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Liveline thread 12/08/16 to date

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  • Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Liveiine should now be called Deathline.


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,386 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    She's the drunkest caller we've had in ages.

    Not even Bloke Rock was that sozzled.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 6,511 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    The Culture File ad, sounds like **** !!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    She's the drunkest caller we've had in ages. this week.


    FYP


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    I don't have all the details.

    You'll fit in well.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 82,337 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    The lad will be entitled to bags of money.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,116 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Why cant we just discuss dwarf hire every day, we need a good show Joe, especially after that Dickie lovefest last friday.


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Listen up now...........we have an 'expert' talking.


  • Registered Users Posts: 183 ✭✭PathMatcher


    Anyone else hearing music in the background?


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    pc7 wrote: »
    Why cant we just discuss dwarf hire every day, we need a good show Joe, especially after that Dickie lovefest last friday.


    Could a dwarf be a lollipop man?

    Then we'd have him on in 6 months saying de chisilers do be bullying him as he's smaller than most of them.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    WHOY didn't Joe ask what colour de hit and run car was?


  • Registered Users Posts: 82,337 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    A quad has no licence requirement as it's not legal on a road.


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,386 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Stop interrupting the man, Joe.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 82,337 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    On a farm anyone can ride a horse too.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Anyone else hearing music in the background?


    Yes Patsy Cline's "Crazy".


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,119 ✭✭✭Living Off The Splash


    I know Dat.


  • Registered Users Posts: 82,337 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    There's no rules on the quad Joe as they are not road legal.


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,386 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "I know dat."

    Err, until ten seconds ago, you DIDN'T know dat, Joe.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    a chimp could drive a quad


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Joe: There's too much Regulation.

    Joe: There's not enough Regulation.


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  • Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 16,723 Mod ✭✭✭✭yop


    I can now see a job for Government cronie... "Quad regulator"


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,114 ✭✭✭bigroad


    This guy sounds like a trainer trying to keep his side up.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe: Hie many wheels duz a quad have?
    Caller: 4 Joe.
    Joe: Whoy are day called a quad then?


  • Registered Users Posts: 82,337 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Was the employer a cowboy so to speak?


  • Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    VEH-HEH-CLE


  • Registered Users Posts: 183 ✭✭PathMatcher


    Bally De Hob ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    yop wrote: »
    I can now see a job for Government cronie... "Quad regulator"

    €200,000 per year.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    The Gay Tway Scheme.


  • Registered Users Posts: 82,337 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    22 months of it? ffs.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 39,386 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    a chimp could drive a quad

    Chimps DO drive quads.
    Not all quads are driven by chimps.

    <only one of these statements is true>
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




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