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    #4082
    bubbles o hara
    Closed Accounts Posts: 430 ✭✭bubbles o hara


    Gen.Zhukov wrote: »
    The Avonmore idents pre and post the weather.
    The rubber faced one who spends her day hanging around the kitchen robbing her housemates food. They even have to put post-it notes on their stuff telling her to f off.

    Feckin moocher.


    I used to share a flat with a bi**h who would steal everybody's food. Milk, cereal,bread, anything that was 'free'. That ad reminds me of her, when it comes on, I just want to punch your wan in the head. :mad:


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    #4083
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,387 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Gen.Zhukov wrote: »
    The Avonmore idents pre and post the weather.
    The rubber faced one who spends her day hanging around the kitchen robbing her housemates food. They even have to put post-it notes on their stuff telling her to f off.

    Feckin moocher.

    Also isn't a very good advertisement for the lactose free milk if that's the only milk they don't care about her stealing. 'Go ahead and drink this muck, you scab, just leave my real milk alone'


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    #4084
    CoBo55
    Registered Users Posts: 9,083 ✭✭✭CoBo55


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Also isn't a very good advertisement for the lactose free milk if that's the only milk they don't care about her stealing. 'Go ahead and drink this muck, you scab, just leave my real milk alone'

    Ha ha!!


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    #4085
    anewme
    Registered Users Posts: 11,947 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    GCIREL wrote: »
    Immortal Starlight wrote: »
    Can someone somewhere please make the very welcome decision to immediately stop Claudia I'm soooooooo irritating Winkleman from appearing on any more ads please. Otherwise my boot will very likely go through my television.

    Yes what a gowl.... I'd give my spleen for her to **** off.. stupid ad stupid woman stupid shampoo

    If it's real, no extensions, to be fair, she has FANTASTIC hair


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    #4086
    CoBo55
    Registered Users Posts: 9,083 ✭✭✭CoBo55


    anewme wrote: »
    If it's real, no extensions, to be fair, she has FANTASTIC hair

    Hold on to your spleen there...


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    #4087
    ShamNNspace
    Registered Users Posts: 4,734 ✭✭✭ShamNNspace


    I see that gormless looking chap of "well hello Shauna" is back


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    #4088
    CoBo55
    Registered Users Posts: 9,083 ✭✭✭CoBo55


    Lord lads but that ad for the seatbelts is grimly embarrassing...


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    #4089
    GCIREL
    Registered Users Posts: 48 ✭GCIREL


    CoBo55 wrote: »
    Lord lads but that ad for the seatbelts is grimly embarrassing...

    The driver with the quivering lip afraid of his ****e to ask - that ads ridiculous alright!


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    #4090
    jk23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 877 ✭✭✭jk23


    Who's the eiminator? Tongan haka?


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    #4091
    Dickie10
    Registered Users Posts: 3,905 ✭✭✭Dickie10


    i see the drunken housewife aka deirdre okane on radio there advocating buying video games to entertain the kids when they come home from school for the winter? she mentions Minecraft and Grand Theft Auto, she must be on about the 19 year old college students living with mammy so.


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    #4092
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,387 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    "Lets talk about bladder leakage"


    No. Lets not.


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    #4093
    Thargor
    Registered Users Posts: 17,937 ✭✭✭✭Thargor


    Jesus Christ that Emernator ad makes me physically sick, the whole rugby sh1te being forced down our throats every adbreak is completely headwrecking, our country/our land/in this together sh1te.


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    #4094
    Muahahaha
    Registered Users Posts: 19,656 ✭✭✭✭Muahahaha


    Thargor wrote: »
    Jesus Christ that Emernator ad makes me physically sick, the whole rugby sh1te being forced down our throats every adbreak is completely headwrecking, our country/our land/in this together sh1te.

    Just as we are finishing up a three month pounding of GAA ads along comes the rugby ads for the next 8 weeks. Id say a few sponsors are regretting it now after that hammering we took off England at the weekend.


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    #4095
    Thargor
    Registered Users Posts: 17,937 ✭✭✭✭Thargor


    Theres a Guinness ad aswell about female Chinese rugby players or some sh1t, continuing the Guinness tradition of claiming credit in their ads for stuff they have absolutely nothing to do with, its honestly nauseating how cheesy and contrived rugby ads are.


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    #4096
    CoBo55
    Registered Users Posts: 9,083 ✭✭✭CoBo55


    Thargor wrote: »
    Theres a Guinness ad aswell about female Chinese rugby players or some sh1t, continuing the Guinness tradition of claiming credit in their ads for stuff they have absolutely nothing to do with, its honestly nauseating how cheesy and contrived rugby ads are.

    Definitely the ugliest Chinese women I've ever seen... Those ads give me the bloody gawks..


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    #4097
    optogirl
    Registered Users Posts: 2,979 ✭✭✭optogirl


    CoBo55 wrote: »
    Definitely the ugliest Chinese women I've ever seen... Those ads give me the bloody gawks..

    Japanese. And I'm sure her desirability to you is not the aim of the ad. Guinness would sicken you with their ads all the same


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    #4098
    my3cents
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,764 ✭✭✭my3cents


    optogirl wrote: »
    Japanese. And I'm sure her desirability to you is not the aim of the ad. Guinness would sicken you with their ads all the same

    After seeing the ad a few times I also thought it was a chinese team.


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    #4099
    fricatus
    Registered Users Posts: 5,081 ✭✭✭fricatus


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB7EuXykMgM


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    #4100
    Dickie10
    Registered Users Posts: 3,905 ✭✭✭Dickie10


    better off if the rugby players concentrated on there training rather than making sure every one is in, im looking at u rory best


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    #4101
    Thargor
    Registered Users Posts: 17,937 ✭✭✭✭Thargor


    Hmmm, I thought they were Chinese because of the oppressive shots of grim Communist looking housing blocks and factorys spewing pollution, there's really nothing Japanese about it. Who cares if some women take up a sport in Japan? You can do what you want in that country, the ad is even more irritating now because it makes no sense...


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    #4102
    CoBo55
    Registered Users Posts: 9,083 ✭✭✭CoBo55


    optogirl wrote: »
    Japanese. And I'm sure her desirability to you is not the aim of the ad. Guinness would sicken you with their ads all the same

    Of course desirability to me is what it's about, it's an ad... Guinness think they're being clever by putting someone puck ugly instead of pretty for the second glance factor, it still ain't gonna get me drinking Guinness...


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    #4103
    The Late Late Show
    Closed Accounts Posts: 840 ✭✭✭The Late Late Show


    Thargor wrote: »
    Jesus Christ that Emernator ad makes me physically sick, the whole rugby sh1te being forced down our throats every adbreak is completely headwrecking, our country/our land/in this together sh1te.

    It is an awful ad. What is it supposed to mean? These rugby world cup ads are all awful actually but thankfully we will be free of them soon.


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    #4104
    The Late Late Show
    Closed Accounts Posts: 840 ✭✭✭The Late Late Show


    Thargor wrote: »
    Hmmm, I thought they were Chinese because of the oppressive shots of grim Communist looking housing blocks and factorys spewing pollution, there's really nothing Japanese about it. Who cares if some women take up a sport in Japan? You can do what you want in that country, the ad is even more irritating now because it makes no sense...

    You can be sure there is nothing Japanese (or Chinese) about the location. Probably filmed in some rundown part of Dublin.


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    #4105
    The Late Late Show
    Closed Accounts Posts: 840 ✭✭✭The Late Late Show


    jk23 wrote: »
    Who's the eiminator? Tongan haka?

    What does it even mean? Eiminator? Emernator? Eimearnator? Which is it and what does it mean?

    This ad may well rival the pure awfulness of EBS The Mortgage Masters, the Orchard Thieves ads or those awful loud Non Nonsense ads from way back.


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    #4106
    GCIREL
    Registered Users Posts: 48 ✭GCIREL


    The Late Late Show wrote: »
    What does it even mean? Eiminator? Emernator? Eimearnator? Which is it and what does it mean?

    This ad may well rival the pure awfulness of EBS The Mortgage Masters, the Orchard Thieves ads or those awful loud Non Nonsense ads from way back.

    Ah yes it's so annoying... plus they're trying to do the whole we better include a woman in a sports ad bull sh1t and then she spins around with her pink floral laptop! Gimme a break.... as if those 3 lads didn't sniff a woman out who is only 5 feet away.... then they can't even pronounce their lines properly!!! Ahhhhhhh


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    #4107
    whisky_galore
    Registered Users Posts: 16,287 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Thargor wrote: »
    Theres a Guinness ad aswell about female Chinese rugby players or some sh1t, continuing the Guinness tradition of claiming credit in their ads for stuff they have absolutely nothing to do with, its honestly nauseating how cheesy and contrived rugby ads are.

    Thought that was obvious from the cultural cues it was Japan even without the words "Tokyo 1989" flashed up on screen. That's like confusing Britain with Ireland.


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    #4108
    castletownman
    Registered Users Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    That new Guinness rugby ad is indeed dreadful.

    You'd swear they were some all-conquering, pioneering team. I don't even know what sort of message they are trying to convey in the ad. Like what was historic about it? They rose against oppression to set up a woman's team so they could have a few pints after the games?

    Which symbolises the relationship rugby has with alcohol. But shush, it's grand. They aren't muck savages like the GAA lads.


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    #4109
    Dickie10
    Registered Users Posts: 3,905 ✭✭✭Dickie10


    yes they dont piss on lads in pubs and have questionable relations with females


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    #4110
    The Late Late Show
    Closed Accounts Posts: 840 ✭✭✭The Late Late Show


    GCIREL wrote: »
    Ah yes it's so annoying... plus they're trying to do the whole we better include a woman in a sports ad bull sh1t and then she spins around with her pink floral laptop! Gimme a break.... as if those 3 lads didn't sniff a woman out who is only 5 feet away.... then they can't even pronounce their lines properly!!! Ahhhhhhh

    I take it this 'Emernator' or whatever she is called is a woman called Emer/Eimear who is a rugby pundit? I don't watch much rugby so would not know?


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    #4111
    jackboy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,589 ✭✭✭jackboy


    The Late Late Show wrote: »
    I take it this 'Emernator' or whatever she is called is a woman called Emer/Eimear who is a rugby pundit? I don't watch much rugby so would not know?
    Eimear Considine. She plays rugby with Ireland. Poor add but hope she makes a few Euro out of it.


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