Even more adverts you despise

RabbleRouser2k · 16-09-2018 10:58pm

blueser wrote: »

I hope to fcuk you're on the wind up?

Nope- if you've lost touch with people throughout your life, or lost people entirely to death or disease, it connects.
Plus if you take it as fantasy as its intended, it's a sweet metaphor.

Niles Crane · 16-09-2018 11:12pm

RabbleRouser2k wrote: »

Nope- if you've lost touch with people throughout your life, or lost people entirely to death or disease, it connects.
Plus if you take it as fantasy as its intended, it's a sweet metaphor.

Everybody in the world has lost touch with people and had friends/relatives die so the ad should connect with everybody but of course it doesn't because it's just completely pretentious bull****.

People don't buy/drink coffee in order to connect with people they buy it because they like to drink it.

RabbleRouser2k · 17-09-2018 3:40am

Niles Crane wrote: »

Everybody in the world has lost touch with people and had friends/relatives die so the ad should connect with everybody but of course it doesn't because it's just completely pretentious bull****.

People don't buy/drink coffee in order to connect with people they buy it because they like to drink it.

Each to their own, and maybe it's manipulating the crap outta me-but I like it.

js35 · 17-09-2018 10:00am

Can’t stand that ad with the obnoxious old lady from New York selling bagels

An Riabhach · 17-09-2018 10:28am

js35 wrote: »

Can’t stand that ad with the obnoxious old lady from New York selling bagels

That rotten auld bitch definitely ain't no lady!!

js35 · 17-09-2018 10:40am

An Riabhach wrote: »

That rotten auld bitch definitely ain't no lady!!

:pac: :pac:

RabbleRouser2k · 18-09-2018 5:54am

An Riabhach wrote: »

That rotten auld bitch definitely ain't no lady!!

Definitely smokes more than 40 cigarettes a day. Probably smokes 40 during her lunch break alone.

I don't get the hype with bagels. They're nothing like a sandwich. And you're often left hungry afterwards.

An Riabhach · 18-09-2018 2:32pm

RabbleRouser2k wrote: »

Definitely smokes more than 40 cigarettes a day. Probably smokes 40 during her lunch break alone.

I don't get the hype with bagels. They're nothing like a sandwich. And you're often left hungry afterwards.

I wouldn't be buying anything with someone like that behind the counter!!

An Riabhach · 18-09-2018 2:33pm

"This little glass of mine,
I'm gonna let it shine........."

the purple tin · 18-09-2018 8:24pm

I'm sick to the back teeth of that ma-faced mick who bought an island for Ireland :mad: Get your big spud head off my telly and feck off back to Westmeath.

madmaggie · 18-09-2018 11:33pm

The McDonalds ad with "the hens bopping around the gaff". I'm sure they are.

the purple tin · 19-09-2018 8:28am

madmaggie wrote: »

The McDonalds ad with "the hens bopping around the gaff". I'm sure they are.

Or the one with the 'home tec teacher' (home economics) who dissuades the mother's fear about what is in a chicken mcnugget by breaking it in half and looking at it for a split second under a magnifying glass, she then declares it kosher, leaving no room for recourse by setting off a party popper.
Hooray for science :rolleyes:

lertsnim · 19-09-2018 11:22am

"dreamy" leamy would want to get over himself.

hawkwing · 19-09-2018 7:03pm

The Tesco teddy bear ad,it seems to be twice as loud as anything else.

MrKingsley · 20-09-2018 2:23am

I know I’ve complained about this ad before but the malteasers nurses one.

The thing that gets me most is the horrible tone she(the tool character) asks “just a snog?”.

Are there not homeless people that could say that line better and just be paid a bottle of Bucky to do so.

I’d rather that

RabbleRouser2k · 20-09-2018 2:26am

MrKingsley wrote: »

I know I’ve complained about this ad before but the malteasers nurses one.

The thing that gets me most is the horrible tone she(the tool character) asks “just a snog?”.

Are there not homeless people that could say that line better and just be paid a bottle of Bucky to do so.

I’d rather that

I always mishear the opening line 'you know that knickers you left at mine?' (It's necklace, not knickers) 'The one that used to belong to your gran?'

I don't know if it's the pronunciation or the ladies can't enunciate, but the acting is very mumbly and bad.

MrKingsley · 20-09-2018 2:29am

RabbleRouser2k wrote: »

I always mishear the opening line 'you know that knickers you left at mine?' (It's necklace, not knickers) 'The one that used to belong to your gran?'

I don't know if it's the pronunciation or the ladies can't enunciate, but the acting is very mumbly and bad.

Haha. I hear exactly the same.

If she left her knickers in mine I’d leave them on my porch so her token disabled malteaser friend could come round and collect them and then eat some chocolate

Cos that’s what the adds about yeah?

RabbleRouser2k · 20-09-2018 2:31am

MrKingsley wrote: »

Haha. I hear exactly the same.

If she left her knickers in mine I’d leave them on my porch so her token disabled malteaser friend could come round and collect them and then eat some chocolate

Cos that’s what the adds about yeah?

It's even creepier when she's like 'Well I accidentally wore them on the dance floor...' and I sit there like 'what creep wears pre-worn underwear?' Gah.

MrKingsley · 20-09-2018 2:38am

RabbleRouser2k wrote: »

It's even creepier when she's like 'Well I accidentally wore them on the dance floor...' and I sit there like 'what creep wears pre-worn underwear?' Gah.

Well I’ve been known to from time to time but never when I’m on the old malteasers. Asking for trouble then

madmaggie · 21-09-2018 12:15am

The Specsavers ad with the short sighted vet. Fed up of it now.

RabbleRouser2k · 21-09-2018 2:39am

MrKingsley wrote: »

Well I’ve been known to from time to time but never when I’m on the old malteasers. Asking for trouble then

I hope you washed them beforehand. And do they have beads on em which fly off and go everywhere when you dance?

Spook_ie · 21-09-2018 4:28pm

Dunno if it's been on before but ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuAk1nUWI9k

my3cents · 21-09-2018 4:37pm

Hmmmm Brady Family Ham, does this mean its made with bits of the Brady family or are the pigs all part of the Brady family or are their pigs all call Brady? I'm confused about this Family Ham thing.

RabbleRouser2k · 21-09-2018 6:47pm

my3cents wrote: »

Hmmmm Brady Family Ham, does this mean its made with bits of the Brady family or are the pigs all part of the Brady family or are their pigs all call Brady? I'm confused about this Family Ham thing.

It's the whole 'ham' acting thing too--it's soooo meta.

(No it's not).

Doctor Nick · 21-09-2018 7:05pm

I think the ad that annoys me more than all the others at the moment is the one for Lloyd's pharmacy (I think it's called) . Makes Fair City actors look like Oscar winners in comparison. Truly awful stuff.

RabbleRouser2k · 21-09-2018 7:12pm

Doctor Nick wrote: »

I think the ad that annoys me more than all the others at the moment is the one for Lloyd's pharmacy (I think it's called) . Makes Fair City actors look like Oscar winners in comparison. Truly awful stuff.

The lady sounding like 'Beaker' from the Muppets, and 'bird flu' fella make that sodomy for the eyes and ears.

Niles Crane · 21-09-2018 11:29pm

Spook_ie wrote: »

Dunno if it's been on before but ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuAk1nUWI9k

I love that ad.

OldMrBrennan83 · 22-09-2018 11:26am

Bog Irish. Would stop me buying Bradys.

Gwynplaine · 22-09-2018 2:12pm

"The full on Goslings" mute, leave the room, change channel, put foot through telly. Any of the above.

trashcan · 22-09-2018 9:07pm

madmaggie wrote: »

The Specsavers ad with the short sighted vet. Fed up of it now.

Ah I quite like that one. Love the face of the cat at the end.

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