Even more adverts you despise

scoobydude

lapua20grain wrote: »

+1 coffee coffee coffee does my fuppin head in

It's 5 coffees: Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee

Each one off beat with the tempo of the song

RabbleRouser2k

freshpopcorn wrote: »

Yes and I don't have to keep on listening to them to know what it is!

They're like the adverts for headcold or flu remedies (yer lemsip or whatever). I know they mean well, I know the message is a positive one...

But I have to put em on mute. I start to feel ill the more I listen to em.

scoobydude

scoobydude wrote: »

Order directly from the takeaway if possible, just eat charge them 13% commission

There are very few takeaways with as good an ordering and notification system.

scoobydude

ReginaldSmythV wrote: »

There are very few takeaways with as good an ordering and notification system.

That's probably true, I've had some shocking experiences with JE though, so avoid them when I can

RabbleRouser2k

scoobydude wrote: »

That's probably true, I've had some shocking experiences with JE though, so avoid them when I can

I've never ordered from Dominoes, and I never will.

Too many horror stories from friends and acquaintances-usually resulting in '72 hours sitting on the bowl' with food poisoning.

Muahahaha

Was watching the 5.30 TV3 news yesterday (Collette Fitzpatrick, hubba, hubba) and the ad break they had was only three ads long. TV3 were the Irish pioneers of the five minute ad break with six minute ones during Champions League and Six Nations so it felt surreal for them to have one only 3 ads long. Their advertisers must have scrambled due to nothing being open to buy their products.

ligerdub

Muahahaha wrote: »

Was watching the 5.30 TV3 news yesterday (Collette Fitzpatrick, hubba, hubba)

God yeah! A total stealth fox if ever there was one. Gorgeous.

RabbleRouser2k

ligerdub wrote: »

God yeah! A total stealth fox if ever there was one. Gorgeous.

I've met her in person.

I'd never go out with a girl from Tipperary-but if I met someone like her, I would completely break that rule.
She's absolutely beautiful, and very down to earth.

Muahahaha

Collette is like a fine wine, she gets better with age.

Claire Byrne the same, never really found her that attractive when she was first at TV3 in her late 20s but now shes a total babe

RabbleRouser2k

RabbleRouser2k wrote: »

I've met her in person.

I'd never go out with a girl from Tipperary-but if I met someone like her, I would completely break that rule.
She's absolutely beautiful, and very down to earth.

i can confirm, other than Collette herself, that the other women from Tipperary are inconsolable with this revelation and are asking whether you would consider a change of heart at any stage? :pac:

RabbleRouser2k

Deleted User wrote: »

i can confirm, other than Collette herself, that the other women from Tipperary are inconsolable with this revelation and are asking whether you would consider a change of heart at any stage? :pac:

I'll have a Public Statement written up for tomorrow, hoping to broadcast on Zoom by about 9pm, after Tony Holohan's covid-19 update.

I will add a cursory 'if you look like Collette, there will be exceptions made' to the speech.

I'm sure that will ease the suffering during this Covid-19 crisis. :P

RabbleRouser2k

RabbleRouser2k wrote: »

I'll have a Public Statement written up for tomorrow, hoping to broadcast on Zoom by about 9pm, after Tony Holohan's covid-19 update.

I will add a cursory 'if you look like Collette, there will be exceptions made' to the speech.

I'm sure that will ease the suffering during this Covid-19 crisis. :P

So Roz Purcell and Una Healy need not apply??

RabbleRouser2k

Deleted User wrote: »

So Roz Purcell and Una Healy need not apply??

I've oddly never seen the attraction for Una, or Roz.

I know that's odd. I know I'm an exception to the rule. But I just don't get it.

the purple tin

The 'music' in some ads actually hurts your brain.
God be with the days when they tried to come up with pleasing jingles that were easy on the ear.

CoBo55

I heard the Beatles come together being sqwaked by some young one earlier... eemm that's not what that song is about:o

RabbleRouser2k

CoBo55 wrote: »

I heard the Beatles come together being sqwaked by some young one earlier... eemm that's not what that song is about:o

Next you'll be telling me 'Black bird' is about an African American Woman.*






*(It actually is, in case folks don't know, or think I'm being racist.)

the purple tin

Sky bingo I think. It's a series of ads with 2 people sitting on a sofa and a really annoying twat doing a voice over.

He is trying to sound like Alan Carr but fails miserably. Dear God he is so ****ing annoying.


That stupid manc fox in the suit as well. So sick of him.

RabbleRouser2k

the purple tin wrote: »

Sky bingo I think. It's a series of ads with 2 people sitting on a sofa and a really annoying twat doing a voice over.

He is trying to sound like Alan Carr but fails miserably. Dear God he is so ****ing annoying.


That stupid manc fox in the suit as well. So sick of him.

Is that Joel Dommett doing the voiceover?

Yeah... the fox annoyed the hell out of me. They had Heather Graham in those ads for a while. She's alright to look at, but can't act to save her life.

the purple tin

RabbleRouser2k wrote: »

Is that Joel Dommett doing the voiceover?

Yeah... the fox annoyed the hell out of me. They had Heather Graham in those ads for a while. She's alright to look at, but can't act to save her life.

Don't know who he is, that is the only time I've ever heard him and I never want to encounter him again.

Butson

The Three mobile ad with the lads doing the football, keepy uppy thing.

Seriously, brutal.

RabbleRouser2k

RabbleRouser2k wrote: »

I've oddly never seen the attraction for Una, or Roz.

I know that's odd. I know I'm an exception to the rule. But I just don't get it.

Una yes please, Roz has ad a bit of work done so no thanks

AndrewJRenko

Muahahaha wrote: »

Their advertisers must have scrambled due to nothing being open to buy their products.

Though interesting to see a big advertising spender like Vodafone has rushed out their 'isolation' ad - looks to be a compilation of stock video clips or social media clips - fair play to them for getting something into production so quickly.

whisky_galore

Kerrygold classic one being re-aired, foxy French lady and sour faced oul wan.

whisky_galore

whisky_galore wrote: »

Kerrygold classic one being re-aired, foxy French lady and sour faced oul wan.

She has a jaw line I’d love to have myself.

RabbleRouser2k

Deleted User wrote: »

Una yes please, Roz has ad a bit of work done so no thanks

Tbf, Una's had some 'touch ups' too.

She's looking too 'barbie' doll lately. More so than Roz.

Gwynplaine

The amount of fanny pad ads on the telly. Is there really need to have a wan on talking about pissing herself when she laughs, while I'm trying to have a cup of tea?

RabbleRouser2k

Gwynplaine wrote: »

The amount of fanny pad ads on the telly. Is there really need to have a wan on talking about pissing herself when she laughs, while I'm trying to have a cup of tea?

Wait until they start using the Red liquid, instead of the blue.

It's happened in other countries,its gonna happen here.

They use the blue liquid for every bodily fluid (like in nappies, for example) do we really need it to be realistic?

donegal_man

Gwynplaine wrote: »

... Is there really need to have a wan on talking about pissing herself when she laughs, while I'm trying to have a cup of tea?

My partner's mother made exactly that point yesterday evening on facetime, "I was making a cup before ringing ye, first there's wan gonna flood the house with piss then some buck that **** the bed." I laughed so I nearly wet the sofa.

pcasso

madmaggie wrote: »

The Virgin media ad, with that awful racket, so called music. Migraine inducing.

Anybody know what other ad the female in it was in.
Driving me mad trying to figure it out

pcasso

pcasso wrote: »

Anybody know what other ad the female in it was in.
Driving me mad trying to figure it out

McDonalds, stuck in the lift.