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Liveline thread 12/08/16 to date

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  • Registered Users Posts: 16,965 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    I await the day that Joe opens the lid on the Catholic Church and all the money and property they were let by gullible fools who believed they were going to heaven by leaving the church their houses, property, farms etc. and all they earned in their lives.

    He touched on it with jewellery for some items or other last year but I'd say he's afraid to delve too deep into it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 82,335 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    The grant would just about cover the opening of the grave by the council.


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    You cover death EVERY day Joe..


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    €1200?
    Cheap funeral?


  • Registered Users Posts: 82,335 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Ffs, 5 minutes in and the issue is whoy the priest at a funeral gets €150.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 39,386 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Pharmacists, bookies and undertakers.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,109 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Priest on the same rate as Joe


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,386 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Not paying that; he didn't give me value for money, the blaggard."
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Y.A.W. fukin N


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    €1200?
    Cheap funeral?



    at least 6K for a bog standard funeral I heard


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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,435 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    i losing the will to live listening to this. Even Joe sounds like he will nod off


  • Registered Users Posts: 82,335 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    It's like when you bring your car in for a service and some chancers automatically replace the wipers whether those you have are brand new or not.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭monkey9


    Would you get to the point caller or is this just a general ramble?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Money grabbing Palmolives - Joe gets into a lather.

    Money grabbing Padre - Joe doesn't give a flying feck.


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,386 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "The Palmarian charlatan." :)
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 983 ✭✭✭misslemon


    This is the story they tweeted about that I posted upthread!

    "Coming up next on #liveline - 'Church offerings' and other payments that funeral directors make to priests. Are you happy to pay them?"

    What in the name of God was the past ten minutes for when it's phrased so succinctly there?


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    The PalmarIan charleton...Hugh court >>>>>


  • Registered Users Posts: 82,335 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    at least 6K for a bog standard funeral I heard

    In Dublin grave alone can be €4k and that's a "cheap" one, then another €500 plus for a few lads to dig the grave from the council, then a €50 or more "fee" for a permit to put up a headstone, tis a shakedown.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    They probably said "no" coz they knew they were getting it off the undertaker


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,386 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    A gesture? You seriously expected them to actually do it for nothing?
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭monkey9


    Jesus, what another pointless call.


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Is the cost of dying now greater than the cost of living?


  • Registered Users Posts: 330 ✭✭Bodhran


    The undertaker looks after all the disbursements on behalf of the family. It would be unusual for the family to make those disbursements themselves on the day of the funeral.


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Why didn't you just ask the undertaker ya dope..


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,386 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    You could have saved €450 by bringing in your own JCB.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Back to inga. Great stuff.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,109 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    My uncles dug into my grandads grave to put my grannys ashes in (they were in a little box), the graveyard wanted an extortionate amount to do it. So we just did it ourselves, didn't need her on file/record there.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭monkey9


    What the bleedin' Hell are we back to Inge for???


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,386 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Inge sounds like a great crack.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


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    Joe is in his element - truly mind crushing stuff.


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