Even more adverts you despise

colm_mcm

JeffreyEpspeen wrote: »

I hate these ads but that girl's arse belongs in a museum. ❤️

https://www.facebook.com/AllianzIreland/videos/1177313102599913/

Because it’s so old?

JeffreyEpspeen

fluke wrote: »

Not that great an arse really.

Reminds me, it's being ages since I saw anyone I found attractive on an ad.

What do you think of the girl in glasses in general? What would you give her out of 10?

optogirl

JeffreyEpspeen wrote: »

What do you think of the girl in glasses in general? What would you give her out of 10?

Username checks out

Kewreeuss

amacca wrote: »

Tell you an ad I really like though

The Lucozade one with the guy with the hula hoop and hotstepper as the background music

A genuinely enjoyable add in a sea of mediocre dross at best

What’s a hotstepper?
I hate that he is wearing white socks.

fluke

That EBS ad with the train stopping outside a house/flat, and the sexual tension between the train passenger and the guy in bathroom is...weird.

Hangdogroad

Kewreeuss wrote: »

What’s a hotstepper?
I hate that he is wearing white socks.

Havent seen the ad but presume op is referring to this song. From circa mid 90s so not everyone would get the reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0N4twV28Mw

Archeron

I wish I could catch it in a jar and keep it on a shelf.
A fart?
I wish I could crack it like an egg.
Definitely a fart.
I wish I could just squash it.
I've had the squashy ones, usually sitting on a comfy sofa, they're a strange sensation, especially when they travel up your back and come out your neck. .

Oh, you mean covid. Sorry.

Shifty Shellshock

RadioRetro wrote: »

"I've a secret weapon down my pants" says leaker lady.

It’s not a gun, it’s a big tampon.

Kewreeuss

This is slightly at a tangent, but I hate those auctioneer’s ads for houses for sale where the lens has distorted the rooms so much that you think the rooms must have 5 walls.

guitarzero

Vodafone owe me a new TV, again.

mr.anonymous

The Quote Devil ad before the weather on Virgin Media. And any other insurance ad with an attempt at a catchy jingle.

golondrinas

that feckin ad for energia.

Max Headroom

mr.anonymous wrote: »

The Quote Devil ad before the weather on Virgin Media. And any other insurance ad with an attempt at a catchy jingle.

Imagine trying to get insurance on a van with 24inch wheels..or a Cobra...:rolleyes:

Zak Flaps

I hate the Noyeks Newmans ads on the radio because I can't understand why the ads always start with the time being announced....eg "it's almost 4pm" or "it's almost 6pm"..... why the f*ck is the time important? What's the point?

It's probably something really obvious and I'm making a fool of myself!!!

Beechwoodspark

Just heard a radio ad for centra

A woman quietly mumbling on about the mess in her house.

Then without warning she screams “pull hard Micheal. Burst the stitches off the sliothar”

Grotesque stuff

RadioRetro

Zak Flaps wrote: »

I hate the Noyeks Newmans ads on the radio because I can't understand why the ads always start with the time being announced....eg "it's almost 4pm" or "it's almost 6pm"..... why the f*ck is the time important? What's the point?

It's probably something really obvious and I'm making a fool of myself!!!

I worked in various radio stations for many years and they were common, advertising with a bit of relevance was the idea I'd say.

BTW this properly belongs in the Radio forum where there's an Ads we despise thread going.

Gen.Zhukov

PhilOssophy wrote: »

I am also delighted that the Avonmore man "Lets get stuck into them" is gone after the weather.

And he's back.

They're oblivious to how annoying these idents are for some people.

I haven't bought an Avonmore product in about 5 years because of them.

golondrinas

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Just heard a radio ad for centra

A woman quietly mumbling on about the mess in her house.

Then without warning she screams “pull hard Micheal. Burst the stitches off the sliothar”

Grotesque stuff

Couldn't agree more. Horrible ad first thing in the morning.. Will be avoiding Centra for the foreseeable future. Some gob****e in Centra setup had to approve this.

Apt8

mr.anonymous wrote: »

The Quote Devil ad before the weather on Virgin Media. And any other insurance ad with an attempt at a catchy jingle.

Doesn't the Quote Devil have another one with really harsh metal music that sounds like it's played by a bunch of 15 year olds, then it's followed by the usual jingle at a tenth of the volume. Whoever green-lit that one should be slapped around the place.

neris

The Lucozade ad with the dodgy rap music and a lad with a hoola hoop

duridian

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Just heard a radio ad for centra

A woman quietly mumbling on about the mess in her house.

Then without warning she screams “pull hard Micheal. Burst the stitches off the sliothar”

Grotesque stuff

golondrinas wrote: »

Couldn't agree more. Horrible ad first thing in the morning.. Will be avoiding Centra for the foreseeable future. Some gob****e in Centra setup had to approve this.

Oh Lordi, I also couldn't agree more. Between hearing that advert, and the radio today also featuring a Lucozade-toned-harpy rage-fest, caused by a letter published in one of the newspapers today, it makes me want to live on top of a mountain in Nepal or some place like that where I will be safely out of range of the shrieks of such yokes.

crazy 88

KBC mortgage ad still going...did they forget to switch it off

stoneill

Bring back the 10 seconds ads - you know when there was just a photo of a branded plastic bag and a voice over on a crackly track saying "Shop at Winstons"

StevenToast

Bank of Ireland ad with Baz and his mammy....

"F word"......i will give you one...

I F*UCKING HATE THESE ADS!

guitarzero

The general indulgence in children-are-so-cute ads in Ireland is grating my f*cking balls! Children, as any sane person knows, are awful.

The new one by 3 Mobile - "How are ya dad", "No really dad, how are you?"

"AH SURE YOU KNOW YOURSELF" Hah, good ol' classic, stereotypical, emotionally repressed trope-talking wistful-eyed Irish dad.

The race to the bottom of cringey nostalgia and Irish clichés is just intoxicating.

Kalimah

God that ad is back with the doctor asking the woman with the baby “ and how’s Mum doing?
I swear if anyone said that to me I’d say “my mother is grand thanks!
Cannot stand that patronising crap.

glenfieldman

Kalimah wrote: »

God that ad is back with the doctor asking the woman with the baby “ and how’s Mum doing?
I swear if anyone said that to me I’d say “my mother is grand thanks!
Cannot stand that patronising crap.

The ad is awful, but the mother is very cute

glenfieldman

glenfieldman wrote: »

The ad is awful, but the mother is very cute

Is she the same one thats in the " new shoes already" ad
??

Zak Flaps

There are so many things I hate about this ad. I f*cking despise it.
That music is dreadful and the f*cking dancing and people pulling stupid faces. Just stop!!!
This would stop me using this bank.

guitarzero

Zak Flaps wrote: »

There are so many things I hate about this ad. I f*cking despise it.
That music is dreadful and the f*cking dancing and people pulling stupid faces. Just stop!!!
This would stop me using this bank.

I know, bunch of well-chuffed, self-satisfied, cringey w*nkers.