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    #782
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    What colour was her pee?

    It was shoyte coloured.


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    #783
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    More Dubalin is an unadulterated kip news, so to speak.....


    I've just come back to my car parked in Dubalin City Centre to find an unwell person urinating on my bonnet - it gets better, it's a woman. She and her unwell friends are also shooting up in a lane way beside the car. It's just after 2 o'clock in the afternoon FFS.

    Who can I call to express my disgust and outrage about this?
    Brazilian or Vu-Vu-Zwela?


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    #784
    Itssoeasy
    Registered Users Posts: 39,823 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    Jesus your man is just on having a cry.

    This women at least seems sensible.


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    #785
    djemba djemba
    Registered Users Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    This lad could be in tears soon


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    #786
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    woejus wrote: »
    Do you have a gashcam?


    FYP


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    #787
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    woejus wrote: »
    Do you have a dashcam?

    No says I.....thankfully in this case.


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    #788
    Itssoeasy
    Registered Users Posts: 39,823 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    All right you have three jobs to fill. Jesus Christ shut up.


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    #789
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,343 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    woejus wrote: »
    Do you have a dashcam?

    Or a splashcam? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #790
    PeterTheNinth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭PeterTheNinth


    I sort of knew the line "And where is the Minister, Joe?" was coming. Did Leo Varadkar design the website or something?


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    #791
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    WHOY is it a joke ...idiot...


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    #792
    Itssoeasy
    Registered Users Posts: 39,823 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    Lads tell me when that lad is off. I've turned the radio volume down. He was doing my head in.


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    #793
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,309 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    It was shoyte coloured.

    I know vomit is acidic and fecks up paintwork if not cleared, pee/shoyte might be similar.


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    #794
    monkey9
    Registered Users Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭monkey9


    If you're so busy caller, get off the bleedin' radio.


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    #795
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    The Jobs Ireland site is like a bad Wordpress blog.

    https://www.jobsireland.ie/#/browse-jobs

    ****



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    #796
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Most people are still at work.

    Not Ray D'arcy nor Sean O'Rourke.


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    #797
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,343 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Carrick Flowers, is it? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #798
    Itssoeasy
    Registered Users Posts: 39,823 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    Best flowers in the country ? Is it the carlsberg of flowers or what ?


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    #799
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Your fukin hilarious...is it Friday already


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    #800
    PeterTheNinth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭PeterTheNinth


    Del.Monte wrote: »
    The Jobs Ireland site is like a bad Wordpress blog.

    https://www.jobsireland.ie/#/browse-jobs

    I heard the guy who coded it showed it to a prospective employer and not even he could get a job out of it.


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    #801
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    She also wiped herself.

    Pic attached.


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    #802
    Itssoeasy
    Registered Users Posts: 39,823 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    I don't know about ye lads but I don't check my load.


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    #803
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    AdWatch 2:

    Farm Safety (RSA -State)
    Toyota (Commercial)
    RTE supporting the Arts (State)

    Score: State 4 Commercial 1


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    #804
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,343 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    She also wiped herself.

    Pic attached.

    At least she did it in a no-parking slot. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #805
    miece16
    Registered Users Posts: 597 ✭✭✭miece16


    Del.Monte wrote: »
    The Jobs Ireland site is like a bad Wordpress blog.

    https://www.jobsireland.ie/#/browse-jobs

    they must have used the default blog template
    image.png




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    #806
    Itssoeasy
    Registered Users Posts: 39,823 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    Facebukkke so to speak.


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    #807
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,309 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    More segretation sheite with people wanting to tell the world they are gay/straight/all bases/undefined/self pleasured.


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    #808
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Another "I have the right to be offended" caller.


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    #809
    Itssoeasy
    Registered Users Posts: 39,823 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    8th ammendment. This could get nasty.


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    #810
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,309 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    There should be a vote on it every 20 years or so and take whatever position goes in that vote each time.


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    #811
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    At least she did it in a no-parking slot.

    She did it on the corner of my bonnet, squatting so to speak.

    That's the aftermath.

    It's a disgrace Joe.

    I did try and speak to her but she was incoherent so to speak.


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