Liveline thread 12/08/16 to date

furiousox

Show highlight was when Joe was muttering an aside and the 3 heart attacks caller said "Sorry, I can't hear you" and Joe says "Oh I was just talking to myself".
Sure carry on Joe, you're only live on the national airwaves, sorry for disturbing you there!

Odyssey 2005

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I've been roped into something on Mondays and Tuesdays at Lahv Lahn time for the next few weeks so to speak.

Find him GUILTY and vote to hang him

ButtersSuki

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Find him GUILTY and vote to hang him

I was called for jury duty when I was in college in the summer of 1995. I didn't want to do it under any circumstances so on the first day I asked "is this going to like OJ?" aloud within earshot of both sets of solicitors hoping/knowing i'd be disqualified immediately for doing so (the OJ trial was on at the time). Plan worked so to speak.

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I was called for jury duty when I was in college in the summer of 1995. I didn't want to do it under any circumstances so on the first day I asked "is this going to like OJ?" aloud within earshot of both sets of solicitors hoping/knowing i'd be disqualified immediately for doing so (the OJ trial was on at the time). Plan worked so to speak.

Oh, I found the simple way was to want to affirm. Instant objection from one side. STuff it, I thought. I could see that happening every time, so just went home and had a bad dose of the runs from a dodgy curry, that unfortunately precluded me from any jury-like activities for the rest of the week.

snubbleste

Duffy hosting and moderating a meeting on croyme in De Kip 7pm Wednesday
Book your ticket now cityhall @ dublincity.ie or calling 01 2222918/2204.

ButtersSuki

snubbleste wrote: »

Duffy hosting and moderating a meeting on croyme in De Kip 7pm Wednesday
Book your ticket now cityhall @ dublincity.ie or calling 01 2222918/2204.

I just has de two questions Joe:

Wan) WHOY did you call de city of Dubalin an unadulterated kip Joe? And do you tink dat helped create a positive or negative impression of de city so to speak?

Too) Why do you always give deeze criminals such a soft ride on yer show? Is it because de mudder of yer pal Brindin O'Cardle is pals wit de mudder a wan a de croyme fambilies so to speak?

ButtersSuki

snubbleste wrote: »

Duffy hosting and moderating a meeting on croyme in De Kip 7pm Wednesday
Book your ticket now cityhall @ dublincity.ie or calling 01 2222918/2204.

He'll probably take Wednesday off to "prepare" (lol) for that, and Thursday too to recover.

sligojoek

He be taking time off Wednesday to prepare and Thursday off to recover.

foggy_lad

ButtersSuki wrote: »

He'll probably take Wednesday off to "prepare" (lol) for that, and Thursday too to recover.

Joe speaks

sligojoek wrote: »

He be taking time off Wednesday to prepare and Thursday off to recover.

Joe's interpreter speaks

sligojoek

foggy_lad wrote: »

Joe speaks


Joe's interpreter speaks

Great moinds think aloike, so to speak.

PeterTheNinth

Just heard some guy on NT this morning say that there is some community meeting to discuss what to do about the drugs/crime gangs in a particular area of Dublin, and it was mentioned that it was being chaired by Joe Duffy. :eek:

Wait til somebody says something that he doesnt like and the chair will be full in with a "dont give me any of your oul guff".

Atlantic Dawn

snubbleste wrote: »

Duffy hosting and moderating a meeting on croyme in De Kip 7pm Wednesday
Book your ticket now cityhall @ dublincity.ie or calling 01 2222918/2204.

I presume hope DCC are not paying him fees to do this.

foggy_lad

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I presume hope DCC are not paying him fees to do this.

On top of the RTE overtime rate and the Taxi fares and the slap-perup feed and vat of claret afterwards

ButtersSuki

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I presume hope DCC are not paying him fees to do this.

Unfortunately I'd suspect they are. I can't see Duffy doing anything like this for free.

SEPT 23 1989

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

Just heard some guy on NT this morning say that there is some community meeting to discuss what to do about the drugs/crime gangs in a particular area of Dublin, and it was mentioned that it was being chaired by Joe Duffy. :eek:

Wait til somebody says something that he doesnt like and the chair will be full in with a "dont give me any of your oul guff".

I hope it goes as well as the World Cup homecoming

foggy_lad

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

I hope it goes as well as the World Cup homecoming

What happened then? did the bauld Joe throw the childer off the open top bus?

SEPT 23 1989

foggy_lad wrote: »

What happened then? did the bauld Joe throw the childer off the open top bus?

it was a watch from behind the couch toe curlingly cringey performance

duffs face says it all

MC Duffy

foggy_lad

Ah that face just asks nay begs WTAF is this clown asking me?

Atlantic Dawn

Damien Duff Dizziness so to speak..."Dao" is loving being next to such a pro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmJfxpSJLrY

foggy_lad

Does Dao, Damo or even Damian know who that padro pio person is? That look from him that says "will ya ever F......." erm "enouf a yeser aul Guff Joe" really should have told those in charge to fire & shoot Duffy from the big Circus cannon!


Any preveiw of what we can expect from the lahve lihn today

somesoldiers

I think I have been listening to too many Funny Fridays.

3 lads were sitting at a table in the canteen just now eating take out from Michie Sushi, newly opened branch up the road here. I walked over and said "Enjoying the Micky lads?"

where do I sign up for FF?

foggy_lad

somesoldiers wrote: »

I think I have been listening to too many Funny Fridays.

3 lads were sitting at a table in the canteen just now eating take out from Michie Sushi, newly opened branch up the road here. I walked over and said "Enjoying the Micky lads?"

where do I sign up for FF?

Ah jaysus that one is older than Sil Fox

Red Kev

foggy_lad wrote: »

......... really should have told those in charge to fire & shoot Duffy from the big Circus cannon!

Should have done a Fr Jack and said "How did that gobshlte get on the radio!"

Today is something about a woman waiting 24 hours for A&E and more graveyard shenanigans from RTE reporters and cameramen at funerals tabloid photographers.

foggy_lad

Red Kev wrote: »

Should have done a Fr Jack and said "How did that gobshlte get on the radio!"

Today is something about a woman waiting 24 hours for A&E and more graveyard shenanigans from RTE reporters and cameramen at funerals tabloid photographers.

Same auld shoite as yesterday then!

ButtersSuki

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Damien Duff Dizziness so to speak..."Dao" is loving being next to such a pro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmJfxpSJLrY

I'd never seen that clip before so to speak as I'm not a fan per se of de Irish futeball teem and de best fans in de wurild or John "The Baptist" Delaney so to speak.

A few observations:
1) good to see the "Well done! Well done!"s are not reserved for salt a de irths - he's been using them with premiership football millionaires since 2002 so to speak
2) the look on Damien Duff's face and the "WTF?" grimaces when Duffy is talking to him are priceless
3) Duffy thought he was hilarious with his DDD joke
4) the 2016 version looks like he actually ate the 2002 version - Joe wasn't dining in l'Ecrivain and coiffing 4 bottles of Bollinger '57 a night back then by the looks of things

CarrickMcJoe

ButtersSuki wrote: »

3) Duffy thought he was hilarious with his DDD joke
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Thought DDD was a reference to Joe's moobs.!!

SEPT 23 1989

tell us how crap we are

TheHomeService

Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Mary.

somesoldiers

could you not find a nice Irish lad?

Atlantic Dawn

It's money laundering legislation so to speak.