Even more adverts you despise

my3cents

the purple tin wrote: »

Get lost Flo and Joan. Their 'fry up' ad is the worst one yet :mad:

I'd love to set up a electric synthesizer in a Halifax "bank" and sing stupid tuneless ditties all day and see how they like it.

Only it would be a waste of time as the Halifax no longer have real people working for them their banks/building societies are just rows of ATM's.

Probably explains why the ads are so bad.

jellybear

Just saw a shorter, less whiney version of 'a fork in the rooooaaaddd' ad....maybe they've been following this thread!

Lemonposset

He's got the Car...
He's got the Cash...
He's got the Condo...
He's got the Career...
But that doesn't mean he gets the Childish Cow Chewing the Cud who waited until the wedding day to decide he wasn't the one. I mean, maybe he's a massive Cock but seriously, what about all your relatives who got the weekend off work and spent money on outfits and hotels and babysitters?!

And I have no idea what wrigleys are trying to do, their ads for this Time to Shine series show a bride chewing gum (so classy!) and a soccer player playing a match while chewing gum (choking hazard, nice!).

RabbleRouser2k

New advert for Invisible braces with 'I got engaged and wanted to fix my smile etc' with really bad 3d animation (looks like something from the 90s) and really weird voiceover.

It's all very badly done.

PeterParker957

Lemonposset wrote: »

He's got the Car...
He's got the Cash...
He's got the Condo...
He's got the Career...
But that doesn't mean he gets the Childish Cow Chewing the Cud who waited until the wedding day to decide he wasn't the one. I mean, maybe he's a massive Cock but seriously, what about all your relatives who got the weekend off work and spent money on outfits and hotels and babysitters?!

And I have no idea what wrigleys are trying to do, their ads for this Time to Shine series show a bride chewing gum (so classy!) and a soccer player playing a match while chewing gum (choking hazard, nice!).

There are so many things wrong with this advert.

I reckon she's married him and then legged it on her own so she gets half. She looks the type!

optogirl

PeterParker957 wrote: »

There are so many things wrong with this advert.

I reckon she's married him and then legged it on her own so she gets half. She looks the type!

Why is she waiting till the morning of the wedding to smugly drive off leaving her bloke jilted at the altar - are we supposed to think she's cool? She's a bi*ch!

EICVD

I know that TUI ad has mentioned here but I actually like it!

The Specialist

Lemonposset wrote: »

He's got the Car...
He's got the Cash...
He's got the Condo...
He's got the Career...
But that doesn't mean he gets the Childish Cow Chewing the Cud who waited until the wedding day to decide he wasn't the one. I mean, maybe he's a massive Cock but seriously, what about all your relatives who got the weekend off work and spent money on outfits and hotels and babysitters?!

And I have no idea what wrigleys are trying to do, their ads for this Time to Shine series show a bride chewing gum (so classy!) and a soccer player playing a match while chewing gum (choking hazard, nice!).

Time to shine - She'll be shining alright when her jilted fiances female relatives catch up with the bitch. Might as well enjoy her chewing gum while she has a few teeth left

the purple tin

Speaking of chewing gum, the one where the young lad opens the door to his girlfriend's parents in his jocks and introduces himself. I hope the next instalment shows the father punching his smug little face in :mad:

Gen.Zhukov

Oral B at it again. The little rascals.

The vid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0gxiByu5sY

Then there is the close up



So it looks to me that this amazing toothpaste only works on the upper teeth.
Now, if I was a cynical bastard (which I am) I'd say she had some work done on the uppers but the kind people at Oral B thought they'd put it down to the product.

the purple tin

The british army recruitment ad where they drop everything including radio contact, while the muslim soldier prays to Mecca. Gimme a fcuking break :rolleyes:

PeterParker957

the purple tin wrote: »

The british army recruitment ad where they drop everything including radio contact, while the muslim soldier prays to Mecca. Gimme a fcuking break :rolleyes:

I know someone in the Army and they HATE that advert!!!!!

darkdubh

the purple tin wrote: »

The british army recruitment ad where they drop everything including radio contact, while the muslim soldier prays to Mecca. Gimme a fcuking break :rolleyes:

Am I the only one who pictures him getting a well aimed boot up the hole?

PeterParker957

darkdubh wrote: »

Am I the only one who pictures him getting a well aimed boot up the hole?

Oh no, I doubt that!!!!

MetzgerMeister

silverharp wrote: »

are they saying you will get crabs on a TUI holiday?

Reminds me of this

anewme

my3cents wrote: »

I'd love to set up a electric synthesizer in a Halifax "bank" and sing stupid tuneless ditties all day and see how they like it.

Only it would be a waste of time as the Halifax no longer have real people working for them their banks/building societies are just rows of ATM's.

Probably explains why the ads are so bad.

disgusted to see these two dodo fookers back last night. Absolutely disgusted.

my3cents

anewme wrote: »

disgusted to see these two dodo fookers back last night. Absolutely disgusted.

Funny that the "two dodo fookers" annoy people so much that no one noticed I said Halifax when the ad is actually for the Nationwide

trashcan

Gwynplaine wrote: »

'Way down we go' Rugby ad.?

God yeah, that voice:(:(. Why is it that so many ads now have people with incredibly annoying singing voices ?

Chev_Chelios

That Cadburys ad grates on me. At least they shortened it down. Regular Cadburys bars are smaller than that anyway and too expensive.

4068ac1elhodqr

my3cents wrote: »

Funny that the "two dodo fookers" annoy people so much that no one noticed I said Halifax when the ad is actually for the Nationwide

Saw a whole woefully dreadful extended 60 seconds of those two spare Nationwide Casio bints. They make Tui's advert look like an Oscar nominated short.

Those wans have the aura of two extras expelled from the casting couch (both still wearing drab coats) of a particularly scruffy episode to be set in Eastenders's laundromat.



Nationwide must be trying to compete with the jokers from a similar type of ad agency, that decided it might be cool to use 'cartoon top cat' to promote Halifax financial services.

The only advice to get from a cat (even topcat), is the whereabouts of a mouse in the house. There is no real advice to ever seek from a dull pair of piano buskers.

madmaggie

The Joom ad with the two women wearing the same type of dress. One of them with huge scary glaringly white teeth.

donegal_man

The new HSBC ad with Richard Ayoade.

PeterParker957

donegal_man wrote: »

The new HSBC Anything ad with Richard Ayoade.

FYP there!

RabbleRouser2k

PeterParker957 wrote: »

FYP there!

He's a strange one.

Entertaining in The I.T Crowd, the worst thing in pretty much everything else.

gmisk

I am sure it has been mentioned but those adverts for the post really irritate me.
Especially the one with the child screeching like a BANSHEE!
OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH x100

NO NO NO!

lertsnim

Anyone figured out what the message in the Vodafone ad is? How is it linked to the Vodafone brand. Surely someone has figured it out by now. Bring back Sue and the odd couple that stole her.

Lemonposset

Did I...did I just see an ad for gluten-free shampoo?

4068ac1elhodqr

Lemonposset wrote: »

Did I...did I just see an ad for gluten-free shampoo?

Let's hope not. My local shop sells Corn Flakes with a big 'g-f' graphic on them.

Double the price, and half the size of the regular ones and also made from 100% corn.
Most folks with coeliac disease can take these anyway with no bother.

RabbleRouser2k

New advert for Barnados. ...its bloody awful.

Main actress wouldn't getva look in on Fair City, she's that bad.

And the child is wearing one of those p*ssy hats from the women's march.
Woeful.

madmaggie

Lemonposset wrote: »

Did I...did I just see an ad for gluten-free shampoo?

I think that's aimed at coeliacs like me, who might get confused by the delicious fruitiness of the product, and drink it instead of putting it on me head