Liveline thread 12/08/16 to date

That_Guy

"Maybe they'll get a grip"

Been a while since I've heard that Duffyism.

Mike Guide 69

Rats ringing the bells now!!!

PeterTheNinth

FizzBorough.

Dan Jaman

TheHomeService wrote: »

If Duffy says Fizzburr again, I'll scream.

You may.

Itssoeasy

"There's the bells ringing."

Atlantic Dawn

Surprised no animal rights campaigner hasn't called in about the rat cull so to speak.

Dan Jaman

Joe glances at the clock and sees there's not much time left to fill with nonsense.

Atlantic Dawn

Back on the topic of rats

ButtersSuki

He introduced her as Mar-ree, then calls her Marie.

TheHomeService

Duffy just called your one Mahhhhreee and Marie, in the same sentence.

Dan Jaman

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Surprised no animal rights campaigner hasn't called in about the rat cull so to speak.

De poor little ratties have a right to live in the glorious freedom and sunshine of the countryside.

That_Guy

"A Word document"

Bleedin' amateurs.

ButtersSuki

I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT!

baldbear

Pat Hickey segment & rats all combined.

ButtersSuki

"whistled up" - that's a new one.

Red Kev

Catch 50 live rats, divide into male and female.

Place them into large metal barrels or equivalent.

Do not feed.

They will get hungry and start to kill and eat each other.

When you have 3 of each left pair them off, feed them on live rats that you catch. Keep doing this until the young are also eating other rats.

Release rats into problem area, they'll kill and eat the other rats before eating waste.

Takes a few months but it works according to my grand uncle.

PeterTheNinth

Why the f**k is he getting so ratty with this woman.

Oh god, I'm doing it now ..

ButtersSuki

20%?

Pales in comparison to your fees Joe.

Atlantic Dawn

Joe not having much rage for these professional tout outfits.

Dan Jaman

baldbear wrote: »

Pat Hickey segment & rats all combined.

Ooh... perhaps Joe is sending a message about his true feelings on the matter.
I doubt it though; that would be a bit subtle for him.

ButtersSuki

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yI1hjITn8Q

Uncle Ben

Red Kev wrote: »

Catch 50 live rats, divide into male and female.

Place them into large metal barrels or equivalent.

Do not feed.

They will get hungry and start to kill and eat each other.

When you have 3 of each left pair them off, feed them on live rats that you catch. Keep doing this until the young are also eating other rats.

Release rats into problem area, they'll kill and eat the other rats before eating waste.

Takes a few months but it works according to my grand uncle.

I'll take your uncle's word for it! Cannot stand rats.

BarryD

Red Kev wrote: »

Catch 50 live rats, divide into male and female.

Place them into large metal barrels or equivalent.

Do not feed.

They will get hungry and start to kill and eat each other.

When you have 3 of each left pair them off, feed them on live rats that you catch. Keep doing this until the young are also eating other rats.

Release rats into problem area, they'll kill and eat the other rats before eating waste.

Takes a few months but it works according to my grand uncle.

Yessss? But they'll hardly commit sewercide then, will they? So your uncle will still be stuck with rats.

PathMatcher

"Figgaries" ?? What?

somesoldiers

Vagaries = fig-Aries

ButtersSuki

All the FIG-ARIES?

That_Guy

"The figairys??"

vicwatson

baldbear wrote: »

Pat Hickey segment & rats all combined.

Should throw the John Delaney story in there too so

ButtersSuki

somesoldiers wrote: »

Vagaries = fig-Aries

Thanks for clarifying! I was genuinely puzzled as to WTF he was talking about (not for the first time admittedly).

TheHomeService

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