Even more adverts you despise

Autosport

Autosport wrote: »

But all the kids needed braces, all of them

Don't worry they wreck my head too and I don't want a tree house either

Lisa needs braces! DENTAL PLAN!!!!

citytillidie

the how low can you sink ad is back on tv, so only guys drink and drive, also i seen one for go daddy not much despise but like why not set the laptop up so when you move your fingers over the mouse pad the screen moves that way. In the add the person moves fingers up over the mouse pad and the screen goes down

Ralf and Florian

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

It's not for AIB, it's for RTE, they must want to blow the 100 million fast they got for selling the lands...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeQpJ_D48lc

What condescending tosh. The creators must think everyone watching will be going. "An Asian girl who's a singer! Wha? I thought they all train to be mail order brides!" "A hippy wan who's an engineer!" Jesus H Christ what next?"

aob9

Just suffered a full ad break on Nat Geo. I can safely say I despise ALL ADS now. They're all ****e.

Autosport

The Aldi ad where the woman throws the stick for the dog and it lands in the lake. I will now never shop in Aldi.

jojofizzio

Jijsaw wrote: »

Your one with the brother and the sister going around is the worst, such a put-on act by the young fella, it's unreal!

Nah...the one with the ?mother going around with the two grown -up sons and pausing to question if they need a family pack of johnnies....creepy,weird and eh...downright dysfunctional truth be told..

Mike Litoris

That Chivers Jam ad where yer man loses his keys. Just Fúck Off.

madmaggie

Mike Litoris wrote: »

That Chivers Jam ad where yer man loses his keys. Just Fúck Off.

Not loike yor keys, Dod. Desperate pile of effluent. Also the Fairy "buttle" spaceship annoyance.

darkdubh

jojofizzio wrote: »

Nah...the one with the ?mother going around with the two grown -up sons and pausing to question if they need a family pack of johnnies....creepy,weird and eh...downright dysfunctional truth be told..

Jaysus, haven't seen that one, sounds horrific.

Birneybau

Hey broadband/mobile providers. Please tell your voice over twats that the word is 'Unlimited', not 'UNLIMIDED'. Thanks

rubadub

Birneybau wrote: »

Hey broadband/mobile providers. Please tell your voice over twats that the word is 'Unlimited', not 'UNLIMIDED'. Thanks

thing is they are lying bastards as it is usually not unlimited -maybe they pronounce it wrong on purpose! "your honour we never ever uttered the word unlimited, the ad clearly says unlimided"

jojofizzio

jojofizzio wrote: »

Nah...the one with the ?mother going around with the two grown -up sons and pausing to question if they need a family pack of johnnies....creepy,weird and eh...downright dysfunctional truth be told..

I find that ad creepy as well. Anyone addressing their mother as mother just reminds me of Bates Motel. The family pack of condoms bit is... too much.

I dislike the one with the two cork kids as well. I'm really hoping for a leaked version of it on line where you see the sister kicking your man in the shin.

I actually like the one with the older cork couple because it is completely believable. About 18 months ago Tesco was doing 2 for a tenner in dishwasher salt. We aren't even half through the first bag. What did she put on the shopping list last week? Moar feckin dishwasher salt. "Its on special offer".

That AA 'Rolling on the River' ad, as if i didnt despise that horrendous song enough having seen it butchered in pubs/clubs throughout the country, I now have to witness a cgi image of a baby singing it and the twat of an AA man making a show of himself.

OldMrBrennan83

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Ralf and Florian

Deleted User wrote: »

I find that ad creepy as well. Anyone addressing their mother as mother just reminds me of Bates Motel. The family pack of condoms bit is... too much.

I dislike the one with the two cork kids as well. I'm really hoping for a leaked version of it on line where you see the sister kicking your man in the shin.

I actually like the one with the older cork couple because it is completely believable. About 18 months ago Tesco was doing 2 for a tenner in dishwasher salt. We aren't even half through the first bag. What did she put on the shopping list last week? Moar feckin dishwasher salt. "Its on special offer".

I hate the bit where the mother is going "cofff-eeee". She probably thinks she's really zany and off the wall. The whole bunch of them come across as right pains.

OldMrBrennan83

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glovebox

I despise the TV Licence ads. My fookin dogs think it's someone at the door when the doorbell on the ad goes off.

SNNUS

Deleted User wrote: »

There is something so fake and contrived about those Lidl ads. The hipster dudes fake surprise when he is told how much a newborn shítes is one such case

And he calls her Pal???

Autosport

Patww79 wrote: »

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The neighbors dog is alive because he would always run out in front of the V40 and it would automatically stop and scare me as I couldn't see him.

razorblunt

I think I've posted before about the Nationwide adverts and the individual poems. They keep adding more and more on, they're so smug.

The #thisgirlcan adverts have an incredibly annoying voiceover too.

woejus

booking dot com!
booking dot yeaaaah!

booking dot I will find you and burn you alive in a shallow trench

The way he says those words does my head in. Is he the same breathless voice guy who does the three ads on the radio. He needs to be stopped.

edit as per Peter the Ninth on the radio ads hate thread, it's Emmet Kirwan. I hope he gets permanent laryngitis.

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

That's Emmet Kirwan of the award winning "All Men Are B*stards" drivel that was forced down our throats on youtube a few months back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv9oax2N160

caviardreams

That EBS mortgage jack of all trades/master of none one :mad::mad:

Miaireland

I hate the new Boots ad. That one painting her toes and stretching them freaks me out.

darkdubh

Autosport wrote: »

The Aldi ad where the woman throws the stick for the dog and it lands in the lake. I will now never shop in Aldi.

Something weird about her voice. She sounds dubbed.

OldMrBrennan83

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delaad

They're making fun of mortgages again! Beware

Doctor Nick

That bleeding Eir ad is getting on my tits lately. It's always on! It's the first ad that makes me reach for the mute button every time.

Autosport

Mozerrlla buffalo cheese from cork


I despise this ad

ligerdub

woejus wrote: »

booking dot com!
booking dot yeaaaah!

booking dot I will find you and burn you alive in a shallow trench

The way he says those words does my head in. Is he the same breathless voice guy who does the three ads on the radio. He needs to be stopped.

edit as per Peter the Ninth on the radio ads hate thread, it's Emmet Kirwan. I hope he gets permanent laryngitis.

Peter the Ninth is correct. Emmet Kirwan is a white knight who happily plays this all too common role of patronising certain groups of people while simultaneously also insulting other groups of people.

He's a bollox. Full of himself too...."poet".....**** off!

valoren

Autosport wrote: »

Mozerrlla buffalo cheese from cork


I despise this ad

Is it me or do they play the same ad twice during the same ad break on some channels?

As if once wasn't bad enough.