Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2016 - Mod Note in OP, 13/9

bucketybuck

Pep should give Van Gaal a ring, ask him how it ends when a manager stubbornly sticks to a "philosophy" at all times and regardless of circumstance.

Cypher_sounds

zerks wrote: »

Jones has conceded less this season.:P

City's only clean sheet this season has come when Stones was substituted after 30mins, hardly a coincidence.

J. Marston

zerks wrote: »

If United were on a run similar to City,it'd be all over the media.It just goes to show no matter what they think,they really are pretty irrelevant.

We've got one win in our last 5 league games, we are on a similar run to City.

For a team with 5 points from the last 15 and a trip to Stamford Bridge in an hour or so, there's a remarkable amount of unwarranted bullishness in this thread.

yabadabado

Stones was a complete waste of money,I presume Pep only bought him because he is English?
So many better defenders they could have gotten .

Rayne Wooney

I think Stones will be a quality CB in 2 or 3 years, he's under a lot of pressure at City.

Pep doesn't know how to organise a defence either.

jayo26

Same as Liverpool game apart from jesse in for young

bangkok

No Carrick, martial or shaw

ShaneU

What is going on with Mkhitaryan?

Flint Fredstone

Delighted to see Willian not starting to be honest.

bangkok

Flint Fredstone wrote: »

Delighted to see Willian not starting to be honest.

Chelsea delighted no martial or Carrick I would imagine.

Cantona's Collars

A chance to go within 3 of City after their draw.Go for the win Jose.

Billy86

Well I guess that settles it, Pep must be a busted flush. And only one more shot on target than we had at Anfield... a bit pathetic to see City parking the bus at home to Southampton like that, really.

Couldn't even do it with six minutes Peppie time and all.

StringerBell

5 without a win, is that a bit of a slump I see?

Manutd_4life

Really need to capitalise on this weekend's results and close the gap!!

TheDoc

bangkok wrote: »

Chelsea delighted no martial or Carrick I would imagine.

Ugh is Carrick your new Fellaini?

I'd say they are gutted Carrick isn't playing

Mr.Crinklewood

Anyone know how to get soup off a cat?

Decided to make home made soup, made mistake of sticking blender in saucepan Cat took full impact.

Mrs Crinklewood back in an hour.

Help.

wiz569

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Anyone know how to get soup off a cat?

Decided to make home made soup, made mistake of sticking blender in saucepan Cat took full impact.

Mrs Crinklewood back in an hour.

Help.

Wet towel?

Kinda interesting Shaw didnt make the bench although I guess Rojo covers CB and LB

DM_7

A cat will clean itself in an hour

Mr.Crinklewood

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Anyone know how to get soup off a cat?

Decided to make home made soup, made mistake of sticking blender in saucepan Cat took full impact.

Mrs Crinklewood back in an hour.

Help.

Throw the saucepan on the ground have soup all over the floor, leave cat in Kitchen turn volume on match up way high. Blame cat for knocking the soup

Cypher_sounds

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Anyone know how to get soup off a cat?

Decided to make home made soup, made mistake of sticking blender in saucepan Cat took full impact.

Mrs Crinklewood back in an hour.

Help.

Google should help with that no? It's good for common occurrence like that...

RJF

Try swinging it...... but only if you have room !!!!

sky88

Don't think carrick should be anywhere near the team against the stronger teams. He's not going to get the time and space to dictate play.

His lack of pace for defensive duties would kill the team.

Mr.Crinklewood

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Throw the saucepan on the ground have soup all over the floor, leave cat in Kitchen turn volume on match up way high. Blame cat for knocking the soup

Best option, better than anything I found on Google.

J. Marston

We are some joke of a team.

Hococop

Awful start

KH25

Awful.

Rossi IRL

Blind really is a liability.

brinty

And people still tell you he's a top Centre back... #wakeup

J. Marston

Because De Gea sprinting 20 yards out of goal was clearly the correct decision....

Rossi IRL

J. Marston wrote: »

Because De Gea sprinting 20 yards out of goal was clearly the correct decision....

Would he have needed to do it if Blind wasnt so bad........I doubt it.

sky88

Rossi IRL wrote: »

Would he have needed to do it if Blind wasnt so bad........I doubt it.

I think smalling blind and de gea are to blame

Well f***

Rossi IRL

We cant defend


Attack isnt great lately either

J. Marston

Looking forward to all the bullishness and laughing at Liverpool later, guys.

Lord TSC

Can we award the opposite of a Man of the Match award?

54and56

This is just so easy for Chelsea.

Mourinho needs to switch to an 8-1-1 formation. It's all he has left in his bag of tricks.

Manutd_4life

Jose just can't get his tactics right in these big games

titan18

Manutd_4life wrote:

Jose just can't get his tactics right in these big games

Fcuk all to with tactics when you've got a braindead idiot like Smalling who can't mark someone

ParkRunner

Our attack is so predictable, down the wing with a hopefully cross intothe box. Maybe 1 in 4 crosses will actually be met by a United player. Chelsea have much more joy going through the middle

loudnoises89

This is Moyes-era awfulness on display from us today. We really are terrible in every area of the pitch.

Liam McPoyle

Daley ia having a howler.

Manutd_4life

titan18 wrote: »

Fcuk all to with tactics when you've got a braindead idiot like Smalling who can't mark someone

You're right with that. Blind and Smalling are costing us this game big time

Rossi IRL

There was nothing in that

Lord TSC

titan18 wrote: »

Fcuk all to with tactics when you've got a braindead idiot like Smalling who can't mark someone

Agreed 100%
It's not tactics that let a goal in within 30 seconds. That's 100% on the players and forces every tactic to be thrown out the window then.

sky88

Blind and smalling are having a shocker

They both have too many of these performances

Mars Bar

Smalling got caught out by Herrera's touch in the corner so not a whole lot there he could do but that first goal, dear lord.

Lord TSC

Lads, please don't discuss mod decisions on thread. Pm the mods if you want to talk about it. Have deleted said posts.

Quandary

Blind Smalling Pogba all having very very poor games.

That first goal was an abomination

Rossi IRL

Red card ffs

sky88

Ander has been the one positive again today