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Even more adverts you despise

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    #2222
    madmaggie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭madmaggie


    What happened to Tim and Tom, also John and James? Did they OD on Gaviscon?


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    #2223
    lertsnim
    Registered Users Posts: 9,771 ✭✭✭lertsnim


    As if the Haribo ads couldn't get worse now they have a child speaking like a man. Hate those ads.


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    #2224
    my3cents
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,764 ✭✭✭my3cents


    The Duracell "Iron Man" advert.

    Can anyone explain to me how a toy being operated for the camera with a stick stuck up its arse needs batteries?


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    #2225
    iamwhoiam
    Registered Users Posts: 16,135 ✭✭✭✭iamwhoiam


    madmaggie wrote: »
    What happened to Tim and Tom, also John and James? Did they OD on Gaviscon?

    Hopefully


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    #2226
    RabbleRouser2k
    Registered Users Posts: 8,328 ✭✭✭RabbleRouser2k


    lertsnim wrote: »
    As if the Haribo ads couldn't get worse now they have a child speaking like a man. Hate those ads.

    I tolerated the 'kids' voices-didn't seem too bad, they mostly did em okay.

    But the adult voice-that's seriously weird. It just breaks up the whole suspension of disbelief.


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    #2227
    The Specialist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,539 ✭✭✭The Specialist


    I've never wanted an inanimate object to spawn a limb and attack someone before, but I wish that sofa in Owen Wilsons ad would make a fist and batter the smug out of him. Horrendously annoying.


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    #2228
    johnnyyesno
    Site Banned Posts: 78 ✭✭johnnyyesno


    The Specialist wrote: »
    Whatever about the LSD induced smiling heads, but whoever thought that absolute travesty of a song was the perfect match for it needs to be taken out and shot.

    The original song by Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel is a classic but that version is horrific.


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    #2229
    my3cents
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,764 ✭✭✭my3cents


    "So what do we say Lucy?"

    "%&^ off you jumped up little runt now I'm going to have a very very large Gin and Tonic, I'll save the wine for later."


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    #2230
    blueser
    Registered Users Posts: 10,694 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    That new Vodafone ad with the kid trying to play the violin.


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    #2231
    donegal_man
    Registered Users Posts: 5,786 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    The Credit Union ad with the weird stalker guy in the waxing salon


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    #2232
    JennyZ
    Registered Users Posts: 286 ✭✭JennyZ


    The Irish Rail ad where your man stays on the train, driving me bonkers. They should have picked a morning train from Drogheda or Maynooth to Connolly, now that really would be hilarious.


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    #2233
    Accidentally
    Registered Users Posts: 261 ✭✭Accidentally


    All Trivago ads. I don't think I've ever taken such an instant dislike to someone in my life. I will never ever use Trivago


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    #2234
    Birneybau
    Registered Users Posts: 10,321 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Accidentally wrote: »
    All Trivago ads. I don't think I've ever taken such an instant dislike to someone in my life. I will never ever use Trivago

    LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS!


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    #2235
    madmaggie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭madmaggie


    The Corsodyl ad, "if you spit blood", what an enticement to buy a product. Plus the ladies with their discreet underwear, if you keep telling everyone about it, it's not very discreet.


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    #2236
    RabbleRouser2k
    Registered Users Posts: 8,328 ✭✭✭RabbleRouser2k


    'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA THAT'S A HEADBOMB!!!!'

    The first version of this advert was a headwrecker, and people kindly asked them to stop showing it.

    So what do they do-reedit it, make a different version, and now it's worse.


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    #2237
    blueser
    Registered Users Posts: 10,694 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    Those Allianz ads with Micheal o'wotsit. Christ; his acting is brutal.


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    #2238
    johnnyyesno
    Site Banned Posts: 78 ✭✭johnnyyesno


    The current one for KBC Bank purely down to this brief bit in the middle that shows a montage of suited w@nkers throwing shapes including this really smug looking middle aged woman doing some kind of cringy disco dance.


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    #2239
    plodder
    Registered Users Posts: 7,232 ✭✭✭plodder


    madmaggie wrote: »
    The Corsodyl ad, "if you spit blood", what an enticement to buy a product.
    You can imagine Caroline Ahearn's checkout girl going - "Oooh, you spitting blood love?"


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    #2240
    castletownman
    Registered Users Posts: 11,338 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Carlsberg used to have deadly ads. The one with the best flatmates in the world is an all-time classic.

    But now....they have the creepy Danish Hannibal entering a boat where he proceeds to perv on a couple about to get it on, and then robs a fellas pint. Scandalous.


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    #2241
    Doctors room ghost
    Registered Users Posts: 4,820 ✭✭✭Doctors room ghost


    The fukn roller derby one.does my head in.must be on a thousand times a day and I’ve had to suffer it plenty.does it have a ball?NO!
    Well what the fcuk is it so cos I still have no idea but I have a definite mental block on roller derby now bordering on rage without even knowing what it is. I know skates are involved and a gang of bitches that shout answers if you ask them something.away and sh1te with your roller derby


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    #2242
    RabbleRouser2k
    Registered Users Posts: 8,328 ✭✭✭RabbleRouser2k


    castletownman wrote: »
    Carlsberg used to have deadly ads. The one with the best flatmates in the world is an all-time classic.

    But now....they have the creepy Danish Hannibal entering a boat where he proceeds to perv on a couple about to get it on, and then robs a fellas pint. Scandalous.

    Careful-he's got a strong female fanbase...I should know, I hear it from plenty of young women.

    Those darn Carlsbergs ads were so good-the got banned for 'promoting a positive lifestyle based on alcohol' thus encouraging alcoholism. Flipping ridiculous tbh.
    Twas the beginning of the 'don't hurt anyone's feelings' movement.



    According to details, Lenny Abrahamson directed the advert. He of Room and Adam and Paul.


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    #2243
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    madmaggie wrote: »
    Plus the ladies with their discreet underwear, if you keep telling everyone about it, it's not very discreet.

    Tell everyone it's a nappy.


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    #2244
    silverharp
    Registered Users Posts: 18,366 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    the Renault /starwars advert , too much cringe

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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    #2245
    Doctors room ghost
    Registered Users Posts: 4,820 ✭✭✭Doctors room ghost


    silverharp wrote: »
    the Renault /starwars advert , too much cringe

    And a Renault badge on the front of it the size of an elephants head Incase you forget what it is


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    #2246
    verycool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭verycool


    RabbleRouser2k wrote: »
    'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA THAT'S A HEADBOMB!!!!'

    The first version of this advert was a headwrecker, and people kindly asked them to stop showing it.

    So what do they do-reedit it, make a different version, and now it's worse.

    Atrocious ad campaign. Whoever green lit that should be fired. I do think it's for a great cause, just done completely wrong. Should be a lot more 'softly softly' instead of the violent urgency that YOUR HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE BECAUSE OF THE THINGS YOU ARE THINKING!

    I'm not sure if this has been mentioned, but every single Extra ad is pure shíte.

    The latest one where the couple are...erm... "courting", parents come home and the lad goes "feck it" opens the door in just jeans and the dad gives him the creepiest grin.


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    #2247
    silverharp
    Registered Users Posts: 18,366 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    Doctors room ghost wrote: »
    And a Renault badge on the front of it the size of an elephants head Incase you forget what it is

    I hope the badge wasn't on the Falcon, its not that unreliable :pac:

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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    #2248
    Thargor
    Registered Users Posts: 17,942 ✭✭✭✭Thargor


    blueser wrote: »
    That new Vodafone ad with the kid trying to play the violin.
    How could they possibly think thats a good idea? Vodafone and Sky are so obnoxious with their ads, Idris Elba at the minute on every channel with kids screaming Ramona at him over and over, its torture.


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    #2249
    iamwhoiam
    Registered Users Posts: 16,135 ✭✭✭✭iamwhoiam


    Thargor wrote: »
    How could they possibly think thats a good idea? Vodafone and Sky are so obnoxious with their ads, Idris Elba at the minute on every channel with kids screaming Ramona at him over and over, its torture.

    Moana even !!!


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    #2250
    11wingnut
    Registered Users Posts: 471 ✭✭11wingnut


    As an alienated parent do not like the Vodaphone add where they think it is ok for the kid to call the new fella "Dad."
    http://www.paawarenessday.com/ 25th April Alienated parent day .


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    #2251
    rubadub
    Registered Users Posts: 32,381 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    RabbleRouser2k wrote: »
    Careful-he's got a strong female fanbase...I should know, I hear it from plenty of young women.
    Nothing to be careful about, could anybody be upset or want to defend him?! I expect his own mother/wife/daughter would have to shrug and say "ah yeah, sure you have to admit he is a dodgy looking cnut and puts chills up my spine, probably has a sex dungeon brimming with victims"


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