Manchester United vs Southampton 19/8/16 k/o 8pm Sky.

StringerBell

This thread has been nice and quiet in regard to neutrals, long may it continue! A season of it won't do any harm

niallo27

niallo27 wrote: »

Hang on did he touch him

Classic niallo27

Mr.Nice Guy

Zlatan hat-trick would be nice.

niallo27

M!Ck^ wrote: »

Classic niallo27

Ah no Im very drunk. Did he catch him

Insect Overlord

Mr.Nice Guy wrote: »

Zlatan hat-trick would be nice.

Zlat-trick? :pac:

raze_them_all_

niallo27 wrote: »

Hang on did he touch him

do you mean the jersey pull or the trip? cant tell which one you are pretending didnt happen

Lovely Bloke

niallo27 wrote: »

Ah no Im very drunk. Did he catch him

:rolleyes:

you so funneh, mad fúcken bantz lad

Toobz

Mr.Nice Guy wrote: »

Zlatan hat-trick would be nice.

I mean, he's had 4 games its probably well overdue in his head :cool:

Mars Bar

I think there was a trip which then led to Shaw also tripping himself. Shaw definitely kicked the back of his own leg before going down anyway.

nullzero

Not able to watch this live, are there any highlights on the telly?

Hotblack Desiato

5 Live and 5 Live Extra both have the same olympics crap on :mad:

Edit: and 5 Live now back to the game. Phew

Edit: and now back to fecking judo or something

Mushy

Mars Bar wrote: »

I think there was a trip which then led to Shaw also tripping himself. Shaw definitely kicked the back of his own leg before going down anyway.

Exactly what happened. Classie knocks Shaws leg to trip himself. It's actually a funny way of tripping people when younger though

Hotblack Desiato

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

5 Live and 5 Live Extra both have the same olympics crap on :mad:

Edit: and 5 Live now back to the game. Phew

Live on Talksport 1053 or 1089 MW or on Sky 0108.

nullzero

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

5 Live and 5 Live Extra both have the same olympics crap on :mad:

Edit: and 5 Live now back to the game. Phew

Listened to 5 Live for the community shield game, more trips to Rio than commentary on the match that day.

Hotblack Desiato

updates please!!!

Pogba again showing why he's a world class midfielder
Lovely turn and run forward

niallo27

raze_them_all_ wrote: »

do you mean the jersey pull or the trip? cant tell which one you are pretending didnt happen

If he caught him fair enough. It just looked as if he kicked his own leg.

ShooterSF

Mushy wrote: »

Exactly what happened. Classie knocks Shaws leg to trip himself. It's actually a funny way of tripping people when younger though

When I played as a kid it was how I dived actually. Kicking your own leg is very convincing!

Hotblack Desiato

zorro2566 wrote: »

Live on Talksport.

They were supposed to be staying at OT until the end of the match but perhaps they think it's all over...

Didn't think R5 and Talksport would ever both have the same game on. I'll switch the satellite box over...

Lovely Bloke

great challenge there from vandijk

Mars Bar

Martial is coming around!

Liam McPoyle

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

updates please!!!

Martial with a gilt edged chance.

We are playing much more fluidly.

niallo27

Baldy Conscience wrote: »

:rolleyes:

you so funneh, mad fúcken bantz lad

I'm not 15 can you translate

Jayop

They all are. Roo, Zlatan, Martial, Fellaini all playing well.

tastyt

Just imagine, if zlatan hadn't come to England and ripped it up at 34 ( which he will ) people in Britain and Ireland would have told you hes overrated and doesn't show up when hes needed, despite his record.

Imagine what he would have done 10 yrs ago, legend!!

Lovely Bloke

Shaw on the overlap, the absence of that last season was a huge factor in LVG moving on and Mou coming in.

Hank Scorpio

Nice bit of play there!

Hotblack Desiato

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

Didn't think R5 and Talksport would ever both have the same game on. I'll switch the satellite box over...

Nope it's not on Talksport

Pyjamarama

Southampton tired now and no they're done. Could be a rout.

Insect Overlord

I can't recall a single game last season that felt like this. United attacking Southampton's goal at every opportunity. What a change. If Martial can get himself a goal it'll be a perfect evening.

StringerBell

A joy to watch, imagine that! United playing football that is a joy to watch!

LuckyGent88

Ah pity. That should have been the hat trick.

Some lovely play the last five minutes

Hotblack Desiato

yay R5 back to OT. saying we could be 5-0 up given the chances we've had - exaggeration or not?

Mushy

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

yay R5 back to OT. saying we could be 5-0 up given the chances we've had - exaggeration or not?

Nope, martial misses two very good chances

Liam McPoyle

An File wrote: »

I can't recall a single game last season that felt like this. United attacking Southampton's goal at every opportunity. What a change. If Martial can get himself a goal it'll be a perfect evening.

Jose obviously has the bus in 4 wheel drive tonight I guess.

IamtheWalrus

Mars Bar wrote: »

Martial is coming around!

Better brush your teeth!

Mata played well

Micky Ryan nice1

Mars Bar

Solid from Mata tonight

Hotblack Desiato

OT crowd showing appreciation for Juan

Hotblack Desiato

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

Nope it's not on Talksport

Oops sorry, they must have just done a report from OT when I tuned in!

Could have swore Jose tried to throw a water bottle at Mata

DrumSteve

M!Ck^ wrote: »

Could have swore Jose tried to throw a water bottle at Mata

Jose on a UFC buzz

Lovely Bloke

that touch from Mkhitaryan there was just something you wouldn't have seen last season

Lovely Bloke

Baldy Conscience wrote: »

that touch from Mkhitaryan Jose there was just something you wouldn't have seen last season

fmp

RobertKK

Bring on Rashford next.

Mars Bar

Rooney off next? That's what happened the last time he went out left.

Hotblack Desiato

Rooney off, Mike on.. Jose parking the bus :pac:

Mantis Toboggan

Bizarre substitution

Insect Overlord

Tyson Fury wrote: »

Bizarre substitution

A handy welcome back for Smalling.

Richard Hillman

Rashford needs to get out of there fast.