Even more adverts you despise

Boyle Sports

"This is boring"

2ndcoming

Not to drag the thread back but just seen the Bank of Ireland one. Sickening, tone deaf crock of sh1t from a soon to be defunct, amoral shower of ba5tards. Wins the thread maybe. And that is a low, low bar.

oneweb

Kevin Bacon sounds positively done with this bullsh!t in the latest EE ad where the outtakes feature several freshly-decapitated corpses chucked over the mountain top.

ednwireland

the new IKEA one with the robots WTF is that all about - save the world by buying more C**P from IKEA , jeez

CoBo55

ednwireland wrote: »

the new IKEA one with the robots WTF is that all about - save the world by buying more C**P from IKEA , jeez

I know. I posted about it earlier, it's completely ridiculous I thought it was for NatWest when I saw it first.

Fast2move

I really can’t stand the Verisure alarm adds in UK

Picture the scene John is exiting his house as his neighbour is entering his

“hello John I see you have a Verisure alarm”

“ Yes I feel a lot safer when I’m away the kids are protected“

“ Yes I was thinking I should get one myself“

“ You should“

“ You’re right I’ll do it now“

And the funny thing is I can’t get this bloody add out of my head so it just goes to show treat the audience like uncomprehending morons actually works.... And if I wanted an alarm, guess what??, I will check their website 🀣

CoBo55

Fast2move wrote: »

I really can’t stand the Verisure alarm adds in UK

Picture the scene John is exiting his house as his neighbour is entering his

“hello John I see you have a Verisure alarm”

“ Yes I feel a lot safer when I’m away the kids are protected“

“ Yes I was thinking I should get one myself“

“ You should“

“ You’re right I’ll do it now“

And the funny thing is I can’t get this bloody add out of my head so it just goes to show treat the audience like uncomprehending morons actually works.... And if I wanted an alarm, guess what??, I will check their website ��

Stop will ya:pac::pac:
It's like you man with the binoculars on the senior insurance Ad, it's so bad it works:)

blackvalley

Immortal Starlight wrote: »

If any words in an ad would turn me off watching a tv show those words are Lucy Kennedy.

Other words that get the same reaction are .

Celebrity Grrrrr :mad:
Reality
Talent
Star
Goggle
Box
Influencer
Cooking
Dancing
Tubridy
D'Arcy
OcConnor ( Singer , Nun , Priest , Muslim , poet , retired , comeback , etc etc )

Archeron

Hellmans turning nothing into something. I think the trick is that you rub it in your eyes and then you can see the really nice sandwich, the hefty pasta and the nice looking chicken salad that the people in the ad apparently couldn't see.

I'd love a Chinese so I'm going to pour some soy sauce in my eye and see if I can spot some noodles.

Shapey Fiend

This is slightly off topic but irritating in a similar way. I love shopping in TK Maxx but the instore voiceover guy with the wacky safety instructions blaring out every 3 or 4 minutes make me want to throttle somebody.

Also the adverts for Sile Seoiges new podcast really underline what an awful accent she has.

mrslancaster

The guy screaming at some crisps with the exaggerated Dublin accent. Not funny.

Tim76

Steven Gerrard and that Boyle sports betting advert. It sounds like his family is being held hostage by Mr. Boyle and he has been forced into doing the ad.

mrslancaster

mrslancaster wrote: »

The guy screaming at some crisps with the exaggerated Dublin accent. Not funny.

That ad is just plain WEIRD

The Continental Op

Can we have some youtube links particularly for any ads on Irish TV. I don't watch Irish TV and I'm worried I might be missing something (I only have satellite.)

Gen.Zhukov

The Continental Op wrote: »

Can we have some youtube links particularly for any ads on Irish TV. I don't watch Irish TV and I'm worried I might be missing something (I only have satellite.)

There ya go.

Fairly high chance that a lot of his spit is landing on the crisps too, the dirty fecker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78ZZZvotuCQ

The Continental Op

Thanks.

Shouldn't he be wearing a mask?

Maybe people want someone breathing all over their crisps?

Yes dreadful ad I can add to my ever increasing list of adverts I despise.

Shapey Fiend

Some of Darren Conway's stuff is very funny but it doesn't really translate well to adverts.

madmaggie

The yodelling Domino's pizza ad. What clown dreamt that up.

Tim76

Shapey Fiend wrote: »

Some of Darren Conway's stuff is very funny but it doesn't really translate well to adverts.

His online sketches are brilliant to be fair. The ad even gets a mention in one of his newer ones "Yellow Reg" - check it out if interested. But yeah, difficult to see his style of humour crossing over to the mainstream.

Elmo

strings and things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYLstUsbeP4

I've only just realised the strawberry in that Lidl talking food ad says "quare"; I haven't heard that since growing up in Wexford! Nice touch but the ad needs to go die in a fire.

jojofizzio

The new BOI home improvement loan ad….are we to take it they didn’t get the funds to do up the mother’s living room??
Or they didn’t bother and spent the money on something else??
Answers on a postcard please….

crooked cockney villain

RTE seem to have pretty sharpish dropped the bizarre disjointed ads where regular people appear to be having conversations with their current affairs presenters.

Mike Litoris

Shapey Fiend wrote: »

This is slightly off topic but irritating in a similar way. I love shopping in TK Maxx but the instore voiceover guy with the wacky safety instructions blaring out every 3 or 4 minutes make me want to throttle somebody.

I get that in Aldi. "Every day Irish, every day amazing" Just fcvk off already! And it's like they've the volume turned up to the max in my shop too. Grrrr.

neris

those allianz ads with the twat dad and deirdre barlow clone daughter who cant tell bird **** from a chip in his windscreen and manages to lock the family out of the house

not tv but keep getting bombarded on youtube with ads before videos for 888casino

CoBo55

neris wrote: »

those allianz ads with the twat dad and deirdre barlow clone daughter who cant tell bird **** from a chip in his windscreen and manages to lock the family out of the house

not tv but keep getting bombarded on youtube with ads before videos for 888casino

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2058148923
Sorted:pac:

nolivesmatter

Youtube ads. These days I'm sick of constantly seeing ads for Audible audiobooks. Before that it was probably f***ing Grammarly.

whisky_galore

The Continental Op wrote: »

Thanks.

Shouldn't he be wearing a mask?

Maybe people want someone breathing all over their crisps?

Yes dreadful ad I can add to my ever increasing list of adverts I despise.

Thankfully I dont watch much tv these days so I'm not bombarded with that shyte.
Ad is as funny as a cancer diagnosis.

HildaOgdenx

The Three ad, with the father and son. I have to mute it.

It starts with 'Liam, I'm on the move...'. That's all I know. And it's on every ad break. :rolleyes:

CoBo55

HildaOgdenx wrote: »

The Three ad, with the father and son. I have to mute it.

It starts with 'Liam, I'm on the move...'. That's all I know. And it's on every ad break. :rolleyes:

Ah shur you know yourself...