,360 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    An ad for the Wild Atlantic Way, mentioning bobbing around in a boat, immediately followed by a slot on the death of the Coastguard woman.
    A bit unfortunate on the timing, I thought. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #7923
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Red Kev wrote: »
    Next time funny Friday is in Waterford I'm going down and painting "Fcuk off back to Dublin Joe"* on it.


    *Will that fit?

    It will if you don't paint a Muriel of his necks..:pac:


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    #7924
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    This lad is holier than thou and knows all ...


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    #7925
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Sudden Total Swim Failure, didn't realise it was called that, would have just thought drowning


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    #7926
    PeterTheNinth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭PeterTheNinth


    Oh ffs, do we need EVERY minute detail?

    I'd say this lad's autobiography is 1,000,000,000 pages long.


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    #7927
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    I wonder when he'll get on to telling us us what his favourite humming noise is. :rolleyes:


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    #7928
    PeterTheNinth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭PeterTheNinth


    You can't fight the moonlight either, apparently?


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    #7929
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,360 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    But look on the bright side, caller. When you survive you feel just so damned refreshed. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #7930
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users Posts: 6,511 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Ice bucket challenge was probably nothing to this fella!!!


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    #7931
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    This is JUST what the communities of Doolin,Kilkee and Liscannor need to hear..


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    #7932
    PeterTheNinth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭PeterTheNinth


    So she didn't wait for you to drown and then ring the coastguard?


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    #7933
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    I'm waiting for the shark to appear!!


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    #7934
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,360 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Can tell he relished every minute of it. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #7935
    BarryD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭BarryD


    Made a big impression on him, as it would. Retired school teacher??


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    #7936
    woejus
    Registered Users Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭woejus


    I wonder is Joe kicking himself that he didn't put in the 75 minutes today, missed out on some death


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    #7937
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,360 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    PeterTheNinth wrote: »
    You can't fight the moonlight either, apparently?

    Or the boogie. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #7938
    woejus
    Registered Users Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭woejus


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Or the boogie.

    Is the boogie not to blame?


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    #7939
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Can tell he relished every minute of it.

    This lad was on the radio before,was also on with Miriam last season..


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    #7940
    Red Kev
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Red Kev


    We were on the cable car, saw him being swept out. By the time we got to the mainland, asked what happened and got into the car to drive away two rescue boats and the chopper were there. Can't be more than 10-15 mins. Crazy stuff and incredible that they got there that quick.

    Glad to see he made it, I checked the paper the next day but there was no word of it.


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    #7941
    Yakuza
    Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    Could be a plug for a one-off TV movie.


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    #7942
    BarryD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭BarryD


    Does he not mean the mountain rescue. The coastguard could hardly sail into the Gap of Dunloe.


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    #7943
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,360 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Yakuza wrote: »
    Could be a plug for a one-off TV movie.

    Need some redneck accordian players to really make it a hit, though. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #7944
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    So he called his mates for a dig out...


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    #7945
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    BarryD wrote: »
    Does he not mean the mountain rescue. The coastguard could hardly sail into the Gap of Dunloe.

    SHHH,this is his moment !!:confused:


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    #7946
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,323 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Anyone going out to sea without a lifejacket is a fool.


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    #7947
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,360 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Anyone going out to sea without a lifejacket is a fool.

    A boat's quite important, too. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #7948
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    Has he got his own clamps?


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    #7949
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,360 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    CarrickMcJoe wrote: »
    Has he got his own clamps?
    I doubt he'd want to use Joe's.
    That drawer is triple-locked in the absence of the Duffster. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #7950
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users Posts: 6,511 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    A boat's quite important, too.

    Remember yer man that had his boat going out to the Skelligs, i think he didnt have any life jackets in his boat, when a caller asked "how would he feel if a member of the public went overboard"

    Reply: "When it happens, i'll get back to ya on it". Priceless!!!


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    #7951
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Is this a wind up! The college should deal with the housing crisis, ffs!


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