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  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    JD?
    John Delaney?

    Or

    Joe Duffy????
    The former.

    If it was the latter there would have been no pleasantries.

    The FAI were having an AGM in Sligo. The did a whistle-stop tour of a few local clubs with some former international players. He gave the club a cheque for 5K and 100 tickets for an upcoming friendly in the Aviva.


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,386 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    What's the short version of this cock up so to speak?

    I don't know the detail, but some discrepancy of measurement left her dicombobulated and the builders in the bag. Everybody pointing the finger at everyone else, basically.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 82,336 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    sligojoek wrote: »
    The former.

    If it was the latter there would have been no pleasantries.

    The FAI were having an AGM in Sligo. The did a whistle-stop tour of a few local clubs with some former international players. He gave the club a cheque for 5K and 100 tickets for an upcoming friendly in the Aviva.

    A cheque for €5k, lol, shows how much of a basket case organisation it is, winner of league gets €100k yet CEO is on €360k :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    The local lads reckon it was a PR stunt as it wasn't too long after the 5 million story broke.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    sligojoek wrote: »
    The local lads reckon it was a PR stunt as it wasn't too long after the 5 million story broke.

    Seems the tickets thing is in his bag of tricks. I'm not a member of the local Association Football Club so to speak but one of my neighbours is a parent/coach there. He told me Delaney was at their awards evening a few years ago and promised all the kids they could come to the next Ireland match on him - that was a few years ago - no tickets ever came.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Red Kev


    So Mrs Browns Boys was voted best sitcom of the Millennium by Radio Times readers. How will Joe indulge his friends with that particular story?

    Brace yereselves.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Red Kev wrote: »
    So Mrs Browns Boys was voted best sitcom of the Millennium by Radio Times readers. How will Joe indulge his friends with that particular story?

    Brace yereselves.

    All I've learned from that is the average age of a Radio Times reader is 79.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Seems the tickets thing is in his bag of tricks. I'm not a member of the local Association Football Club so to speak but one of my neighbours is a parent/coach there. He told me Delaney was at their awards evening a few years ago and promised all the kids they could come to the next Ireland match on him - that was a few years ago - no tickets ever came.
    Our crowd got the tickets. They took two busses up. I can't remember the match off hand but the stadium was only 3/4 full so it didn't cost the FAI anything.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Our crowd got the tickets. They took two busses up. I can't remember the match off hand but the stadium was only 3/4 full so it didn't cost the FAI anything.

    Who did day bet?


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    I think it was Georgia. I'll ask the young lad when he gets back.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    sligojoek wrote: »
    I think it was Georgia. I'll ask the young lad when he gets back.


    Salpa?


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Salpa?

    I would have until she slept with Callum Best. And she smokes.

    That's two no-no's for me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    I would have until she slept with Callum Best. And she smokes.

    That's two no-no's for me.


    Expose-eh Newsflash
    A friend close to the couple said "Georgia’s twins were born with the help of a surrogate"


    that's understating it a bit, thanks for your help carrying them for 9 months and then delivering them


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Expose-eh Newsflash
    A friend close to the couple said "Georgia’s twins were born with the help of a surrogate"


    that's understating it a bit, thanks for your help carrying them for 9 months and then delivering them

    I wonder what attracted her to her millionaire husband so to speak?


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Red Kev wrote: »
    So Mrs Browns Boys was voted best sitcom of the Millennium by Radio Times readers. How will Joe indulge his friends with that particular story?

    Brace yereselves.

    JESUS preserve us. Of the Millennium no less !!!:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,843 ✭✭✭Uncle Ben


    Trama, Fizbora rats and olympics. That's your line up today folks.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    It's three o clock and I'm shattered after a hard day's work.
    sCwBekx.jpg?1


  • Registered Users Posts: 29,217 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    Uncle Ben wrote: »
    Trama, Fizbora rats and olympics. That's your line up today folks.
    Whats "trama" :confused:

    And as for the other topics, I was forced to listen to the rats yesterday while in a doctor's waiting room and that was quite enough of that thanks, and unless there's a chance he'll actually discuss (as opposed to whitewash) the Hickey debacle (hahahahahaHAAAA!) then I'm out before I'm even in. So to speak.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Red Kev


    I would have until she slept with Callum Best. And she smokes.

    That's two no-no's for me.

    A bit of lube helps with the smoking. KY Jelly comes highly recommended.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Red Kev wrote: »
    A bit of lube helps with the smoking. KY Jelly comes highly recommended.
    Do you put it on your nose, caller?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,843 ✭✭✭Uncle Ben


    HeidiHeidi wrote: »
    Whats "trama" :confused:

    And as for the other topics, I was forced to listen to the rats yesterday while in a doctor's waiting room and that was quite enough of that thanks, and unless there's a chance he'll actually discuss (as opposed to whitewash) the Hickey debacle (hahahahahaHAAAA!) then I'm out before I'm even in. So to speak.

    Trama, according to Joe's Dublinese is a condition people may acquire if they come across horrific accidents. US troops coming back from 'Nam suffered from post tramatic distress.
    Witnesses to horrific accidents are now looking for specific treatment/ care!
    Talk to Joe.
    Fizboro is where Bertie drinks ðŸ˜


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Uncle Ben wrote: »
    Trama, according to Joe's Dublinese is a condition people may acquire if they come across horrific accidents. US troops coming back from 'Nam suffered from post tramatic distress.
    Witnesses to horrific accidents are now looking for specific treatment/ care! COMPO.
    Talk to Joe.
    Fizboro is where Bertie drinks ðŸ˜


    FYP.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Uncle Ben wrote: »
    Trama, according to Joe's Dublinese is a condition people may acquire if they come across horrific accidents. US troops coming back from 'Nam suffered from post tramatic distress.
    Witnesses to horrific accidents are now looking for specific treatment/ care!
    Talk to Joe.
    Fizboro is where Bertie drinks ðŸ˜



    KING RAT so to speak.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Red Kev wrote: »
    A bit of lube helps with the smoking. KY Jelly comes highly recommended.

    Wat colour is de lube?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    snubbleste wrote: »
    It's three o clock and I'm shattered after a hard day's work.
    sCwBekx.jpg?1


    Jeez, Duffy's neck has disappeared under the rolls of fat.

    No poverty for Claddaghgreen, eh?


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Anyone who surfs will be familiar wit dis product so to speak:
    hws4.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    After listening to that new report there it seems that "I don't know" is to Athlone wat "Dja no whor I meen?" is to certain parts of Dubalin so to speak.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Ciarán Mulloooooooooley using "so to speak" so to speak.


  • Registered Users Posts: 82,336 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    So your dog was not on a lead and illegally out in the public so to speak?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Sh1t Zoo- can't see any animals


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