Even more adverts you despise

RabbleRouser2k

The Crowman wrote: »

Seems like it's been removed. Have Maroon 5 gone down the Denis O Brien road?

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2018/06/27/show-that-****ing-ad-one-more-time-i-dare-you-public-warn-maroon-5/

This link working?

Dang, it's not-just go to the site and type maroon 5.

PopePalpatine

You have to replace the *s with the offending word. I'll give you a clue, it's an anagram of an Anglo-French clothes store.

castletownman

Summer wind wrote: »

“Scott’s home earrrrrrly” I can’t be the only one who thinks the m&m ads are really creepy. “You were going to eat him without me” yuk disgusting.

The thing about that ad though that gives it some clemency, is the one having an "affair" is tasty.

I....eh....wouldn't mind her eating me

flazio

Let's try this.
https://bit.ly/2KSXVlE

blueser

castletownman wrote: »

The thing about that ad though that gives it some clemency, is the one having an "affair" is tasty.

I....eh....wouldn't mind her eating me

Cue "nosh" gags.

Pussyhands

Anyone got a link to the vodafone ad where the lad calls the fella dad? I don't think I've seen it.

Annoying ad for me is the energia ads..."clever humans go for energia" in the michael D type voice.

Pussyhands

Also I find the Chill ads with jennifer maguire very sexist...

Conventionally attractive woman making a nerdy guy run around for her while she plays him.

If roles were reversed it would never happen.

acai berry

Pussyhands wrote: »

Anyone got a link to the vodafone ad where the lad calls the fella dad? I don't think I've seen it.

Annoying ad for me is the energia ads..."clever humans go for energia" in the michael D type voice.

LOL! I thought that was a Francis Brennan type voice.

I quite enjoy these ads. Sorry!

acai berry

Love the Brennan's Bread ads especially where the guy does a few Irish dancing steps.

Hate all Chill Insurance Ads, especially the needle in the haystack one.

the purple tin

The spot treatment ad with Gorgie Porter (an actor, but I've never heard of her) she starts talking about all the things she used to try and get rid of her spots; honey, perfume, garlic!!! WTF! Just go out and buy some clearisil you dozy Essex bint.

madmaggie

An ad on this morning, I think for Virgin media, a complete abomination of the Louis Armstrong song, What a Wonderful World. No punishment would be enough for this aural poison.

acai berry

madmaggie wrote: »

An ad on this morning, I think for Virgin media, a complete abomination of the Louis Armstrong song, What a Wonderful World. No punishment would be enough for this aural poison.

I think I heard that on my radio this morning as I was waking up. Thought I was having a nightmare. LOL!

Grab All Association

McDonald’s advert where the ginger guy imagines himself getting into the punk cashiers knickers

whatever99

The Mace ads with the people dancing with orange balls as heads gives me the rage for some reason. They look so stupid!!! Maybe it’s the annoying dance moves.

I think the Vodafone ad where the kid calls the mother’s boyfriend “dad” is weird. It’s nice up until that point...eh hello kid, he’s not your dad. You can’t just go around calling people dad just cos he’s nice to you! Nothing to do with thinking it’s insensitive to absent dads, or whatever those complaints were about, it’s just kinda creepy. Like the kid rules the roost, and has now decided that this man is his dad, whether he wants to be or not. :-D

The ads for its4women are atrocious. Seriously, it’s like they’re a pisstake. They must have purposely got the worst actors and scriptwriters ever, just for the craic.

Silent Running

Have people become immune to "HI, I'M BARRY SCOTT!!"

I fucking haven't :mad:

blueser

whatever99 wrote: »

The Mace ads with the people dancing with orange balls as heads gives me the rage for some reason. They look so stupid!!! Maybe it’s the annoying dance moves.

I think the Vodafone ad where the kid calls the mother’s boyfriend “dad” is weird. It’s nice up until that point...eh hello kid, he’s not your dad. You can’t just go around calling people dad just cos he’s nice to you! Nothing to do with thinking it’s insensitive to absent dads, or whatever those complaints were about, it’s just kinda creepy. Like the kid rules the roost, and has now decided that this man is his dad, whether he wants to be or not. :-D

The ads for its4women are atrocious. Seriously, it’s like they’re a pisstake. They must have purposely got the worst actors and scriptwriters ever, just for the craic.

Plus, they've annihilated a seventies classic.

the purple tin

This ad for Rockshore lager

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1bjd1X9QbA

Oh the joys that await you on your break in the west of Ireland. You can faff about on the beach (forget swimming unless you want hypothermia), pose for a group photo in a cattle feeder, have a penalty shootout in a goal wth no net, remove something from your friend's eye, then all back to your ugly unpainted irish bungalow to get pissed drunk. Where do I book my ticket :rolleyes:





The party scene in the bungalow reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcD5Kx111Qg

my3cents

the purple tin wrote: »

This ad for Rockshore lager

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1bjd1X9QbA

Oh the joys that await you on your break in the west of Ireland. You can faff about on the beach (forget swimming unless you want hypothermia), pose for a group photo in a cattle feeder, have a penalty shootout in a goal wth no net, remove something from your friend's eye, then all back to your ugly unpainted irish bungalow to get pissed drunk. Where do I book my ticket :rolleyes:
...

Right at the begining of the ad my first thought was that they were throwing bottles of the crappy stuff into the sea to get rid of it.

Pussyhands

That stupid Eir ad.

"Crashed once, rolled 4 times...lost 3 wheels..."

"...keep tidy now"

RabbleRouser2k

whatever99 wrote: »

The Mace ads with the people dancing with orange balls as heads gives me the rage for some reason. They look so stupid!!! Maybe it’s the annoying dance moves.

I half expect them to do the 'just watch me whip, just watch me nae nae, just watch me whip...'

Mace Ad is now hilarious because of this viagra advert... (Yeah, it's shown on Irish tv).

The ads for its4women are atrocious. Seriously, it’s like they’re a pisstake. They must have purposely got the worst actors and scriptwriters ever, just for the craic.

It's always the same thing with 'feminist' adverts. Case in point, this American one for Special K-it was roundly mocked and laughed at.

The advert they showed over here was far superior-not perfect mind, just superior.

Muahahaha

whatever99 wrote: »

The ads for its4women are atrocious. Seriously, it’s like they’re a pisstake. They must have purposely got the worst actors and scriptwriters ever, just for the craic.

"I prefer to keep it all online" grrrr

Still not as bad as its4womens first ad a few years ago with the "bizness movers and shakers"

my3cents

Maybe its my own fault for watching pseudo American TV channels Maybe other people don't get the "click that deal" wowcha - the short version

"You got it" - no not in a million years!

lilmissbee88

That ‘TUI’ holiday advert does my head in.

“we cross the Ts, dot the i’s and put ‘u’ in the middle”. i guess it can’t be “we cross the Ts, dot the i’s and put ‘u’ first”... cause then they’d be UTI.
but still... UTIs are probably less annoying than that stupid advert.

RabbleRouser2k

lilmissbee88 wrote: »

That ‘TUI’ holiday advert does my head in.

“we cross the Ts, dot the i’s and put ‘u’ in the middle”. i guess it can’t be “we cross the Ts, dot the i’s and put ‘u’ first”... cause then they’d be UTI.
but still... UTIs are probably less annoying than that stupid advert.

I wouldn't know-never had one.

lilmissbee88

RabbleRouser2k wrote: »

I wouldn't know-never had one.

same, hence the probably ;-)

lertsnim

Pussyhands wrote: »

That stupid Eir ad.

"Crashed once, rolled 4 times...lost 3 wheels..."

"...keep tidy now"

They were probably describing Eir broadband to be fair.

RabbleRouser2k

lertsnim wrote: »

They were probably describing Eir broadband to be fair.

Ah yes-Eir broadband. Where even trying to send an email will take hours.

Summer wind

Pussyhands wrote: »

That stupid Eir ad.

"Crashed once, rolled 4 times...lost 3 wheels..."

"...keep tidy now"

Oh Christ I feel like putting my boot through the television when that comes on. That girls voice drives me mental.

The Crowman

The lynx one with yer man rolling down the hill is pure headwreck. That horrible song that sounds like someone shouting Ali baba and wtf is going on at the very end?

Edit: Just watched again on YT and its even worse, can hear what sounds like "Suck my b@lls"

duridian

A fringe please!