Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2016 - Mod Note in OP, 13/9

Leroy42

Its hard to know where to start! Its pathetic really

portcrap

The results haven't been great but I have to say I am enjoying the football we are playing these days.

Lofty123

nullzero wrote: »

Real crisis club territory at this stage.

Slight overreaction. Are you a farmer by any chance? They love a good crisis!

bangkok

nullzero wrote: »

Real crisis club territory at this stage.

Hardly

Hank Scorpio

Have we had a shot on target?

adox

Have Utd actually had a shot on target?

J. Marston

Hank Scorpio wrote: »

Have we had a shot on target?

1.

Hank Scorpio

adox wrote: »

Have Utd actually had a shot on target?

TheTownie

Hank Scorpio wrote: »

Have we had a shot on target?

1 in the first half. None in the second half which is all sorts of pathetic!

Cookie_Dough

Hank Scorpio wrote: »

Have we had a shot on target?

According to BBC sports stats we've had one!! :eek: poor

Quandary

Pretty shocking performance really.

How Soon Is Now

Just give Rooney his poxy record tell him to **** off steal a living somewhere else he's done!

xabi

Goals are overrated, it's attempts and possession that count now didn't you know?

Leroy42

It is worrying that we haven't started to gel at all. How many games does Jose need to put in place any sort of idea?

1 shot on target. Pathetic

Mantis Toboggan

adox wrote: »

A penalty is scoring.

Scoring from play is our problem

adox

There was nothing that could be done about the goals but it's amazing how we crumble when behind. Some of them don't even look that interested.

Cookie_Dough

How Soon Is Now wrote: »

Just give Rooney his poxy record tell him to **** off steal a living somewhere else he's done!

I'm no fan of Rooney lately but there's definitely others who have been equally as bad. If not worse, than him tonight

Leroy42

We are being totally outplayed.

adox

xabi wrote: »

Goals are overrated, it's attempts and possession that count now didn't you know?

Well as attempts go, the above is pretty poor.

Rayne Wooney

Players have been shít

How Soon Is Now

Cookie_Dough wrote: »

I'm no fan of Rooney lately but there's definitely others who have been equally as bad. If not worse, than him tonight

He adds nothing to the team anymore everything he does is levels below what he once was.

He's useless at this stage total waste.

jimmytwotimes 2013

Nobody looking to run in behind, no natural wide player to mix up point of attack. Everyone showing short for ball so fenerbache can keep spafe from midfield to defence tight.

United playing crosses from too deep. This has been the pattern with a few games now, needs to get sorted out.

xabi

adox wrote: »

Well as attempts go, the above is pretty poor.

I laughed

nullzero

Lofty123 wrote: »

Slight overreaction. Are you a farmer by any chance? They love a good crisis!

Yeah of course I'm over reacting, United are well placed to be successful this season.

portcrap

Been undone by two excellent goals, that would've have beaten any team. Dominated this game without scoring, but have a lot of faith in Mourinho to get it right. Far more faith in him that his two predecessors!

Quandary

How Soon Is Now wrote: »

Just give Rooney his poxy record tell him to **** off steal a living somewhere else he's done!

He has been poor but no Utd player has been decent tonight. Martial has looked bright in patches but that's about it. Shaw in particular has been very very poor.

Bitterly disappointing performance.

adox

Tyson Fury wrote: »

Scoring from play is our problem

Hardly relevant to my original point.

unplayable

I'm not a Jose fan but players are to blame here.

Awful tonight..can't get any momentum going at all.

Injuries to bailly smalling and now pogba not good.

Swansea will be tough Sunday!

Hard to see any positives at the minute.

deaddonkey15

Cookie_Dough wrote: »

I'm no fan of Rooney lately but there's definitely others who have been equally as bad. If not worse, than him tonight

Tonight, and all season.

Kerrydude1981

Been too easy for Fenerbache tonight,ball has been in front of them all night long

Quandary

Cracker from Rooney

Kerrydude1981

Nice strike by Rooney

Cookie_Dough

How Soon Is Now wrote: »

He adds nothing to the team anymore everything he does is levels below what he once was.

He's useless at this stage total waste.

I would agree with you regarding his level of play. His touch has been sloppy but I think everybody looks sluggish and slow. Players spraying the ball everywhere!

Haha! Well done Rooney

BOOOOOM mother****er pick it out

Leroy42

portcrap wrote: »

Been undone by two excellent goals, that would've have beaten any team. Dominated this game without scoring, but have a lot of faith in Mourinho to get it right. Far more faith in him that his two predecessors!

Its been far more than just two crazy goals. No shape, no speed, no ideas, no threat. No player is playing well. They don't seem to have any idea how to change tempo

WinnyThePoo

Good Shot. More of that Rooney!

deaddonkey15

What a strike. We need to see more of that type of Wayne Rooney

How Soon Is Now

Haha should keep insulting him so!

adox

The second half performance has been gutless. Football by numbers.

The lack of urgency on and off the ball is extremely worrying.

Edit: Rooney. A beauty. Too little too late

hufpc8w3adnk65

Great strike... this Lens fela is ripping us to shreds and he couldn't get a game in a terrible Sunderland team last year

Lofty123

nullzero wrote: »

Yeah of course I'm over reacting, United are well placed to be successful this season.

It's the 1st week in November FFS, we're still in 4 competitions and have come back from worse positions, just ask Keegan!

Great goal Rooney, 1 more nearer the record and his inevitable exit.

portcrap

unplayable wrote: »

I'm not a Jose fan but players are to blame here.

Awful tonight..can't get any momentum going at all.

Injuries to bailly smalling and now pogba not good.

Swansea will be tough Sunday!

Hard to see any positives at the minute.

Absolutely the players are at fault. Mourinho all in all has got his tactics right (except for the chelsea match). Players are the only constant in the last four years of utter balls

Lord TSC

Rooney with his typical 89 minutes and 55 seconds of dross, and 5 seconds of utter, utter magic then :P

Quandary

My god Shaw has been terrible

Schwiiing

Is it just me or is Shaw near a stone overweight?

mansize

They just turned over after Dundalk, cripes

Leroy42

Fair fukks Rooney.

How Soon Is Now

Pitty goal came so late.

Mantis Toboggan

How Soon Is Now wrote: »

He adds nothing to the team anymore everything he does is levels below what he once was.

He's useless at this stage total waste.

He's awful alright, total waste, we've loads of players much better than him..

Kerrydude1981

Ref better add on all this BS by their keeper