Liveline thread 12/08/16 to date

foggy_lad

Dan Jaman wrote: »

This guy needs a huge MEP pension.

or Masseys on speed-dial

iamnotme

Del.Monte wrote: »

Now his hearing is going. All we need now is somebody posh to make a full set for the show.

Well Done! well Done!

somesoldiers

You don't need Life Assurance for a mortgage, you can sign a waiver that says you understand that you do not have LA once you can prove you can't get cover or only at a prohibitive premium

http://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/housing/owning_a_home/buying_a_home/mortgage_protection.html

The Competition and Consumer Protection Commission publishes detailed information on mortgage protection insurance.

Exceptions to legal requirement

You do not have to take out mortgage protection insurance if:
•You are aged over 50 or
•The mortgage is not on your principal private residence (your home) or
•You cannot get the insurance, or can only get it at a much higher premium than normal or
•You already have enough life insurance to pay off the home loan if you die

TheHomeService

Ooooh!

Mr Posh morphing into Mr Angry on air!

constitutionus

fkn episode of the walking dead here today lads !

SEPT 23 1989

getting chest pains just listening to this

Dan Jaman

Sounds grim, right enough.

woejus

stuck into my groin... up into my heart...

while liveline played on the RTE player in the background

Dan Jaman

Go on, dig for the pain, Joe.

BPKS

woejus wrote: »

stuck into my groin... up into my heart...

while liveline played on the RTE player in the background

Followed by the Ray D'Arcy show.

TheHomeService

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Go on, dig for the pain, Joe.

Well done, caller!

Atlantic Dawn

Wonder are there additional services they offer during the 8 hours if you put the extra few bob down so to speak?

Dan Jaman

"Stop"?
Can this man ask any more stupid questions?

0127647

These boys would fit in well with the British Olympic team

woejus

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Wonder are there additional services they offer during the 8 hours if you put the extra few bob down so to speak?

Del.Monte

Okay, Joe wins and the surgery descriptions are making me feel ill so the radio's off.

0127647

Who comforted you?

You Joe with your dulcet tones

Dan Jaman

Waste of a good opportunity to catch up on unwatched movies.

BPKS

So he's been onto Liveline a good few times and got nowhere.

PauloMN

He's done loads in his life, but he's got no pension? There's long term planning at its finest!

iamnotme

He's gonna have another cardiac live on air.

TheHomeService

"Long may you trive, Simon", gushes Joe.

Joe, may I introduce you to the letter combination TH?

Dan Jaman

PauloMN wrote: »

He's done loads in his life, but he's got no pension? There's long term planning at its finest!

To be fair, he probably doesn't reckon on being around for the full span. Of course, advances in medicine might make him feel a bit put out when he lives way past his expected lot.

Atlantic Dawn

Looks like PBH is doing Crimecall again tonight, thought he was giving it up? It would be gold if Joe had to cover Crimecall when PBH was off..."A gold coloured car was interfered with so to speak outside the gates of the parish graveyard...."

Living Off The Splash

Easy show for Duffy today. Probably told to let the callers talk, after last week.

I see Yew Ormond produced that one.

iamnotme

Point is Crowley isn't turning up for work. And if they want to argue that he can do it from home, then let them all do it from home. No more expenses, and pay full rate tax.

HeidiHeidi

Well, I couldn't face into the programme based on the advance notice (of what probably wouldn't be coming up) - and looks like I was right.

I nearly fell asleep just reading the thread.

Either Joe has been told to tone it down (a LOT), or the researchers kept him quiet by putting the most boring callers they could find on air.

I feel another extended Lahvline holiday coming up.

iamnotme

Dan Jaman wrote: »

To be fair, he probably doesn't reckon on being around for the full span. Of course, advances in medicine might make him feel a bit put out when he lives way past his expected lot.

Reminds me of a Somerset Maugham story I read years ago. Never thought I'd be saying that on this thread.

padd b1975

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Looks like PBH is doing Crimecall again tonight, thought he was giving it up? It would be gold if Joe had to cover Crimecall when PBH was off..."A gold coloured car was interfered with so to speak outside the gates of the parish graveyard...."

Could whoever stole it drop the keys into a local presbytery?

ButtersSuki

Looks like I missed a classic do so to speak....not.

As for the collective term for JDs, how about:

A funeral of Duffys?