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    #10712
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    "what restaurant do you work in Hoseeee?


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    #10713
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    TheHomeService wrote: »
    Will Hose B be on next?

    No, his cousin Jesus is on next!


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    #10714
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Is that the policeman from brasil back on to get his apology from Joe?


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    #10715
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Entitled - BINGO!!


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    #10716
    constitutionus
    Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    "open a non resident account"

    ah the aul bank tricks dont go easy.

    :D


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    #10717
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    You're Irish, so to speak


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    #10718
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    try and open an account in Jersey and see what they tell you


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    #10719
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    try and open an account in Jersey and see what they tell you

    We'll soon find out if Joe or Yew Ormond is reading the thread!


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    #10720
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,324 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Opening an account in any EU country is the same, it's money laundering legislation.


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    #10721
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Get a utility bill put a sticky on with your own address, photocopy- repeat until it looks good. they wont check


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    #10722
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    a reference from Jim Bergerac would have done


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    #10723
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,324 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Those rules are there to protect your daughter.


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    #10724
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    What's her difference?


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    #10725
    Fujitsu10
    Registered Users Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭Fujitsu10


    Why don't everyone operate on the Bertie system......... NO BANK ACCOUNT...


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    #10726
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Those rules are there to protect your daughter.

    Great point, caller!


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    #10727
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    If she's looking after her daughters affairs, why doesn't she open a second account in her own name?


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    #10728
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,879 ✭✭✭signostic


    jayses, its a slow day on da oul lavlahn today... :-O


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    #10729
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,361 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Joe's bank card is Platinum. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #10730
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,324 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    It's a photo ID, how could it be used by anyone else?


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    #10731
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Joe's bank card is Platinum.

    And encrusted with diamonds


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    #10732
    0127647
    Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭0127647


    could be used for ID theft

    Hang up the phone joe


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    #10733
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    I dunno why they cant do these social welfare cards in the NDLS centres, use these for all documents passports etc


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    #10734
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Ah stop the person who finds the card is highly unlikely to look so like your daughter they'd go open an account!


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    #10735
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    It's very valuable. So don't lose the fecking thing!!!!!


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    #10736
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,721 ✭✭✭sudzs


    All this talk of showing bank cards is making Joe very cranky!


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    #10737
    Red Kev
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Red Kev


    TheHomeService wrote: »
    What's her difference?

    Heard it over the weekend that it's no longer PC to say that now, Instead it's...

    "and how are they challenged?"


    Mindboggling.


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    #10738
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    No you can't have a different card, all the other people in the country with bus passes (which there are 100,000's of 1000's of them) that's their public service card are happy. Whoy do you want special treatment.


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    #10739
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,361 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Fujitsu10 wrote: »
    Why don't everyone operate on the Bertie system......... NO BANK ACCOUNT...

    Just a dig-out is all that's needed. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #10740
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    What is Joe up too, with all this talk of returning he hasn't touched the hair brained tax incentive scheme mentioned today has he?


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    #10741
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    pc7 wrote: »
    No you can't have a different card, all the other people in the country with bus passes (which there are 100,000's of 1000's of them) that's their public service card are happy. Whoy do you want special treatment.

    And if you are likely to lose the combined card, surely you are just as likely to lose the separate ID and Bus Pass cards!!!


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