Interview the person below you (Part 6) MOD WARNING IN FIRST POST

Lavinia

Only to the other side

Last game you played?

tomwaterford

Lavinia wrote: »

Only to the other side

Last game you played?

Snap



Scariest experienxe you had lately

Eamondomc

tomwaterford wrote: »

Snap



Scariest experienxe you had lately

Just in from the pub, me and my oldest brother, 65, went up the road for a couple of pints, we got chatting to a couple from Dublin, I went to the loo, I came out, female dub from couple was standing in the hallway, she turns to me and says, " I'm in trouble, can you help me out", I says, " well if I can, sure", she says, " I've got my nails on and can't pull the zip of my trousers down, will you come in with me and pull it down for me", OK I thinks, what's going on here, am I being put upon or is this genuine, I says, "well, are you sure you want me to do it, would you not be more comfortable with your man in there doing it"? She says, " that fcuker hasn't pulled my zip in a long time, and it needs pulling believe me".
I'm frantic at this stage as my sister works in the bar, my bro is in there talking to this woman's partner and I've been gone long enough to be back, so I just say, "sorry, I can't oblige, it would be an embarrassing position to put me in, my sis and bro are in the bar and your partner, what would they think if any of them walked out and caught us in the loo together and me fiddling at your trousers".
She says," don't flatter yourself, I'm busting for a piss and have a rag on, I just don't want to lose a nail, your virginity is safe". I'm still sweating this, but say OK, " I'll pull down your zip her in the hallway", she says "OK", I do it and she says "thanks for nuttin". I go back in smile at her man and my bro and sis, take a drink and think, thank god that's over. It might be fcuk all but I swear, that's the most frightening thing in my life in a while.

What do you think of that?

Colser

Eamondomc wrote:

What do you think of that?

You're joking ?

tomwaterford

Eamondomc wrote: »

Just in from the pub, me and my oldest brother, 65, went up the road for a couple of pints, we got chatting to a couple from Dublin, I went to the loo, I came out, female dub from couple was standing in the hallway, she turns to me and says, " I'm in trouble, can you help me out", I says, " well if I can, sure", she says, " I've got my nails on and can't pull the zip of my trousers down, will you come in with me and pull it down for me", OK I thinks, what's going on here, am I being put upon or is this genuine, I says, "well, are you sure you want me to do it, would you not be more comfortable with your man in there doing it"? She says, " that fcuker hasn't pulled my zip in a long time, and it needs pulling believe me".
I'm frantic at this stage as my sister works in the bar, my bro is in there talking to this woman's partner and I've been gone long enough to be back, so I just say, "sorry, I can't oblige, it would be an embarrassing position to put me in, my sis and bro are in the bar and your partner, what would they think if any of them walked out and caught us in the loo together and me fiddling at your trousers".
She says," don't flatter yourself, I'm busting for a piss and have a rag on, I just don't want to lose a nail, your virginity is safe". I'm still sweating this, but say OK, " I'll pull down your zip her in the hallway", she says "OK", I do it and she says "thanks for nuttin". I go back in smile at her man and my bro and sis, take a drink and think, thank god that's over. It might be fcuk all but I swear, that's the most frightening thing in my life in a while.

What do you think of that?

Shouldve lobbed the gob



Was she hot??

Felix Jones is God

Best story I've heard all year!

Were you humming the theme to.the Crying Game I wonder..
Sounds suspicious

La.de.da

That's really funny eamon. Ya stud ya :-)


Was she hot?

Felix Jones is God

La.de.da wrote: »

That's really funny eamon. Ya stud ya :-)


Was she hot?

When he took his finger out she was red hot

Have I crossed a line ?

Eamondomc

La.de.da wrote: »

That's really funny eamon. Ya stud ya :-)


Was she hot?

She was comfortable looking, La.

I'm not sure of her actual intentions, probably innocent, but put the sweats on me.
Anyway, we left soon after, went back to me ma's, had a hot whiskey there and I'm now home and heading to bed where herself is tucked up longgo.

Isn't life great sometimes though, the craic it throws up?

La.de.da

Felix Jones is God wrote: »

When he took his finger out she was red hot

Have I crossed a line ?

Hahaha. Maybe for the young folk.

Do you think mrs eamon would be angry at that story?

Eamondomc

La.de.da wrote: »

Hahaha. Maybe for the young folk.

Do you think mrs eamon would be angry at that story?

I'll tell her tomoro, would take more than that to worry her, she knows me well.

Will we have one mor drink before bed?

Colser

Eamondomc wrote:

Will we have one mor drink before bed?

We need one after that ðŸ˜

Will we have to detox soon?

Eamondomc

Colser wrote: »

We need one after that ðŸ˜

Will we have to detox soon?

It starts today for me, no drink or any s***e eating, for the week ahead.

Isn't farming a bitch on a frosty bank holiday morning?

Lavinia

I can only imagine

how come 2 weeks on holidays pass so fast?

Eamondomc

Lavinia wrote: »

I can only imagine

how come 2 weeks on holidays pass so fast?

I still have a week left and I'm going to enjoy it now the big party season is over, a quiet week to just potter around the sheds and house.
Herself has a list of must do jobs lined up for me, I'm going to make a start on it today, kudos for the first week of 2017 anyway, there'll still be loads of time for her to bitch at me for the rest of the year. One new clothes line going up today.

Have you a bucket list?

Lavinia

Sure but very short and if i do one of those I'd be happy with myself

Any fun for tonight?

Shannon757

Lavinia wrote: »

Sure but very short and if i do one of those I'd be happy with myself

Any fun for tonight?

I had no fun.

Favorite panto?

mansize

Don't do panto

Any recommendations to get to sleep?

gramar

mansize wrote: »

Don't do panto

Any recommendations to get to sleep?

Pull back covers. Get into bed. Pull covers over you.
Rest your head on the pillow. Turn off the light. Sleep.


When pirates go shopping to they go to Spaaaaar?

Eamondomc

gramar wrote: »

Pull back covers. Get into bed. Pull covers over you.
Rest your head on the pillow. Turn off the light. Sleep.


When pirates go shopping to they go to Spaaaaar?

Pirates don't shop, they steal.

What do you miss the most in life that you no longer do?

gramar

Eamondomc wrote: »

Pirates don't shop, they steal.

What do you miss the most in life that you no longer do?

Not worrying about there being enough time.

Do you snore?

Eamondomc

gramar wrote: »

Not worrying about there being enough time.

Do you snore?

I'm told I do occasionally.

Do you snort?

gramar

Eamondomc wrote: »

I'm told I do occasionally.

Do you snort?

I do something along those lines.

Do you believe the Titanic was on fire for weeks before it hit an iceberg?

Eamondomc

gramar wrote: »

I do something along those lines.

Do you believe the Titanic was on fire for weeks before it hit an iceberg?

I do.

Would you give up your place in a life boat to a woman or child?

Caoimhgh1n

Eamondomc wrote: »

I do.

Would you give up your place in a life boat to a woman or child?

A child, yes.

You?

gramar

Caoimhgh1n wrote: »

A child, yes.

You?

No, I'm not a child. Oh..would I give up my place? Not on your nelly.

Would a stream be big enough to row your boat down it?

Eamondomc

gramar wrote: »

No, I'm not a child. Oh..would I give up my place? Not on your nelly.

Would a stream be big enough to row your boat down it?

It would.

How gently can you row your boat down the stream?

gramar

Eamondomc wrote: »

It would.

How gently can you row your boat down the stream?

I'd just let it drift.

Have you ever touched anything with a barge pole?

Eamondomc

gramar wrote: »

I'd just let it drift.

Have you ever touched anything with a barge pole?

I wouldn't touch a barge pole.

Is there a barge in your life?

gramar

Eamondomc wrote: »

I wouldn't touch a barge pole.

Is there a barge in your life?

A barrage maybe.

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Eamondomc

gramar wrote: »

A barrage maybe.

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Rubbertoe.

What do you call a man with a toe growing on his knee?

gramar

Eamondomc wrote: »

Rubbertoe.

What do you call a man with a toe growing on his knee?

Tony.

Is there anybody called Anto outside of Dublin?

Felix Jones is God

gramar wrote: »

Tony.

Is there anybody called Anto outside of Dublin?

Hope not.

Cheese, crackers selection of iberico charcuterie and white wine....Isn't this just the mutts nuts?

gramar

Felix Jones is God wrote: »

Hope not.

Cheese, crackers selection of iberico charcuterie and white wine....Isn't this just the mutts nuts?

It is indeed the canines goolies.

Apart from locks on doors and windows does you house have any other kind of defence mechanism?

Felix Jones is God

gramar wrote: »

It is indeed the canines goolies.

Apart from locks on doors and windows does you house have any other kind of defence mechanism?

I have a bowie knife I keep in a drawer bedside my bed

Any implements you keep handy in the bedroom?

Colser

gramar wrote:

Apart from locks on doors and windows does you house have any other kind of defence mechanism?

My face .

Are people wary of you?

Lavinia

Aware yes wary no or not that i am aware of

Would you pay for gold airport lounge?

Felix Jones is God

Lavinia wrote: »

Aware yes wary no or not that i am aware of

Would you pay for gold airport lounge?

When you're flying Ryanair anyway?....Seems like a waste of money to me
What's the most expensive thing you've bought in "the loop"?

Eamondomc

Felix Jones is God wrote: »

When you're flying Ryanair anyway?....Seems like a waste of money to me
What's the most expensive thing you've bought in "the loop"?

I'm out of the loop there, never shopped in it.

Did your hoop behave OK over the Xmas, a lot of loose hoops around our end of the country?

Rubberlegs

Eamondomc wrote: »

I'm out of the loop there, never shopped in it.

Did your hoop behave OK over the Xmas, a lot of loose hoops around our end of the country?

My hoop was very well behaved, considering there were a couple of loose ones in the house!

Can you do the hoola hoop?

Eamondomc

73Cat wrote: »

My hoop was very well behaved, considering there were a couple of loose ones in the house!

Can you do the hoola hoop?

I could years ago when the brats were young, not sure about now.

Can you still gyrate as well as ever?

Rubberlegs

Eamondomc wrote: »

I could years ago when the brats were young, not sure about now.

Can you still gyrate as well as ever?

No, I am very stiff altogether, achey hips and back.

Do you often feel much older than your years ?

Shannon757

73Cat wrote: »

No, I am very stiff altogether, achey hips and back.

Do you often feel much older than your years ?

Yes but that's cause of the arthritis.

Do you act your age or your shoe size?

Eamondomc

73Cat wrote: »

No, I am very stiff altogether, achey hips and back.

Do you often feel much older than your years ?

I do sometimes, especially when I get tired now, I get it hard to keep going, waiting for a renewed burst of energy that doesn't come as easily or quickly as it used to.

Ever do a scrapheap challenge?

Colser

Shannon757 wrote:

Do you act your age or your shoe size?

Shoe size.

Do you prefer shoes or boots?

gramar

Colser wrote: »

Shoe size.

Do you prefer shoes or boots?

Boots. I've never shopped in shoes.

High street or shopping centre?

Eamondomc

gramar wrote: »

Boots. I've never shopped in shoes.

High street or shopping centre?

Both.

Can you lipread?

gramar

Eamondomc wrote: »

Both.

Can you lipread?

No, I use my eyes to read.

Do you mouth the words to yourself as you read?

Colser

gramar wrote:

Do you mouth the words to yourself as you read?

No.

Do you put your finger under words as you read them?

gramar

Colser wrote: »

No.

Do you put your finger under words as you read them?

I do. It's a pain in the hole on a computer screen though.

Would you prefer to see a child in a beauty pageant or a seplling competition?